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I was so excited to make this video that I even made a theme song for it, so roll tape.
Beauty empties, beauty empties.
I show you my trash, and then I eat it!
So as the title of the video and the theme song suggest, today I'm going to be showing
you a bunch of things that I've used up over the past months, weeks, whatever, in hopes
that this somehow entertains you. So, please enjoy.
The first thing I used up is this Leaves candle from Bath & Body Works.
I didn't actually finish it, but the wick refused to stay lit so I tossed that.
This is a 30 mL bottle of Britney Spears Cosmic Radiance perfume, and the reason I bought
it, it was because it was $12, it had the words Britney Spears on it, and I'm not proud
of it, but I'm probably going to purchase this again.
These are samples for Hugo Boss men's fragrances.
I was not impressed, which is not a thing that matters to Hugo Boss because they're
Hugo Boss.
But I was still unimpressed.
Here's another Hugo Boss sample, this was for Just Different, and it's definitely different
in that this was not the one I asked for, so also not impressed.
Here are some minimally designed Lacoste fragrance samples.
Of the three, three - math - of the three I like red the most, white the least, which
is a thing I can say, because... well, I just can.
Next is this Sparkling Sapphire antibacterial hand gel from Bath & Body Works, which is
basically a fancy way of saying hand sanitizer.
So uh, there was glitter in this, which is not a thing I knew until my dad pointed it
out. And that's all I'm going to say.
Here are some Tom Ford perfume samples from Sephora, this is White Patchouli, and this
is Black Orchid, because apparently Tom Ford Canada doesn't get samples, so.
Of the two I prefer White Patchouli which is doing that floppy thing - goodbye! It's
doing this floppy thing, but White Patchouli because it smells like a grandmother, and
that's apparently - how dare you? - something that I aspire to smell like.
This was my friend's birthday gift to me, it is Viva Las Vegas which is an impression
of Viva La Juicy by Diamond Collection.
It's $5, it smells better than the original, what else can I say.
This is another perfume, it is Vera *** Princess, the original. It is a 30 mL bottle which I
paid way too much for and it smells like Valentine's Day, so if you're my Valentine's date, who
does not exist and never will, I expect you to smell like this.
This is a Sephora mascara in brown, because apparently, if I were to wear mascara, I'd
wear brown mascara, because my hair is clearly brown. Sarcasm.
I got this at a giveaway and I don't use mascara so it's going right in the trash. Oh, no.
This is an EOS lipbalm in Summer Fruit. It smells good, does good for your lips, and
I've already got a second one in Pomegranate Raspberry, which is also a thing, so.
This is a sample of Taylor Swift Wonderstruck perfume, like Taylor Swift this sample is
tall and sweet, and that's all I'm going to say about it.
How dare you interrupt my video making, this is unacceptable. I shame you and your family.
This is Rihanna's Rebelle perfume. It's nice, it's short. It's not sweet and to the point.
I don't know know where this is going anymore... like my life.
This Dolce & Gabbana's Light Blue for women, it smells like a feminine ocean, which is
not a thing, so don't take my word for it.
Roberto Cavalli got really creative when naming his perfume, and named it Roberto Cavalli.
That means I don't have have to have an opinion about it.
This perfume sample is Loverdose by Diesel, and the people who named Loverdose apparently
puns for a living.
Which also means I don't have to have an opinion about it.
I just don't have any opinions on these.
Oh! Why do you keep doing that to me?
This is a sample of Calvin Klein Forbidden Euphoria and the bottle and the scent are
very pretty, but Calvin Klein's underwear are prettier, and you think that's not true,
you're entitled to your opinion, even if it's very wrong.
This is a perfume with a name that's too long to spell or say.
And that's--. I just get lazier and lazier with each video, it's like...
This is a sample of Victoria's Secret Bombshell, and in fact I happen to work at Victoria's
Secret. And it's such a secret, that even Victoria doesn't know about it.
And yes, I got that off Tumblr.
Nodding... we're back with the nodding. Oh no.
This is my final sample, and it is Giorgio Armani Si, and the only thing I have to say
to Si, which means yes in Italian, is no.
It smells like bubblegum, and there are cheaper ways of smelling like bubblegum than buying
Armani perfume.
So, that's that.
That's it, I hope you enjoyed peeking into my trash.
If you did, make sure to give it a thumbs up, hit the subscribe button, leave a comment,
and now I think I'm going to go eat my trash like I said I would.
Bye!