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(Beep)
[S] Got it!
(Beep)
Max time! (Sings sexy "Intoxication" music) [M] Ok, now that's not... Stop it! That wasn't the one-
[S] (Sings Wooyoung's "Sexy Lady") You sexy lady-ah! Sexy lady-ah.!
[M] Such a bad bad girl. Nano nano.
[S] The wig is in my FACE! [M] Ok. (Beep)
Well, that's all very well and interesting, but did you see my new, magic dog?
He can fly on his back, and every time you rub his tummy, he grants you a wish.
[M] Oh, boy. Meemers just photobombed. That's not good.
That's my unicorn cat. [S] Continuity error. (British accent)
Move from here peasant cat.
[Dr.M] Meow. [M] I like to play the piano, sometimes I play the- Aww, you licked my hand.
[S] Ha. [M] You're sweet.
(Beep)
Woooo-ow. (Simon's girlish scream)
(And his voice is cracking)
(Just air is being blown out) (Martina is laughing)
(And he's done, nice try Simon)
[M] Would it have been easier to go I-Yeeeeh?
[S] It would be easier if I just opened my mouth, and you put over it like a girl's scream like one of yours.
[M] I don't think I have any of that.
[S] You can just bleep yourself afterwards and do it.
[M] I, tick- Are you kidding me, I'm not a girl screamer?
[S] Scream as loud as you can. [M] Aguhhhh.
[S] Ahhhh! My name is Martina. Arrggghhhh.
[M] (Higher pitched) Ahhhhh!
[S] There you go. [M] Like that? [S] Yeah. [M] Haha.
(Beep)
[M] Ready? [S] Huh. [Both shout] TVXQ!
[M] I forgot my line. [S] Ha. [M] It's a pretty simple one. [S] Yep.
[M] Pretty sure it's just U-Know Time. Ok, ready? [S] Ok.
(Beep)
[S] Oh, hello you know. Did I tell you about the new Lamborghini that- uuuggghhhhhhh. (Martina laughs hard)
(Beep)
Oh, hello, you know, did I tell you about the new lamborghini that I got? It goes from zero to sexy.
Sexy. (T-ara's "Sexy Love") Sexy Love, Sexy Love, Sexy lips.
(Beep)
[M] I bet you guys were like,
Simon and Martina will never have any of those costumes.
Well, we just happened to have this totally accurate silver suit lying around,
so pretty good timing, I think, on our behalf, that we happened to buy this suit.
[S] You are a spitting image... [M] I know. [S] of U-Know Time.
[M] It's high quality and everything. [S] U-Know Time me! Ba bah bah bah. [M] No!
[S] Badamehdeh. [M] No, not my suit! (Beep)
[S] Hohohohoho! I'm pretty sure- (Coughs)
(Beep)
Check it out, normal Simon, U-Know Time!
Normal Simon, U-Know Time! baaabahbambampbah!
Because he does a pirouette horse dance. U-Know Time.
[M] You're cut off, Mister.
(Beep)
[M] Brevity, Simon. [S] Poppy ***.
[M] Brevity, Simon. No words, just literally gasping. [S] Ok, ready?
(Gasp) ***!
I have just been hornswoggled, you shyster.
You, ***! [M] Ok, you're officially cut off. (Beep)
[M] Have you seen my new unicorn kitten?
He's small and lovely and grants me wishes and is covered in glitter.
[S] Hahahaha. I'm pretty sure that's just a plain kitten.
(Beep)
[M] Crazy good show, man! [S] We did a great show, man. [M] Yeah.
(Both gasp) [S] Oh, my god. [M] Someone needs our help.
[S] Somebody needs our help! [M] Oh, ok. Hahahaha
(Beep)
(Orange Caramel's "Lipstick" Dance) [S] You just trampled my foot. You just stepped on it twice again.
Take your reggings back. (Leggings, Simon, Korea has corrupted you) (Now, T-ara's "Sexy Love")
[S] Why am I so sleepy? [M] It's because you're wearing a onesie. [S] Why do you have so much energy?
[M] We're moving immediately. [S] No, I'm going to sleep.
[M] You're off my team Max.
(Beep)
[S] Oh, hey puppy!
[M] Spudgy comes to spit on your FACE!
[S] Hey, puppy. [M] Thanks for being such a good boy, Spudgy. [S] You're such a sweet dog!!!
He's like, somebody came down to my level. Let me snuggle. Mmm, snuggles.
(Gong) Thanks for watching the bloopers of EYK!