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Oh, hi! I didn't see you there. I guess it is just about that time
isn't it? What time you ask? Well,here come with me. I'll show you!
It's time to welcome you to...well HERE! MSU Denver. Over the next
several years we hope this will be like a second home to you. And you're
Oh, hey Tony!
Did you remember to email your paper to Professor Jones yet?
Oh no! I didn't! Thanks for the reminder! You're such a good
friend.
Not everyone is as cool as my pal Tony is there. And that's what we're here to talk
about. Over the next several minutes I'm going to introduce you
to the six people you're guaranteed to
This is the first person you'll meet. He'll have an opinion on
every question. If his hand isn't being raised every question, it's
because it's busy rubbing the brown off his nose. This is the Know It
All. framed our answer in the most ethical from
we can who would like to try to explain why? who? alright paul.
Well, Dr. Hanley it's pretty easy. Based on the book there is the
utilitarian method of thinking. For example if you look at the case of
Road vs Way the Supreme Court decided that abortions would be
allowed, I think that was in 1872...maybe 73. Anyway since then
women have been fighting for equal pay. I mean just look at Rachel
As you can see, the know it all rarely knows anything. This won't
keep them from sharing their opinion though. Trust me when I say
this is nothing compared to the
Remember in the old days, you'd pass notes to your friends during
middle school math class? Who here do you think never grew out of
that? Only now, why send paper, when a cell phone does it for you?
These, are The Texters.
I no rite? Y will I ever need 2 no dis math crap?
I no rite? Did u go to Trevor's party last nite? Dat got crazy!
I no rite??? He's so hot! I no rite?????? I can't believe we
both hook....hey, What did you get on this test?
A C-!! wat bout u?
A D!! What did Jamie get?
OMG! She got an A! There's no way. She must be sleeping with the
teacher!
i no rite?? No 1 could pass this test. I dont get it at all!
Be careful when dealing with The Texters. It is a very contagious
condition, and once you catch it...well, there's no cure. Let's
meet another one of your future classmates.
When I was worked for NASA... When I was worked for NASA... I mean I did
things that matter I moved an important job I mean teaching it is what it is..
I know what your thinking. Just a normal teacher bringing some real
world experience to the classroom right? Keep watching.
it is..But I mean when I was there I worked with guys that worked on the machines with
other people that built the "Discovery" the "Challenger" the "Columbia" and now I'm here
with you!
This is the Plan B teacher. Their real career went up in flames for
one reason or another. Now, they feel they are slumming it in
academia, and they will constantly let you know it. But if you want an
A, you'll smile and nod.
This young man looks innocent enough. But on a packed light rail
train he has brought the most inconsiderate person you could
meet.
Meet the companion. The companion doesn't seem like much. But trust
me, that first half hour train ride you're stuck standing while this
*** hat takes up an entire bench while you're feet ache, you'll
realize why everyone hates him.
There you have it. The six people you're guarenteed to meet your
first semester. You're going to meet even more then this. Some you'll
love and will become life long friends. and Others? Well....lets just let that be
surprise. On behalf of the facul here, I would like to say welcome.
Welcome to MSU Denver. You're going to love it here.