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Bob doesn't know it yet, but he's in big trouble ...
Who is going to be around, the whole night through (singing)
... the season, Darryl Smith CFL Priority Courrier, offensive player of ...
... safety for those working is always a primary consideration.
Last night, the Conservative Party reach a new low.
It's just another regular day in the hood for Jerome St. McGinty, a regular, average co-op student, tirelessly working away for the betterment of science.
Oh no Jerome! Think of your experiment!
What's in your pocket Jerome?
That's just bad form...
What are you doing Jerome ... ?
Pouring liquids is always a hassle and a drag.
Who has time for this?!
Introducing the RoboCo-op, the fastest, meanest, and biggest threat to university co-op students out there
Made in the good ol' U S of A. No need for furniture, fast and efficient; listen to this here young 'un!
Whooie boy! Carrying these tubes 'round all day? Heh heh!
I don't think he can hold on them tubes better than I can hold onto a buckin' bronco!
What a mess!
Now he's gotta open up that cen-tri-fuge, oh, faster than ol' chompa' can open up a can of Miller! Heh heh!
This here fool ain't got the hand-eye coordination to play in the Blind Wombat Baseball League!
Thankfully, Uncle Sam came to the rescue.
with a centrifuge that puts the G's on better than an English boy prep school.
Resistant to liquid nitrogen and ***!
Crushin' ain't no thang, and it does wonders in the office.
I don't even know what that is ...
Son, you better order right now!
This here promotion gon' dry up faster than water in a bayou!
and I ain't going back in there to fill it up. There be 'gators of the economical type.
You order now, and Pappy throw in the easy portable desktop version.
Great for parties, shindigs, and hootenannies.
Whooie boy! Look at how light that thing is!
So easy to put it away and save it for later!
With double the efficiency and value, this deal is sweeter than the Alaska Land Purchase of 1867 by William H. Seward.
ORDER NOW !