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Ha! Did I scare you?
No? Well...
But I'll confess, there's a lot of things that scares me.
And that used to scare me.
Like when I was little (Twelve years old)
I was scared to death to sleep in my friends' houses
And wet their bed...
What a shame!
Oh no. I can't believe I wet the bed. Damn. What am I gonna do?
I got it! I'm gonna wait until morning so it can dry out. Yeah.
***!
Good morning.
What's that smell?
Smell? What smell? I don't smell anything.
Smells like Mint's litter box.
Yeah, yes. That. Your cat was here in the middle of the night and he pee'd in my bed.
Well, that's it then. Mom said that the next time he'd do that, we'd have to put him to sleep.
Come on, Mint. Time to die.
So last week I asked you guys to give me questions so I could interview people out in the street and...
I did it!
Saturday I went to the Mall and I interviewed 3 people.
I asked 4 questions to each one.
Why didn't I interview more people? Because security told me to stop shooting.
He said that I needed the marketing team's authorization to film and bla bla bla.
But anyways
It was raining, today's not, but I really wanted to put up a video today
That's why I did this little scene...
And I'm gonna show you guys what I did saturday in the mall.
I hope you guys like it.
- What's your name? - Marlete.
- How old are you? - You shouldn't ask me that!
- 40. - 40?
- Single or married? - Married.
So, Marlette, in which side of the bed do you sleep?
Left side.
Which song would you like that played in your funeral?
Jesus!
Whenever you go to the bathroom to do number 2...
Do you look before flushing the toilet?
Be honest, it's important!
- What a question, huh? - Do you look?
I know 90% does. I'm a guy that looks.
I'm blushing... Yes. I do.
There's no shame in that!
Did you ever had the "pleasure" of stepping in a dog poop while walking in the street?
Yes!
- Do you rub your shoes, then? - Yes, as soon as I see grass.
On the grass, then? Not on the sidewalk?
There's this popular saying: "Sex is life".
If sex is life, does prostitutes live forever?
I don't know...
- Did you ever run naked on the beach? - Nope.
- Would you like to? - Yes!
Woud you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?
A vampire.
- Can you sing the National Song? - Yes.
- Would you sing for the camera? - No.
- Do you like icecream? - Love it.
Between a zombie and a mummy, if you'd have to pick, what would you be?
A zombie.
Thank you.
That's it, guys! Thanks again ...
That's it guys, once again I ask you... Oh man.
That's it guys, thanks for watching. You can click here and here to watch my 2 latest videos
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Oh! And before I forget...
I'm gonna leave you guys a question.
What scares you or what used to scare you a lot when you were little?
Leave your answers in the comments below!
Thanks, see you on the next video.