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[Fun Funky music playing during the whole clip]
hi thanks for coming to my series
how to become a professional liar
today we are going to cover the cell phone
2 basic lies that will cover every situation
that you will encounter now the first lie is the simplest of the simple
but you must master this technique
your cell phone rings
your cell phone vibrates
your text goes off oh what are you to do
your not in the mood to talk to anyone
very simple
simply put the phone on silent
stick it in your back pocket
and do the following
la la la la la la
la la la la la
brilliant
you have no idea that anyone called
the perfect set up
now number two
very simple technique to master
its called diversion
simply put yourself somewhere that you are not
yes no I can't speak right now
i am at the airport
no I can't speak right now I am at
the veterinarian's office
no I can't speak right now I am at Walmart
no I am not at the casino
no no no
I am at the pool
why do I have my phone in the pool
its wet
well
its to loud I can't talk to you
I can't talk to you right now
now there is a third variance
to all this
the third variance to this is
I'm to busy to talk right now
if you can master this line
i'm to busy to talk right now
but here is what is key
hit the hang up button
before they can ask you why you are to busy to talk right now
I am to busy to talk right now
see that lets go thru it again
I.m to busy to talk right now
so by ignoring diverting
and I am to busy to talk right now
you will become a professional liar just like me
and again
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thank you