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ANNOUNCER: SELENA, SELENA, SHE
STILL LIKES JUSTIN BIEBER!
BUT HOW DO WE KNOW THAT?
BECAUSE THERE SHE IS AT HIS L.A.
CONCERT JUST LAST NIGHT.
>> AH!
ANNOUNCER: YOU CAN SCREAM THAT
AGAIN.
BECAUSE JUST A FEW DAYS AGO
BIEBER KIND OF MAKES AN OFFER BY
POSTING A THROW-BACK PHOTO OF
THEM KISSING.
BOOM, OFFER ACCEPTED, MY
FRIENDS.
>> YOU DON'T GO TO YOUR
EX-BOYFRIEND'S CONCERT BECAUSE
IT DIDN'T END GOOD.
>> WELL, WELL --
ANNOUNCER: WELL, THERE SHE IS.
GOOD SEATS, HANGING BACKSTAGE
WITH BIEBER'S CREW.
>> I THINK THEY'RE GOING TO GET
BACK TOGETHER.
ANNOUNCER: SO YEAH, YOU CRAZY
KIDS!
ONE FLY IN THE OINTMENT.
>> THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS
KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN'S BEEN TO
EVERY CONCERT AND THE WORD IS
SHE'S BEEN STAYING WITH BIEBER.
ANNOUNCER: TROUBLE!
KOURTNEY, SELENA.
KOURTNEY, SELENA.
KOURTNEY, SELENA.
BIEBER, YOU MUST CHOOSE, MAN!
HARVEY: OH, I GOT IT!
I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT.
IT WILL BE LIKE AN EPIPHANY FOR
YOU.
HOW TIMES HAVE YOU HEARD ME SAY
THAT?
ANNOUNCER: TODAY?
LIKE THREE TIMES -- NO FOUR
TIMES.
WHY, WHAT'S YOUR THING?
HARVEY: JUSTIN BIEBER IS THE
REAL-LIFE BACHELOR THAT YOU NOW
DO HAVE AROUND 10 WOMEN THAT ARE
ALL FIGHTING FOR HIS AFFECTION
AT THE SAME TIME.
YOU HAVE KOURTNEY, SELENA, HALEY
BALDWIN, KENDALL.
>> BIEBER HAS SEX WITH ALL OF
THEM.
ANNOUNCER: WOW, IT IS LIKE "THE
BACHELOR."
>> THAT'S TRUE, THERE ARE NO
BLACK GIRLS.
[LAUGHTER]
ANNOUNCER: SING LADY!