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Hey whats up cubs, how are you?
I hope you are all doing very well enjoying this break
with your family, or friends, dont drink too much i dont know what you do but
but have a really good time, and you know what today's theme is...
vacations (easter break)
break time is here
after all the working, studying and responsabilities…
well... we deserve it
(atheist guy talking) How can you believe that someone 2012 years ago came to save us from our sins?
I mean 2012 years ago we had not even been born..
Bruce Willis and Will Smith did so too and they don’t brag about it.
they only gave me two days for break!
but... You don’t even believe in God
pfff yeah right… I am all about Jesus, jesus this, im so jesuscrhisther
alright, what are we celebrating?
well… on Thursday he dies right?
yes
and well… on Saturday, the apostols and Jesus got wet and the had a water balloon fight! they all got wet!
then on Sunday revives with the body of an underwear model
ohh… for sure you read the bible right?
pffff Hell no! I just watched Mel Gibsons passion of the Christ, very good movie!
there is people that don’t even believe in themselves but they love easter break
by the way… now that we are talking about religion.
why is Jesus so good looking?
he has a six pack, biceps, quadriceps, and a bunch of other types of tacos
(inri gym: work out sounds)
whats up Chuy, how are those biceps going?
good good, once im done with this, i work on chest and then situps
you know im carrying the cross in three years, once im done ill go visit magdalena ok?
yes because you have to....
Uhhhhh love this song dude! (working out sounds)
and to be honest he used annabolics or a lot of things from GNC
family lets go on a trip, lets go away from the city traffic
Yeeeees!!!
(road trafic) Go!! (honk)
(hunk) jump over dude! jump over!
do you guys want a sandwich?
yes please
they are just a little wet, make sure to get the paper off
do you want one?
well i do.. let me just...
hmm tasty
the city traffic becomes road traffic
and whats with the sandwiches?
sometimes, you eat more paper that sandwich.
and sometimes they are so wet, that it is like sandwich juice.
during easter break everyone goes to the beach.
and then again!
(freeing willy theme song)
wooow, look!! what a beautiful whale, it jumped!!!
its my girlfrind you jerk! Shes taking pictures jumping in the sand you prick!
well.. i ment it more like the cool whales you know?
dude look!? the whalers
for the love of Naruto stop taking pictures jumping in the sand!!
i want to become human!
sometimes they look like willy stuck in the shore
for a more healthy facebook, don’t do it!
don’t free willy campaign.
well kids, you can leave enjoy your break!
yes!!!!
and you have break homework, you are going to read the...
what kind of sick mind does that!?
teachers, with all due respect... lets see.. if kids don’t even do homework in school time…
not in break either!!!
its easter, but there wont be miracles either!
mom! Im out of school!
great! are you happy mijo?
yes mom i want to do a lot of stuff!
well… that’s good you can help me clean tables, make your room, and wash the windows from outside
but mom we live on a seventh floor!
and that is your excuse!? i am here trying so hard!!!
why in hell do we clean during the break??
are the cleaning ladies going to school now, or what?
and in Mexican beaches there is something you see a lot during this break..
and its not water...
not sand...
or sun...
what you see the most is gringos and europeans!
mijo lets go to mass, and we are going to see a lot of stuff, but be nice ok?
look mom! What are they doing?
(sex everywhere)
they are playing, they are playing to be horses...
ohhhh, yes they are playing horses, but come over here...
and why is the little horse, sucking his d@#$...
wo wow o the problem is when the tourists start comming… literally
and if you are from the USA or Europe please dont get offended, please dont!
i know, we are used to you coming and leaving your ***...
and that you have sex with the mexican men and women...
we are used to it since 1492
what sucks is this.
good morning sir, welcome to the "margaritas hotel", here in cancun!
yes man!.. it was crazy! and the motorcycle! did you see how we were jumping?
good morning guys, how can i help you
we came here to eat...
you came to eat? do you have money?
well.. yes!
i just ask that you put on a shirt, take a shower, and then you can come back!
and cut your nails, did you cut your nails?
yes...
well, do something about all this.. because as you can see our clients are the most important thing...
people like him, honest and clean!
cant be looking at people like you.. please leave!
you go take a shower, and then come back!
at least color your hair, i want blond people here!
if you are from another country and you come to mexico, they will treat you like a king!
you know... mexican hospitality...
and if you are mexican, and go to a mexican beach...
you are screwed!
in that aspect, discrimination here.. sucks!
the water is really nice
yes dude!! this is where i always swim!
feels good... whaaat the hell is that!!?
thats the *** fish!
it is a very red fish!
gross!!!
gross? and look! that is the kotex fish!
ewww!
sometimes, it comes with hair! dont try to eat them!
the one that tastes good, is the cumfish that one...
the beach water, ends up being gross!
at the end it seems like you are swimming in mole, or root beer!
or also there are old ladies that go in the water with huge shirts
with their "bikinis" and their legs have huge balls!
like cheetos!
its gross!! balls and cheetos!!
i just got a ***!
the beach is a key place, to get laid
piripitiflautica, hahahaha!
well.. i have to go! but ill see you later ok?
ok ok! bye!!
Beto Mc Tasy, every girls fantasy! hahaha!!!
lets go get some beer no? i had a fart stuck!
hey guys! lets go clubbing later on today no? yes yes!!
where is your room??
well it is over there... over there....over there!
well ill call you tonight bye!!
hey guys! nevermind...
i *** my pants!
if you are going to the beach, relax, it doesnt matter if you have the body of a skinny dog!
ladies understand that!
cubs, this is it for todays video!
pass it around with your friends, probably they will go to the beach!
maybe not, but share the video!
maybe youll see some ladies jumping in the sand..
but share the video, maybe youll laugh, maybe not..
i send you a big hug, take care!
and if you have internet.... well thats very good!
im happy that in your village... haha just kidding..
take care bye!!!