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Merry Christmas
From The Borg
Christmas
Dysfunctional Christmas
By: HalOfBorg Dysfunctional Christmas
It's that time of year
When families gather together to re-open old feelings.
And Silver Bell Records is proud to present
A Dysfunctional Family Christmas
This is the album your family is sure to cherish for Christmases to come!
(This Christmas) We Like Each Other Let's Pretend
Christmastime, you force a smile (This Christmas) We Like Each Other Let's Pretend
Christmastime, you force a smile
Everyone is joining in the group denial.
Folks behaving infantile,
family Christmas time!
Hit after dysfunctional hit. Songs like "The Almost Perfect Christmas":
Dinner is perfect, the presents are perfect.
The tree in the parlor is the perfect one.
Then your brother, yells at your mother.
Christmas is ruined for everyone!
Get timeless favorites like:
Someday I'll Get Christmas Right
I've Got My Drinking Under Control For The Holidays
Peace on Earth? Where?
and The Daughter Song
Presents and rapping paper,
Ribbons and bows and all that stuff.
Why do we even bother?
Nothing we get you is good enough!
And this country Christmas classic:
the Co-Dependant Ballad of
Every Christmas when you got drunk, the Co-Dependant Ballad of
Every Christmas when you got drunk,
I told the children you were not drunk.
And I said "Tommy, you're not being bad,"
"it's just that Christmas makes your Mommy mad."
You get Can't You Let It Drop, It's Christmas
What I want, You Can't Buy Me
Fruitcake and Shame
and Why Am I The Only One Who Knows What Christmas Really Means?
Many More!
Underneath the mistletoe, (The "Pretty" Song) Why Am I here?
Underneath the mistletoe,
It's a 2x2, jingle bell world.
And underneath all those extra pounds
is a very pretty girl.
Runny Funny Daddy
Daddy's nose is red and runny, Runny Funny Daddy
Daddy's nose is red and runny,
Daddy's voice is gruff and funny.
And the only words I can understand are
God
and damn
and Christmas.
Just imagine 24 timeless standards
Including the classic "Carol of Intimacy"
Leave me alone, please go away.
I'm doing fine, just get away.
(repeats)
To order, call 1-800-Get Help today.
Operators are standing by.
Dysfunctional Christmas by HalOfBorg
We'll be happy in love, as two turtle doves, Dysfunctional Christmas by HalOfBorg
We'll be happy in love, as two turtle doves,
Night Live by Saturday Family Christmas Dysfunctional Audio: Anime Used: Mahoromatic (Something More Beautiful) Livin' in a fairy land.
Oh! . . . we'll be walkin' Anime Used: Mahoromatic (Something More Beautiful) Audio: Dysfunctional Family Christmas by Saturday Night Live
Oh! . . . we'll be walkin'
Completed 28 Nov 2010 in a winter wonderland!
by Perry Como Winter Wonderland Closing Theme: Completed 28 Nov 2010 in a winter wonderland!