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Kevin: So we are going to start with....
Kevin: ....a short skit.
[The role doesn't suit him.]
[Come here, you.]
Kevin: Ready? [Come here]
Kevin: Start.
[Come on.]
[Come on, baby.]
[That hair suits him more.]
Kevin: Where is this girl?
YeEun: We have to do the intro.
Kevin: Oh, right.
YeEun: One more time.
Audience: LOL
Kevin: Hello...there!
YeEun: Why, hello there.
YeEun: Mr. JoonSUP!?
YeEun: What kind of story will you be telling us today?
Kevin: Well, for starters.
Kevin: I am an international student
Kevin: from Korea, who has been living in
Kevin: the United States for three months.
YeEun: And I am an international student
YeEun: who has just arrived yesterday night
YeEun: at JFK International Airport.
YeEun: This is the first scene.
Kevin: Well, shall we begin?
YeEun: Shall we start?
Kevin: Man, where is this girl?
YeEun: Oh, Joonsup oppa.
Kevin: Hey, YeEun.
YeEun: Hello.
Kevin: Sit down, sit down.
YeEun: Oh okay.
Kevin: You know, as I have lived the US for a long time...
YeEun: You really do look like you've lived here a long time.
Kevin: This America. It's good, America.
YeEun: In fact, you resemble an American celebrity.
Kevin: Oh, really? Who is that?
YeEun: You know, Squidward from Spongebob.
Kevin: Whatever, whatever, whatever.
Kevin: Now that I have lived here for such a long time,
Kevin: you can ask me anything you want.
Kevin: I know everything you need to know.
YeEun: Honestly, since I arrived yesterday, I don't know anything.
YeEun: Even when I was in Korea, I figured I would
YeEun: just use English in the US later.
YeEun: Tomorrow I start class, but I can't speak any English.
YeEun: So I would greatly appreciate any tips about English.
Kevin: When you go to school, you will meet the professor.
Kevin: You will have to greet him. YeEun: Oh, that's right.
Kevin: Look at him straight in the eyes.
YeEun: Look into his eyes?
Kevin: Of course, into his eyes. This is America.
Kevin: Make the gesture. And then say....
Kevin: WAZZAP?!!
YeEun: What's up?
Kevin: Right, just like how I did it.
YeEun: What's up.
Kevin: YeEun, listen listen.
Kevin: I'm about "ah~" up this high in pitch.
Kevin: I'll show you again. Make a big gesture.
Kevin: WAZZAP?!!
Kevin: Give it a try.
YeEun: Ah, ah~!
YeEun: WAZZAP?!!
Kevin: You're doing well, that's how you do it.
Kevin: They love that. So they will be saying something to you.
YeEun: I won't understand it.
Kevin: Just listen like you do. Laugh and nod.
Kevin: Then you're going to have to compliment them.
YeEun: Oh, a compliment.
Kevin: Americans love compliments.
Kevin: So just listen for a while and then say....
Kevin: Pft, YOU SO PHUNEE!
Kevin: Just like that.
YeEun: Oh, really?
Kevin: They just love hearing compliments about how funny they are.
Kevin: Just throw it out there, just like that. YeEun: I see, compliments are good.
Kevin: Exactly.
Kevin: Then as you keep listening, it will be time to go.
Kevin: So that's when. You say goodbye.
Kevin: Look them right in the eyes and say....
Kevin: PEACE!!
YeEun: Is that all I have to do?
Kevin: Yes it is.
YeEun: It looks a little weird.
Kevin: Hey, this is America.
Kevin (Professor): Hey, hello. How are you?
YeEun: Ah, ah.
YeEun: WHAT'S UP?!!
Kevin (professor): Hello.
YeEun: What's up?!
Kevin (professor): Well, welcome to our class. You know this is our curriculum for the semester.
Kevin (professor): We are going to start off with the introduction, and then we're going to...
YeEun: You're so funny!
Kevin (professor): All right, okay. Welcome. We'd love to have you here.
Kevin (professor): Go and meet the class.
YeEun: Oh, you want me to leave?
YeEun: PEACE!!
YeEun: Peace!
Kevin (professor): Weird kid...
YeEun: Oh, Joonsup oppa.
Kevin: Oh, YeEun.
YeEun: Hello. I think you really are the best.
YeEun: I did everything you told me to and I feel so loved.
Kevin: This is America, YeEun.
YeEun: I think I can take them all on.
Kevin: It's easy, it's easy. YeEun: Really, thank you so much.
YeEun: Americans aren't much after all.
Kevin: You know, as I've lived here for a long time. Three months is not a short period.
YeEun: I feel like I have that American culture in me.
Kevin: I can see it in you too.
YeEun: It feels so easy to blend in.
Kevin: So ask me anything else you want.
YeEun: Well, actually, after class, I went to a restaurant.
YeEun: I went inside and didn't know how to order.
YeEun: I couldn't eat anything and just left.
YeEun: I wanted to look like a boss. I have the money!
YeEun: I can't even use it.
YeEun: Please help me on ordering food.
Kevin: It's easy. Not much to it.
Kevin: Start off with a drink.
Kevin: You have to order a drink. Just order what you want.
Kevin: Koh-la (Cola a.k.a. Coke)
YeEun: The pronunciation is the same as in Korea? Kevin: Yeah, Cola.
Kevin: Sy-dar! (Cider a.k.a Sprite)
YeEun: Oh, it's exactly the same as in Korea.
Kevin: Just order everything you want.
Kevin: So YeEun, "wat kynd ove" food do you like?
YeEun: Well, I like beef.
Kevin: Gogi (Meat)?
Kevin: Mee-tuh?
Kevin: If it's mee-tuh, then it's gotta be steak!
YeEun: Yes, steak! That's it!
Kevin: Look, English is easy. Mee-tuh.
YeEun: Mee-tuh. Kevin: Suh-tay-kuh.
YeEun: Suh-tay-kuh. Kevin: It's easy.
YeEun: It kind of sounds like a Korean country dialect.
Kevin: Remember, I lived here for three months.
YeEun: Oh, that's right. Suh-tay-kuh.
Kevin: When they say something, just say "suh-tay-kuh".
YeEun: Suh-tay-kuh.
Kevin: Then just eat, pay, and leave. YeEun: Oh, I see.
Kevin: It's easy. YeEun: You're right.
YeEun: I have to go eat now. See you later.
YeEun: I think I want some pizza today.
Kevin (waiter): Hey, welcome to our restaurant.
YeEun: WHAT'S UP?!!
Kevin (waiter): Hi.
Kevin (waiter): What would you like to drink?
YeEun: I want some pizza so...
YeEun: Coh-lar (Coke).
Kevin (waiter): I'm sorry?
YeEun: Coh-lar!
Kevin: I don't know what you want.
YeEun: You don't know? Okay, you see...
YeEun: It's this black, Coh-lar, like *UGH*!
Kevin (waiter): I have no idea. What are you saying?
YeEun: Okay then, Sprite, Sprite. Sy-dar. Kevin (waiter): Sy-dar?
YeEun: Sy-dar. Kuh-ree-suh-tul-kuh-lee-ar!
Kevin (waiter): Crystal?
YeEun: Yeah! It's white and *UGH*
Kevin (waiter): Sy-dar? YeEun: Sy-dar!
Kevin (waiter): I don't know.
YeEun: You don't know?
YeEun: Mool (water). Give me mool (water).
Kevin (water): Oh, mool, I know that.
Kevin (watier): Hey, are you ready to order? What would you like to eat?
YeEun: Oh, P. Pee-jah (pizza). Pee~jah~
Kevin (waiter): Pee-jah?
YeEun: Pee-jah.
YeEun: You don't know what pee-jah is?
YeEun: Pee-jah is...pee-jah!
YeEun: You put these toppings on it. Sweet potatoes.
YeEun: Secret Garden (K-drama). Moon Geun Young (Korean celebrity)
YeEun: Pee-jah. Is my pronunciation wrong?
YeEun: Fee, fee-za?
YeEun: Fee-zar. You don't know fee-zar? Kevin (waiter): I don't....
YeEun: Suh-tay-kuh. Kevin (waiter): Steak!
YeEun: Mm, this tastes good.
Kevin (waiter): Hey, anything else? Anything, any dessert or anything?
YeEun: Oh, this tastes good. Kevin (waiter): Oh yeah? Anything else?
YeEun: Oh, this is suh-tay-kuh... Kevin (waiter): Steak again!
YeEun: I'm so full. This is a waste of money. I feel too stuffed. I'm going to yell at Joonsup oppa.
YeEun: Hey, Joonsup oppa. Kevin: Hey, YeEun.
YeEun: WHAT'S UP?!!
Kevin: So what's going on?
YeEun: So, oppa. Kevin: Yeah?
YeEun: Did you really teach me properly?
Kevin: Of course, I've lived here for three months.
YeEun: But I didn't even know how to order dessert.
YeEun: I ate two chunks of steak. Kevin: That's good.
YeEun: I was too full to enjoy it. Kevin: That's a good thing.
YeEun: I have money left over, but I was too full. Kevin: Oh...
YeEun: Did you ever eat steak with water?
Kevin: But I told you to order Sy-dar...
YeEun: Sy-dar? They didn't understand that. They don't know "Crystal Clear".
YeEun: I don't think I can trust you. You're like a conman.
Kevin: I'm not a conman.
YeEun: I don't believe you. I've lost respect for you.
Kevin: Don't be like that, YeEun. Here, I'll teach you something new.
Kevin: I'll teach you how to make friends. YeEun: What new thing?
YeEun: Just make friends with a steak.
Kevin: YeEun.... Why is it always like this?
Kevin: Now why isn't the other girl coming? Where is she?
Kevin: Eunae! Eunae, come sit here!
Eunae: Oh, is it you, Joonsup oppa?
Kevin: Yeah, it's me. It's me.
Kevin: I'm busy now so I have to go.
Eunae: But what about the English...?
Kevin: Later. Bye.