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Come in.
Hello doctor.
Ah, sit down please.
Thank you very much.
Now, what's the problem?
I've got a headache.
Congratulations! When's the little fellow due?
No, I said I've got a headache.
Yes, I know what you said, my good man. I'm not blind.
You mean deaf, don't you?
Certainly not, my eyesight's perfect. Twenty twenty.
Now when's the happy event? How long?
No, you misunderstand me, doctor.
I'm not having a baby. I've got a headache.
I've got a headache.
Oh, a headache!
Yes.
Ah, ha-ha-ha. Good, good.
And whereabouts does it hurt?
In me 'ead.
Ah, dear. It's worse than I thought.
Well, a simple operation should clear this up.
Operation?
Well, we have to stop it spreading.
Don't worry, we doctors know what we're doing.
Can't you give me tablets?
Tablets?
Yes.
Hadn't thought of that.
Well, it's not as much fun as an op,
but still, if you, if you want tablets,
alright I'll put you on the pill immediately.
On the pill?!
Yes, just take one after every headache, and you'll be perfectly safe.
Well, if you say so, doctor.
There we are, just take that round to the post office,
and if you want to, you can take a couple every morning about 20 minutes before you wake up.
Well; thank you very much for your time and trouble, doctor.
Hang on. I can give you a lift, if you want. I'm going your way.
That's very nice of you.
Indigestion. Terrible. Had it for weeks.
What's the matter with you leg?
What's the matter?
I've sprained me wrist.