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Previously on The O.
C:
I'm officially giving up men.
You cannot live
without a man,
not even for a week.
I will not so much as bat an eyelash at a man,
and you will stay out of trouble.
Solar panels on all our
dormitories or we revolt!
SETH: I just want to give
you room to keep doing
what you're doing, 'cause
I think it's pretty amazing.
So if you don't hear from me
for a while,
it's not because I don't love
you; it's because I do.
The only way I can get a divorce
is if one of us was unfaithful,
and I didn't think you'd sign
if you knew the truth.
Getting mixed up in other people's lives
and helping them out of jams,
seems to be what you do.
Bollywood, huh?
I didn't know you're
such a world cinema buff,
especially at 2:30
in the morning.
What are you doing up?
I had a dream Summer
was marrying Ralph Nader
and I was playing
the marimba at the wedding.
Good gig.
Why don't
you call her?
I'm giving her space,
remember?
I promised myself I'd wait
at least a week before calling.
What are they
dancing about?
This guy just saw his
girlfriend's ankle.
Hmm.
You think it's about time
to talk to someone?
Nobody ever died
of insomnia.
Fine.
You know what?
I'm sort of in the mood
for a chaste Hindu love story
with lots of needless dancing.
Seth, go to bed.
No can do.
If you're awake,
I'm awake.
Come on.
Love is
Nice.
Thank you.
You know, you'd be a lot sharper
if you didn't sleep on the couch.
You know, maybe you should invest in
some less-comfortable furniture.
Why don't you chew
on that for a while?
Morning, all.
Hey, how'd it go?
Oh.
I'll get it.
Five feet, glassy,
and I got that skinflint Sweeton
to pledge $30,000 to the PD's
Youth Outreach Program.
Oh, they are so lucky that you
are organizing that event.
You are amazing.
Mm
Uh-huh.
What do you need?
I just need a slogan
for New Match.
So far, your son has
come up with
"Love is Nice,"
and "Love Schmov.
"
"Love is a smoke made with the fumes of sighs;
being purged a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes.
"
Taylor, that's beautiful.
Shakespeare.
Old Bill's always good
or a line.
Julie left this in my car.
So, um, I was in
the neighborhood,
I thought I'd drop it by
in case you needed it.
Oh, thank you.
I'm going to go
give Ryan some coffee.
Um, I can do that.
Thank you.
Hello?
(quietly):
Easy, girl.
Taylor, what are you
doing here?
Um, I'm just, uh, bringing
Kirsten some papers.
This is for you.
Oh, thanks, but actually,
I'm kind of not drinking coffee right now.
Oh.
Well, Ryan, I just wanted
to thank you again
for helping me
with my husband,
and I am
You don't have
to pay me back.
Are you kidding?
If it wasn't for you, I would be in France right now,
trapped in a loveless marriage.
You saved my life,
and I am at your command.
Anything you want
anything.
You could hand me
that shirt.
You joker.
Here.
Um, I'm serious.
You're not getting out
of this so easily.
You know, in some cultures,they say that if you save
someone's life,you're bound to them forever.
Oh.
Bye.
Here she comes.
You know, it's odd, but I never
appreciated how funny Ryan is.
Life-- such a journey.
Well, have a nice day.
She said Ryan
was funny.
(piano and acoustic guitar
strumming gentle melody)
* California *
* California *
--Oh, my God.
Wake up! Wake up!
(moans):
Oh, what are you doing?
It's almost 8:00.
You have to get out of here
before my daughter wakes up.
Schnell!
Oh, my God.
Are you my new daddy?
Oh, uh, good morning.
I'm, I'm your mom's
personal trainer.
We were just
doing an early
morning workout.
Oh, really?
How much do you charge for that?
Well
Save it, okay?
If my mom wants to club five
nights a week, sleep till noon,
and hook up with some
it just means she's got
less time for me.
The door is that way, Hans.
Okay.
Kaitlin
You are having breakfast alone?
Yeah, why?
Who else would be here?
No one.
Uh, although my new personal
trainer was going to come over.
You know, we single women
have to stay in shape.
Well, I'm sure he'll give you
a very good workout.
Oh, no.
Seth!
Good, you're here.
Actually, I was just,
I was
You might want to sit down.
I have huge news
and a favor to ask you.
You like Ryan and you
want my help convincing
him to date you?
Wow.
You said he was funny;
that's kind of a giveaway.
I know, it's crazy.
I mean, I've always thought
"Cute guy,
"might be good for a night
of rough-and-tumble fun,
but it's not like we have
anything in common.
"
So ignore it.
It's probably just gas.
But then when he helped me with
my husband and he kissed me,
it was like Dorothy
landing in Oz.
Everything just popped
into Technicolor.
Ah.
You think I don't know
what that means?
I said, "Ah.
"
Meaning, "Ah, that Taylor,
she is so pathetic.
"
Someone's the least bit nice to her
and she becomes totally
obsessed with them.
First me, and then her French husband when he lent her
a subway ticket, now Ryan.
Well, you know,
isn't it kind of true?
So what?
Yes, I have a psychological predilection to become
romantically attached to men who are nice to me
due to the fact that I was raised by a she-wolf of a mother
who practiced emotional terrorism.
Does that mean that if by some miracle,
love does come into my life,I should deny it?
What kind of person
would that make me?
What kind of life
Taylor, what do you
want me to do?
Find out if he's ready
to start dating.
Okay.
Hello?
SETH:
Hey, you're doing a great job.
RYAN:
Thanks.
Did you finish the movie
last night?
Uh-huh.
Uh, which one?
Are you ready to date again?
What?
Simple question.
I have no idea.
Why?
Okay, cool.
He's not sure.
Listen, you don't want to get involved
with him right now, okay?
He slept like four hours
in the last week.
He's a mess.
Really?
Interesting.
Excuse me?
Can you not do that now?
Excuse me.
Hey, we're supposed
to clean, buddy.
Yeah, and I am in the middle
of something.
What's this one's name?
Don't touch that.
They're part
of an experiment.
You're a janitor?
Uh-huh.
Uh, you know, we can just go.
Betty, we'll come
back later.
Yes, Lou, we should go.
So you're going to hold the ball gently, okay, like, um,
like you're holding ice cream.
I stopped eating
ice cream.
So what do you eat?
Nonfat, non-dairy yogurt.
Fine, hold the ball
like nonfat yogurt.
Okay.
But if I serve this one in,
you have to go out with me.
Kaitlin, how many times
I got to say this?
You're 15.
So a kiss is still out
of the question?
Just serve the ball.
There it is,
it's over the net.
Well, I was wondering if maybe
you wanted to squeeze me in
for a training session tonight.
Mm-hmm.
Easy girl.
Hold on a second.
Eye on the ball.
Come on.
Kaitlin,
you didn't tell me
you had a new instructor.
Hi, I'm Julie Cooper,
Kaitlin's mother.
How you doing?
Spencer.
Uh, your daughter,
she's got a lot of potential.
Mm-hmm.
So you play?
Oh, no,
I used to, but
I was actually thinking
about getting back into it.
Wow.
Hey.
You're early.
Well, I wanted to see
the new place up and running
and give you this.
Oh
So Julie already
took off, huh?
She had to pick up
Kaitlin at tennis.
Oh, it's a Wonder Woman
paperweight.
Seth gave me
his employee discount.
Well, it may end up
being a souvenir.
What are you talking about?
Remember that woman that I told you about in Laguna
that has a high-end
dating service?
Yeah, she's going to retire,
sell you her client list.
Well, she got another offer,
four times ours,and right now
we don't have enough money to counter,
which means that all of this could be short-lived.
What about taking on a backer?
I could you put in touch with
the donors I've been talking to.
I'm playing golf tomorrow
with Gordon Bullet.
The oil tycoon?
Yeah.
Didn't he go to jail
for tax evasion?
Yeah, but he's out now.
I had dinner with him
last month.
He's really not a bad guy
for being a total pig.
I don't know.
We just wanted to do
this ourselves.
And besides, having
a silent partner,
they always have an opinion.
Well, it's my impression
he's got a lot of fish to fry.
So I doubt he'd be involved
in your day-to-day,
but I could ask him.
Okay.
Thanks.
(whispers):
Clear.
Did you find out
what they were
doing with them?
Does it matter?
If it wasn't evil,they wouldn't have
to keep them locked in cages like animals.
What's the plan again?
The plan is to set them loose
and then lead them
to the forest.
The forest, across the river.
Lead them, how?
I brought my flute.
Your flute?
Like the Pied Piper?
Uh, no, scientific study shows
that music actually triggers a reaction
inside the pleasure center of the rabbit's brain.
Check this out.
(quietly):
* Ah *
Feel his heartbeat.
It's calmer.
It's just to keep them calm.
But trust me, as soon as they feel the free air
on their faces,they're going to be leading us.
Hi.
You're a fat bunny.
You're name is Pancakes.
Did you know that?
Huh? Pancakes.
Hey, come here.
Okay, when I open this door
we've got about 60 seconds till the storm troopers arrive.
You ready to do this?
Yeah.
Welcome to liberty, my friends.
Come on, Pancakes.
Taylor?
Ryan,
you can't sleep, can you?
You poor thing.
It's 3:00 in the morning.
Seth told me everything.
But lucky for you, junior year,
I won the state science fair
for my study in sleep disorders.
I can help you.
Oh, well, that's really nice,
but actually, you know,I'm fine.
It's the middle of the night,
and you're wide awake.
So are you.
Well, I never sleep
more than four hours a night.
It's unproductive.
Ryan, don't you see, this is
how I'll pay you back.
Yeah.
You know what?
Actually, I'm kind of tired.
Stop lying.
I want you to meet me tomorrow
morning at 8:00, at the diner.
And I won't take no
for an answer.
Fine.
Ryan?
Yeah?
Good night.
Good night, Taylor.
--Okay, just relax.
Be normal.
You can do this.
Good morning, Ryan.
Hi.
Oh, you poor thing.
You look exhausted.
Yeah, well, look, Taylor,
I don't know what Seth told
you, but I'm fine, really.
I've got work, so
Did you sleep
at all last night?
No, but, uh
And how about
the night before?
Ryan, insomnia can
go on for months.
What's the harm in letting me
try and help you?
Fire away.
Okay.
So, um, first off
How much of this is
related to Marissa?
I'm really sorry to ask,
but if that's what's going on,
I think we need to know.
Well, I need to know.
It's not about her.
It started after Thanksgiving.
Hmm.
Right after Volchok
turned himself in?
Yeah, I guess, why?
Ryan, I'm just
spit-balling here
Yeah, yeah.
But, um, this is the guy you
wanted revenge on, right?
So you probably went to
bed every night thinking,
"I'll get him tomorrow.
"
But now that
purpose is gone,
so what's the point in going to bed
if there's no point in waking up?
I hadn't thought about that.
Oh, my God.
I am such an awesome
sleep therapist.
And this is
only our first session.
Yeah, listen, I better go.
Yes.
But, uh, thanks.
This was, uh
Good.
Well, my pleasure.
(whispers):
Bye.
You ready?
Nice shot, Julie.
Thank you, Spencer.
You know, this is supposed
to be my tennis lesson.
Don't you think it's fun
to do mother-daughter stuff?
Please.
Come on, keep your eye
on the ball, Kaitlin.
Let's go.
Bring it back, up,
and very nice.
Back, up and
Very nice.
Mm-hmm.
Do you mind?
It's the third time.
Sorry.
Ow.
Ooh.
Are you all right?
This will help
with the serve.
Right.
I think I really strained it.
I'm strong.
SPENCER:
You are strong.
I'm pretty impressed.
JULIE:
Ooh, perfect.
Where's my racket?
Oh, that's weird.
You know,
I'm ready when you are.
Well, I get that she did a fine job
in that whole Middle East thing,
but I'm sorry,
Madeline Albright-- not hot.
Well, Gordon
I told you
to call me Bullet.
Well, Bullet,
call me crazy,
but maybe Madeline Albright
doesn't need to be hot.
Oh, well, that's an interesting
point of view, Sandy.
Hey, your donation to the PD's
Outreach Program
was really generous, thank you.
Oh, well, you caught me
at the right time.
I was in bed with
those Arab fellas.
That's a metaphor.
Them boys cooked
the books on me,
so I sold out.
Left them high and dry.
They never should have messed
with old Bullet.
***.
All righty.
Look at that.
***-ite Muslim.
You see, the point is,
I'm cash-rich right now,
and I don't know
what to do with
all the stuff.
Really?
Cigar?
No, thanks.
They're Cuban.
*** *** do
one thing right.
You know, my wife just
started a business,
and she and her partner
are thinking about
taking on investors.
In fact, you could talk to them about it tomorrow at the benefit--
you know, get the details.
Well, I don't think I'm
going tomorrow, Sandy.
You see, my date went
back to her husband.
I'm going to do you a favor.
You should talk to my wife,because that's the business she's in,
and her partner is newly single.
She hot?
And I was into recycling
way before it was cool.
Al Gore got half that stuff
from a paper I wrote in sixth grade.
I just don't, you know, make a stink,
because he's doing good work.
Well, when are you allowed
to call Summer again?
Am I driving you crazy?
No, no.
Hi, Seth.
Ryan,
I need your keys.
I have to get
your room ready.
What?
Oh, I'm Ryan's
sleep therapist.
Right.
Uh, that's your tacos.
Because you can't.
Why not?
I did not tell you about
Ryan's sleep problems,
so you could use it for
some weirdo seduction.
I'm not
Are you a sleep therapist?
Are you certified?
Sleep ther Do you
have a little certificate
from the American Institute
of uh, the sleep place?
And what if I can help him?
He wins, I win.
They call it win-win
for a reason.
It doesn't matter.
You can't.
Just say what you're really
thinking, Seth.
RYAN:
Hey
Everything okay?
Yeah.
Great.
Could you go get me some
pico de gallo?
Yeah.
Sure.
It's true--
you don't think I'm good enough.
That's crazy.
--"Oh, Taylor, she's so funny,
what a kook,but her and Ryan, please.
"
You need help,
do you know that?
"I mean,
she's no Marissa.
"
Exactly.
Here you go.
Thanks, I've got to get
back to the shop.
TAYLOR: Yeah,
I better go, too.
Hey, Amber.
Did Seth"?
Your boyfriend didn't call.
I thought he was
giving you space.
Uh he is.
It doesn't mean
that I can't call him.
Oldest trick in the book.
I'm giving you space
so you can call first
and look like the needy one.
Seth isn't doing that.
Of course not.
Oh, but
the dean's office called.
They want to see you tomorrow.
What?
Did they say what for?
No.
Hey, did you hear that someone
set free the bunnies
in one of the science labs?
Huh, really?
Well, maybe someone
thought it was inhumane.
Maybe someone didn't know
they were only being studied
for their socialization patterns
and lived a pretty cushy life.
By the way,
there's a rabbit
under your bed.
Che.
I got the call, too.
That scientist picked us
out of a face book.
Apparently the chiseled
features of freedom,
not that hard to recognize.
What are you going to do?
Breathe, caterpillar.
It's all going to be okay.
I went through the same exact thing
when they tried to frame me for
flooding the trustee dinner.
But you did flood
the trustees' dinner.
Yeah, but they didn't know that.
Flax and Oats?
I don't think I can lie.
Of course you can't.
No more than the wind
could lie,or a tree.
Oh
I have to go write a song.
I just came by to tell you that I am
with you until the end.
But, Che,
what if they kick us out?
Then in the words
of the great Chief Aupumut--
I will sing my death song and
die like a warrior going home.
(Native American chanting)
Pancakes.
I thought
we were going
to the beach.
In a minute.
I just want him
to see me in my bikini first.
You mean you want him
to *** you.
All right, shut up.
I have real feelings
for this guy
Oh, my God.
Wow, looks like
your mom has some
feelings, too--
for that guy's butt.
Dude, why are you talking about that guy's butt?
Shut up.
You're so gay
sometimes.
Oh, my God.
Welcome home, Ryan.
Taylor.
Taylor, Taylor.
This, um
Are you wearing pajamas?
Oh, yes.
Many people sleep better
with a warm body beside them.
Don't worry.
It's completely non-***.
Yeah.
I've got to ask, though.
Is this
I mean, you don't,
you don't like me, do you?
Um
Yeah, I like you.
We're friends.
No, I mean,
the, um
Oh.
Oh
My goodness, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I just, you know, I want
to pay you back and, um
I happen to be really interested
in sleep disorders.
Okay.
Great.
Shall we start
with a massage?
--Oh!
Whoa!
What the?
Hey, what are you doing here?
Me? What are you doing here?
Uh, bringing Ryan coffee,
and I live here.
Did you stay the night?
No.
Well, yeah, kind of.
Can I just have
one of these?
You didn't put any
sweetener in, did you?
'Cause I read that aspartame
can cause brain tumors
quicker than you can say
Jack Robinson.
Hey.
Taylor.
I was just helping Ryan
with his sleep.
Have you seen him?
He was gone when I woke up.
Hey! I went for a jog.
Uh
Oh.
Yeah.
It's, uh, this isn't
what it looks like.
Totally.
Yeah, you know
Well, kind of.
We did sleep in the same bed.
No, actually, uh, you slept
in the bed.
I was reading in
the chair all night.
This is too weird
for this early in the morning.
I'm just going to here.
Well, that was good.
So you really didn't
sleep at all?
Is it because I snored?
My mom always wanted me
to get an operation
for a deviated septum.
You didn't snore.
We should talk about what happened
so I can adjust the plan for tonight.
Taylor, look, I appreciate
everything you've done.
I really do.
And I think you're probably
right about Volchok.
But I also think it's something
I need to go through on my own.
So let's call it even, okay?
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to go jump
in the pool.
--So what, Sandy just served me up
like a piece of meat?
How rich is he?
Hi, honey.
You going on a date?
Yes, I'm going to Sandy's delinquent benefit
with a man called"The Bullet.
"
Apparently,
he owns Texas.
Oh, well, that sounds like fun.
Um, do you think Mr.
Cohen
would mind if I crashed?
Yeah, I think
that'd be okay.
I'll have to leave you
some cab money.
Well, what if I invited
a friend who drives?
That works, too.
It's nice to see you
interested in charity.
That's me.
Ms.
Roberts, the reason
we called you in today
I helped free the bunnies.
I didn't know that they were only
being studied
for how they interacted.
I know it doesn't excuse it.
Well, the board
appreciates
your candor.
Can you tell us
who else was involved?
No, I'm sorry.
I see.
There have been other acts of
political activism this semester
that cross the line of legality:
An incident at the Board
of Trustees Dinner
I wasn't involved in that.
Do you know who was?
Ms.
Roberts, the severity of your punishment
will be influenced by how
cooperative you are today.
Dean-- other deans,
I really, really love Brown.
I have changed so much here.
But I'm afraid if I tell you
who did those other things,
then I'd be betraying
the new me,
and I can't do that.
One final question.
There is still
one rabbit missing.
I don't know anything
about that.
Taylor, did you take
my lip gloss
with the bee pheromones in it?
It's on the dresser.
Are you okay?
Yeah, peachy.
(sighs ) Talk.
Okay, what do you do
when you like a boy
and he barely knows
you're alive
and you already pretended
to be his sleep therapist
and I'm out of options?
Okay.
Well, this may sound
a little weird,
but try dressing up fabulous
and going to a place where you
know you'll run into him.
That's it?
That's it.
That really works?
Almost every time.
And I mean,touching his arm when you guys are talking
is always good and dancing and body contact.
And laugh at his jokes.
I mean, even if they're
not that funny.
Ooh, I-I do that already.
Okay, what else?
You could walk in front of him,
I mean, if he's a butt guy.
I don't know
if he's a butt guy.
Well, it can't hurt.
I mean, girl,
you've got a great butt.
You are such a sweetie.
Tell me more.
SANDY:
I just want to thank you again
on behalf of the entire
Public Defender's Office.
So please, drink, dance
and have a great time.
Thank you.
Hello.
This is wonderful.
Thank you.
So how's Julie and
The Bullet doing?
See for yourself.
So there was this big,
white-tailed Texas deer
coming across there,
so I wheel around like
*** Cheney and go ***!
Oh!
(laughing)
I got him.
***!
Hello, Ryan.
Taylor, hi.
You look, um
I look nice?
Nice, yeah, that's the word
I was looking for.
Well, so do you.
Would you like
to dance?
Actually, I'm not much
of a dancer.
It's probably shocking.
Maybe the exercise
will tire you out.
Not that this is therapy.
No, we're not doing
that anymore.
It's just,
you know, fun.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
Whew.
Okay, just a second.
He wants to talk numbers Monday.
Who?
The Bullet.
He's getting drinks.
But he's in, Kiki.
He loves New Match.
That's great.
I know.
Mom.
Kaitlin.
Look at who I brought with me.
What are you doing here?
You said your mom
told you to bring me.
Uh, Julie, what's going on?
Is that your date?
You and I will talk later.
Bullet, this is
What the hell are you doing
here, boy?
You know each other?
You're on a date with my dad?
What?
What?
Oh, God.
You ditching
my party already?
I was thinking
about calling Summer.
I'm not supposed to call her
until 10:03,
but technically,
it is 10:03 on the East Coast,
so that's not cheating, is it?
Sorry, Seth.
I'd say, yeah,
that'd be cheating.
Hey, did I see Taylor leaving
the pool house this morning?
Yeah, she's pretending
to be Ryan's sleep therapist
so he falls in love
with her.
That's new.
That'd explain the way
they're dancing in there.
I hope it works out.
You're supporting
this seduction plot?
Well, you don't have
to be a shrink
to see that Ryan's still
working through things.
You know, I think
he could use the
human connection.
Yeah, but those two
I don't know.
Well, they're not the most
obvious couple,
but then neither were you
and Summer once upon a time.
And Taylor thinks
Ryan is funny.
We-we did not hate you.
Oh, you totally hated me.
Come on, you were
probably the president
of the "We Hate Taylor Club.
"
I was the secretary.
I took the notes.
Ryan, you made
a real joke.
Yeah, well,
a pretty bad one.
But I made a real joke.
Thank you,
but don't tell anyone.
(music stops)
Oh.
You want a drink?
That'd be nice.
Okay.
Hey.
Hey.
I saw you dancing
with Taylor.
Yeah, is that look
supposed to mean
something or?
Crazier things have happened.
Nothing I can recall
this instant, but
Okay, I don't think so.
Ask yourself why.
She's smart, she's funny.
Dude, just forget
about it, okay?
I'm not going
to date Taylor.
Um, I was just
Excuse me.
--Taylor, Taylor, Taylor
Hold on, let me explain.
Oh, I think you were
pretty clear, Ryan.
And, yes, I lied when you asked
me if I liked you.
But
What was I even thinking?
I mean, you and me
I must be totally crazy.
You're not crazy, okay?
Ryan, I pretended to be
a sleep therapist to seduce you.
That was crazy.
Don't worry, because I'm sure
next week I'll be totally
obsessed with some guy who
gives me change for parking.
Look, what I said has absolutely
nothing to do with you, okay?
It's just
What?
That for the longest time all
you could feel was your desire
to kill Volchok,now that's gone,so you feel empty.
You can't feel anything,
least of all anything for me.
How do you keep doing that?
Doing what?
That-- you keep telling me
what I'm thinking
before I feel it.
Because I think about you.
You know, I want you to be happy, and I think that
if you gave it a chance,
you might feel something, too.
Taylor
Are you going to tell me that
you really like me as a friend?
Maybe.
How does she do that?
Do you have any idea what
you just did in there?
Screwed up things with
your new boyfriend?
Thought you were all,
"I'm off men.
I'm going to start focusing
on the new business.
"
That was about
business, Kaitlin.
That man was going
to give us money,
money that we need.
Then why'd you have to
hook up with Spencer?
I mean, couldn't you see
that I liked him?
He's ten years older than you,
and no, I couldn't see that.
Well, I was
flirting with him.
You flirt with everybody.
So do you.
You're 15 years old.
And you're my mother.
I don't have to see guys
sneaking down the stairs
while I'm trying
to eat breakfast.
It makes me
want to barf.
That
That is completely fair.
Oh, my God, honey.
What is wrong with me?
I am so sorry.
It's okay.
Just try to pick one guy.
One that I don't like.
How did you know that
Spencer was Bullet's son?
I didn't.
It was just coincidence?
That's weird.
Summer, hey.
What are you doing?
Waiting for you.
Have you been talking
to the board this whole time?
Summer, have I accomplished
anything this semester?
Are you kidding?
Che, there would be no political
activism at Brown without you.
Oh, my God, are you
getting kicked out?
No, no, but I think
you might be.
What?
Yeah, they needed a scapegoat.
You said yourself,
I'm too important
to the movement, so
What did you tell them, Che?
Uh, just that you flooded
the trustee's dinner,
and disabled the maintenance
vehicles in October
And, well, there's
a whole list of stuff.
I was only going to say
a couple, but then, you know,
I thought, if Summer's
going down anyways
may as well have her
go down in style.
Well, Che, you did all of those
things and I protected you.
I know.
And the movement will
never forget it.
Shut up about the movement,
okay?
This is not Cuba.
We are in college.
We have dining cards.
I'm going to get kicked out.
Caterpillar.
No, okay, don't call me that.
Okay, just stay away from me.
Well, fine.
Fine.
You'll have your money tomorrow.
Senators.
Well, if it's not
the little pot stirrer.
Have you seen my idiot son?
He's probably somewhere banging
his head against the wall.
Dude, no one cares
that he's your son.
You should invest in
my mother's business.
Or what?
You going to tell everyone
what a meanie old Bullet is
and I'm going to have
to sit alone at lunch?
Oh, boo-hoo, boo-hoo.
My mother is awesome.
She ran the Newport Group.
And when she broke up with her
fiancee, she got his house.
She'll make you
a lot of money.
Already got a lot
of money, squirt.
Just thought it might
be some fun.
Well, if that's all
you're in for,
then knowing my mother,
will be the best investment
you've ever made.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Tired?
Exhausted.
Hey, how'd it go
with the Bullet?
Well, as it turns out, Julie was
dating his 25-year-old son.
Ooh.
That's a weird coincidence.
That about sums it up.
Sandy, mind if I borrow
your wife for a second?
Come on, blondie,
I won't bite.
Hey, you ready to go home?
Yeah.
Where's Spencer?
I figured you guys
would have made up
and he'd be showing you
his half volley.
I told him it's over and that
if he ever came near you again,
I would crush him.
KIRSTEN:
Julie?
We're back on.
Bullet wants to come by
the office on Monday.
What?
Apparently Kaitlin can
be quite persuasive.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Yeah, I got game.
Mm-hmm.
You want to get some ice cream?
I stopped eating.
What the hell.
The guy at the ice cream
store is so hot.
That's my girl.
Well, close enough.
TAYLOR:
Seth.
Taylor, what are you
doing in here?
When I had really bad insomnia
last year,a Chinese doctor gave me this herbal tea.
And I thought it might
help Ryan sleep.
I would have given it to him before,
but I was trying to seduce him.
So
So why can't you just
give it to him?
Because I'm too embarrassed.
You were totally right.
Here I am, getting a divorce,
I'm living like a refugee at Julie's.
Ryan's nice to me
so I fall for him?
It's just totally pathetic.
Just please give that to him.
Wow, I never thought
I'd see you quitting.
Well, it's completely hopeless,
Seth.
You heard him.
Yeah, I know, just you're
rolling over like an old dog.
Not the Taylor I remember.
Are you seriously trying
to Jedi mind trick me?
Taylor Townsend, quitter.
I guess I'll just have
to get used to that.
Fine.
Hello.
Hey.
Hey.
Summer, I was just about
to call you.
Oh, you were?
Yeah.
I wanted to call you, but I
didn't want to seem needy.
Are you kidding? I been wanting
to call you all week.
Seth, you still love me, right?
Of course I do.
What's going on?
Well
I got a rabbit.
Okay.
What's its name?
Wait, no, let me guess.
Is it Cyclotron?
No.
Are you lying?
Is it, uh, Gorgon
the Destroyer of Carrots?
(giggling):
No.
Is it Larry?
Larry?
You're not Larry.
Hi.
Hey.
Um, I brought you some tea.
I'm not trying to be
your therapist again.
I just thought it might
help you sleep.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, God, what am I doing.
Wait, hold on.
Look, I've got to say something.
Um
I think you've got this idea
that you're this strange person
that has to trick people
into liking you.
That's not true.
You're, um
You're amazing.
Oh, my God.
You just did it to me.
Did what?
You said exactly what
I was feeling.
Well, except
for the amazing part.
Well, it's true.
Honestly, you know, I wish
I did feel something.
Kiss me.
Uh, what?
I think there's something there.
And I think that if you kiss me
you'll feel it, too.
I think we already did that.
Nope, uh-uh.
You kissed me,
I didn't kiss you.
Come on.
Just If you don't
feel anything,
I will never mention it again.
That's the best
deal you'll ever get.
Ask Seth.
Just one kiss.
One kiss.
One kiss.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Whoa.
SUMMER:
Thanks for talking to me, Cohen.
I really miss you.
Get some sleep,
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
I love you.
I love you, too.
(knocking)
Hey, I figured you'd be up.