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Mr. Santa: Hooooooooo ....
T.J. Grandpa… Did you fall from the tree or something? Put your gun down!
T.J. By the way, why are you dressed like that?
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T.J. You got to be kidding me ...
T.J. Was this guy sitting next to you on the tree?
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T.J. What the ***!
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T.J. Hey man, why are you shooting at us?
Ivan: Listen do I ask you ...
Ivan: Why are you having a target drawn on your back?
Ivan: And by the way, put your gun away.
Ivan: Do not worry, I will not bite you.
Ivan: And who is that moron behind you?
Ivan: Holy ***! Santa Claus!?
T.J. For the record, I know this guy just a little bit more than you.
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Ivan: Yes Santa ... The same *** happened to me as well, I woke up falling in the air, hit the ground ...
Ivan: Then saw this guy with the target on his back, and that is about it.
T.J. It sounds like you both have no idea where are we … Ok lets go look around
Louisa: You three! Silently, without asking any questions follow me now!
Ivan: Damn … Harsh woman!
Mario: Oh, bastardo ... Attaccato a me ... Mario ... Ti spacco la faccia ... Voi poveri
T.J. Hey!
Mario: Mamma Mia-a-a-a-a!!! Aaaaa …
T.J. Put the guns down. Hey plumber, you better get up.
T.J. I understand you guys also have no idea where are we?
Frosty: Hey fake mustache! We're not done yet!
T.J. What about the sleeping beauty behind that tree? Is he alive or what?
T.J. Hey grandpa, go check him.
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Ali G: Getting up so early already?
Ali G: What the hell!
Ali G: Yo guys ... I have no money ... And my family is not rich ... Maybe you just let me go?
T.J. Ok, lets find out where are we anyway.
Ali G: So what ... You are not going to rob me?
Ali G: Hey wait up! I'm coming with you then!
Ali G: Hey you! Yes, you ...
Ali G: Listen, I think you clearly understand that you need a bodyguard ... and It turns out I am the one … so what do you say we …
Ali G: Okay okay ... Understood
T.J. And who is this guy?
T.J. Russian and American cover me, the rest follow behind us.
T.J. Hey man, are you the local forest ranger?
T.J. You are deaf or what?
T.J. Hallo. I am talking to you!
Potter: You no speak to me ... You look up the tree!
T.J. What? Are you sick headed?
T.J. Well I can tell you one thing for sure ... We are in the deep ***
T.J. What is the last thing all of you remember?
T.J. I think it is logical to start with that.
T.J. So, who among our circle of anonymously lost people will start?
T.J. Maybe you are farsighted?
Louisa: I was tracking down the target, when suddenly a flash and I wake up *** knows where and with whom.
Ivan: Well almost the same *** happened to me as well.
Ivan: I was cleaning the building, then a sharply flash appears, and I am lying in the bushes hell knows where.
Frosty: In my case it was a little bit complicated ...
Frosty: I also saw a bright light, and then I was already getting punched in the face by that crazy plumber.
Potter: I was struggling with the homeless for a piece of meat ...
Potter: As soon as I did him, I woke up there near the tree.
Mario: Well, I was doing my usual trip to the sewers, mushrooms, turtles, search for the princess, and then woop!
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Ali G: Well I was in the sauna with 5 chicks, then unexpectedly boom!
Ali G: Quite a sad story ... Right?
T.J. I haven't seen our kidnapers as well.
T.J. What about you grandpa? Do you want to say anything?
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T.J. Well, it seems nobody saw our kidnapers.
T.J. But since we were able to get here, we should be able to get out from here as well.
T.J. Who thinks the same way, follow me!
Potter: I have a magic stick... I like to play with it a bit...
Frosty: Hey conductor, be quite!
Potter: I know the spells… I know the magic.
Frosty: I told you shut up!
Potter: And now I take my magic stick and break your neck just for fun to see!
Frosty: What did you say? Can you repeat that?
Potter: One, two, three, meet my knee!
Frosty: And what?
Potter: Damn. I forgot that the knee should be raised.
Frosty: Are you kidding me or what?
Louisa: Girls, enough of this lovely chat, move!
Frosty: You are one harsh girls you know that?
Frosty: Hey runner! Hold your horses. We have been enjoying this walking through the woods for the last 4 hours ...
Frosty: It's time to make a break, don't you think so?
T.J. I didn't expect that you are all so weak ...
T.J. Fine. You have 10 minutes. No more!
Mario: Anyway, I do not understand why are we here? Does any one have any idea?
T.J. Plumber is right. I assume that all of us have something in common.
Potter: It is obvious my friends ... Hands of ours are not clean.
Potter: Personally I killed a homeless guy last week.
Frosty: Well I am not a saint as well. Have taken away many lives.
Ali G: As for me. I am the badass of my neighborhood!
Ivan: Well ... only using this knife I killed more than …
Ivan: How many of them where there ...
Mario: Hm ... But I'm the most harmless person in the world ... I have never killed anyone ...
Mario: Except ...
Mario: Wooops ...
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Ali G: Yo guys, why the hell we are going in the direction where someone was just killed?
Ali G: Okay ... Seem I am the only one who is concerned about that.
Frosty: Ahead at 12!
Ali G: What?
T.J. Is that a box or what?
Ali G: What do you mean by 12?
Potter: You look forward ... Don't be stupid ...
Ivan: It looks like some kind of trap!
T.J. It may be. We should be careful!
Ali G: Guys!!! Holy ***, there is a box in front of us!
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Ali G: Why everyone is standing? Aren't you interested what is inside of it?
Frosty: Stop!
T.J. Let him go ... Now we can find out is it a trap or not.
Ali G: Ohhhh Fuuuuuccck ...
T.J. Damn it! Run!!!
T.J. Screw them. I have bigger chances on my own!
Mario: Cazzo!! *** tree!
T.J. Damn this team of losers!
T.J. I will get out of here alone!
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T.J. Now what? Who the hell is out there?
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T.J. What the...?
Speaks on Rabitors language
Rabitor: No honey ... How many times should I repeat my self? I'm just hunting with my friends.
Rabitor: Yes, it is just male company.
Rabitor: Hey, listen I need to go. The pray just came on to me ...
Rabitor: Yep, just stands in front of me and waiting for something ...
Rabitor: Me too.
Rabitor: Strange guy he was ...
Frosty: Is everyone okay?
Frosty: Good.
Frosty: Listen! Who ever made that trap, he should be near by.
Frosty: Did anyone notice something unusual?
Potter: Up there ... Near the tree!
Frosty: What? Everybody take cover!
Frosty: Dude, did you hear what I just say? Do you have a death wish or something?
Potter: That one ... Will kill no one!
Mario: non puo essere!
Ali G: Hey! Is this your boyfriend or something?
Mario: No! This is my brother!!!
Ali G: Damn ...
Frosty: I think we should give him some time in private.
Mario: il mio povero fratello ...
Here we are again bro ... Just you and me ...
But do you remember back then ...
Us, 32 plumbers got in to the mushroom kingdom ...
All chopped into meat ... We walk out just you and me, nobody else ...
We did it ... We killed all those turtles and dragons ...
Saved the princess ...
And not a scratch ... Not a ***' scratch …
You know, the one who killed you ...
I will find him ...
And then I'm gonna cut your name right into him ...
I'm gonna cut your name into him!
prendero vendetta
I will miss you my bro ...
Good by ...
Frosty: Okay will do it as planed, I will call a plumber.
Frosty: Listen up! He couldn't go far away, maybe he is injured.
Frosty: Separate. Distance 50 meters.
Frosty: Understood? Then do it!
Potter: Avadakeda ...
Potter: Oh ... It's just a big bunny!
Frosty: Contact!!!
Ivan: Kill the ***!
Frosty: Cease fire!
Ali G: Who ever is out there, you are messing with the wrong people!
Ali G: Me and my gang, we are not afraid of anyone and we are ready to kick your ***!
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Frosty: Fall back!!!
Louisa: What a ***? Get your *** up and run! Move!
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Frosty: Russian! Fall back, I'll cover you!
Frosty: It looks safe, go up there.
Frosty: I do not know what was it, but it is not a human for sure!
Ali G: Guys! Guys! You wonna hear this!
Ali G: Listen haven’t you noticed that almost all of us are wearing running shoes?
Ali G: Maybe it has something to do with our abduction? Uh ... Well, I was preposing ideas ...
Frosty: From what I managed to see ... This thing can be invisible using some kind of camouflage.
Frosty: And shoots from plasma cannon or something, I don't know ...
Louisa: Get to the point! How do we kill the ***?
Frosty: I do not know, but I'm sure in one thing!
Frosty: A dozen of bullets into his head and it will die for sure.
Frosty: This I guarantee you.
Ivan: We can arrange a trap.
Frosty: Russian is right, we will set up the trap, dig in,
Frosty: wait until this thing personally come on us.
Frosty: And then we will kill the ***!
Mario: Hey, you know I can jump on his head from a tree.
Frosty: What? There is no time for joking...
Louisa: Well, where is the ***? How long should we wait?
Frosty: And really, where are you?
Rabitor: Damn ... What a hell is wrong with this GPS ...
Rabitor: I guess I shouldn't have downloaded the pirate maps here ... How can I find them now?
Frosty: Okay. Plan B!
Rabitor: Ohhh Nooo!
Rabitor: Damn ... So ridiculous to stumble in front of everybody ...
Rabitor: It is better to get our from here while I still can.
Ivan: He is wounded! We should finish him!
Frosty: Slow down plumber! There is clearly something no right, it is better we wait here.
Ivan: Quite ...
Ivan: Over there, behind the tree.
Ivan:Listen Santa, you take the left side, I take right, let us take him by surprise from the both sides and kill the ***.
Ivan: Move!
Ivan: Well, do you like this ***??! Getting a boot right in your ***!
Ivan: So big guy, you want to play this adult way?
Ivan: Well, let's play...
Ivan: Come here you ***! Where are you going?? I told you come here!
Ivan: I will reap your *** ears out!
Ivan: Oh you made me angry!
Louisa: Something is not right ...
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Mr. Santa: Ho ho ho ... Damn help me!
Louisa: I've had enough of this sitting here, there is clearly needed our help! Follow me!
Ali G: Hold on mate, we are coming!
Frosty: What a hell is that?
Mr. Santa: Ho ... You're one ... *ugly* ***! ...
Mr. Santa: Happy New Year!
Ali G: ***, what was that?
Ali G: Oh ***! We killed him!
Ali G: Hooray!
Ali G: 1 - 0 in our favor, although it is 4-1 in his ...
Louisa: Poor Santa ...
Ali G: So who's the coolest gang in the woods? A?
Ali G: Damn ... Plumber ... Eh ...
Mario: Why me??
Ali G: Hey dude, may be we can talk?
Frosty: Run! Get to the forest!
Frosty: Damn ...
Frosty: Okay that didn't work well, then plan C!
Frosty: Alright, how about close combat?
Frosty: Bad idea ...
Frosty: Fine, everything or nothing! Banzai!
Ali G: Plumber, what are you doing! I understand that,
Ali G: third person is unwanted but it is not the case!
Louisa: There is nothing we can do ... Come on!
Louisa: Wait, we will not manage in time to get to the ambush! Go up there and serve as a bait while I'll hide in the bushes!
Ali G: Oh ... You ... Well you crossed the line for sure!
Ali G: Okay, let's not rush in our actions! I can be your friend you know?
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Ali G: Hey... Where are you going... I am not done yet!
Ali G: Dude! You better leave that last chick on this planet alone!
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Ali G: All right. Now I'm angry! Very angry! You better run away while you still can! I'll show you what it means to mess with me!
Ali G: Kiya!!!
Ali G: So that was not enough for you! Well you asked for it!
Ali G: Let us see how you take this kind of punch??
Ali G: Well you leave me no choice, Kiya!
Ali G: In your face you ***! So, who is the daddy now? A? A?...
Ali G: Oh damn ...
Ali G: Wait wait ... So you are the one who knocked him down? Damn ... Nice ... Well done!
Ali G: Although I am not the one who saved you, but may be I can receive a friendly hug as a saved victim?
Ali G: Well you know ... Just a hug ... A? We won you know!
Ali G: That is a nice start, and now we can ...
Ali G: What a hell is that?
Rabitor 1: Come on! People are the winners again ... This is the second time already!
Rabitor 2: And I have put all my money on ours ... *** I am bankrupt now ...
Rabitor 1: But this episode has broken all the records! The increase of our rating is mind-blowing!
Rabitor 3: It was great idea in making mixed teams
Rabitor 3: From military and fictional characters.
Rabitor 1: It’s good that this season is over.
Rabitor 2: And who will be in the next group?
Rabitor 3: As always, five military and five fictional characters.
Rabitor 4: Is there anything known about fictional characters?
Rabitor 3: I do not know exactly, there is one dude with the hockey mask and machete ...
Rabitor 3: Another used to kill on Halloween and the rest three are from the same category...
Rabitor 1: By the way we need to fix camera 46 ... It went offline after the explosion ...
Rabitor 1: Alright! Deliver this two back to their planet and start preparing for the new season.