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OK Hello everybody. My name is Mark. I'm doing Schtick. This is called "The Gym Guy: Just
Hanging Out." "Hey, Hey, man. What's going on?" "O, hi Gym Guy. How are you?" "How am
I you ask? I am great! Just look at me look at how great I am!" "Yea, oh yea. You're ahh,
You're ehh... You're looking good there.... gym guy." "Yes! I just came from work-out
class. I went to it and did my best to not work so hard y'know because I'm tired. Besides
I only really want to see the girls doing their dance-shake up-down with the bottom's
up y'know what I mean?" "Yea... I think I get it. You are just there to look at chicks."
"Yes! Exactly! I have no interest in really working out at all, just pretending I'm working
out as I stare at their wonderful behinds and front-sides at oblong angles with mirror
reflect." "I gotcha." "So! What are you doing here in gymnastic room?" "Oh, y'know, I'm
just going to use the pool." "Ahh, very good I come with you!" "Uhh... OK" "Yes, we take
shower together ehh? I mean, not same shower same time different ehh... different shower,
but together nonetheless so we can continue this witty banter." "Umm... alright." "Yes,
OK. Here we go, ehh? O yes, we are showering up before going in the pool, ehh? This is
nice ehh? I like this, male bonding its not gay, it's the gym. I am the gym guy! Stereotypical
male with machismo who doesn't think lifting weights while looking up at a man's crotch
on the bench-press is at all suggestive of latent homosexual tendencies." "Umm... OK."
"Yes! I am Gym Guy standing awkwardly close to you while you are naked drying yourself
off with hair dryer in man-only dressing room." "Yea, I can see that." "Yes! We go now to
the pool. Ahh... here we are, the pool. It is so nice, I like the way the water ehh...
is watery, y'know?" "Umm... yea." "Hey you! You over there you must shower before entering
the pool. Come on man, this isn't your at-home *** bath-tub where-anything-goes, ehh? You
see that guy! Trying to dip his schtick in the water without washing it off first, despicable.
Hey you, ***! You must shower too! Ehh? What the hell man, get in that shower! I will
be in later, you must do without me for now. How about these guys ehh? Unbelievable. Hey,
hey, you woman you too must shower! I will hit on you later while you are trying to do
lap-swim, but now you must *** yourself. Hey! Wait a minute... you... you who already
shower, shower again! Listen, this Jacuzzi is quite nice isn't it? Ehh? I like the bubbles
the way they tickle me in my ehh... special areas, ehh? The way it runs through my chest
hair, ehh? The way I can play with myself under the water and no one knows ehh?" "Umm...
wow." "Yes! Come on, y'know you do it. You're alone, you reach down, you grab yourself,
ehh? Who knows the better, ehh? Hey, hot girl, I see you in the pool and I know you are looking
at me, yes you under-the-water completely unaware of my existence doing the breast-stroke,
do not be shy, you are caterpillar, become butterfly, ehh?" "I uhh, I don't think she
can hear you." "What's this. No, I'm afraid you're right. OK we go downstairs now. Ahh,
the sauna, it's nice ehh? I have one at home too, I like to use it to fluff up the schtitzel
before the women come over so I seem more man than otherwise wood. O wood! Sauna, ha!
I make a joke. Heh-heh. Say listen after this what's say you and I we get ourselves a protein
shake, discuss the ins and outs the ups and downs maybe go to local dive-bar and pick-up
diver-woman ehh?" "Yea, umm... I'm really going to need to be getting going." "Oh, OK.
Man well listen, you get out of here to world outside gym I stay here in gym doing basic
things like shower and shave at expense of gym to save utility bill at my own home."
"Umm... alright gym guy. Take care!" "Yes! I take care in my 80s clothes-dress with the
half-shirt and too-tight-woman-pants. See you later at the gym!" Gym Guy...