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On this video of Scott Vs Box, I open up TNA Imapct Wrestling action figure, President
Dixie Carter! Oh my stars, my president is so beautiful, thanks Obama.
(SINGING)
(EXPLOSION)
This is TNA Impact Wrestling President Dixie Carter action figure. Perhaps may I see the
most beautiful action figure of all time? I will. What a pretty, pretty lady. And look,
they got her smile there. And there she's smiling there, And there she's smiling there.
She's in a world surrounded by herself! Ah, look at this fancy packaging, that's way fancier
than any of the other figures I've seen for it. Dixie Carter! President of TNA Wrestling,
called one of the most influential women in American sports. Take that WNBA. Dixie Carter's
role as president of TNA Wrestling has helped change the face of professional wrestling.
Each year TNA wrestling produces over five hundred hours of programming blah blah blahbitty
blah, likes walks on the beach, and really lanky guys. Whoa, that's me. Did you read
that there? Cause it's in there, okay? It's in there. Whoa! It's flipping it around here,
see what we got. Oh man, let's get at it, huh? Let's open up this darling. Everything's
gonna be okay, sweetie, I'm just going to merely take you out of the package, huh! Whoa!
That is exciting right there! That is one of my maneuvers. So, get at it, right between
the legs, boy, she's still smiling, huh? That's exciting. Come on out of your plastic prison
my princess. Okay. Let's take her out gently, not rip her head off here, or nothing here
like that, oop, sorry, I'm just watching my hands, oop, just around the waist here, didn't
mean to, oop, I'm so sorry, I just uh, here, well, why don't you step out. Oh, you'd like
me to do it, of course I am a gentleman, oh pardon me, let me get that a little more.
Ah, does that help a little bit? For you to get out of the way here. Uh yes, here we are,
oh! Oh I see, you're, you're strapped in are you, well, well, why just let me just leave,
(GRUNT) alright, let me cut her free, don't worry everybody, I got this, no need to call
the paramedics, boom! Free right there, oh! She got one at her legs! There we go! Free!
Free as a bird. Whoa, she looks a little drunk right now, "uh, hey, what is, okay! It's a
Impact Wrestling! Come watch! We got AJ, AJ Styles, (LABORED BREATHING) And we got um
where's the camera? Where's the camera? Over here? Jeez. Oh hi! Okay, lady, we've got uh
Bobby Rude! What else we got? You serious? Hulk Hogan, still? Hulk Hogan everybody! Alright,
let's heard it for Hulk Hogan, god, what is that? Somebody explain why that itches, okay
everybody! Impact Wrestling!" "Hey hey hey! Jeff Jarrett! You still got Jeff Jarrett too!
Yeoooooo!" "Oh god not you! And you please, get out of here, oh my god. Did you get rid
of all your teeth?" "I sure did Dixie, I got rid of all my teeth for you!" "Come here,
so magnificent, oh your hair." "Oh yeah! Everybody watch Impact Wrestling! Weeeoooo! Jeff Jarrett!"
(KISSING NOISES) "Oh, Weeooo! I'm Jeff Jarrett!"
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