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HI THERE. WELCOME TO WEENIE DOOPER.
YOU GUYS SELL HOT DOGS?
THAT'S RIGHT.
Both: WE'RE WEENIE PEOPLE.
ME, TOO. I'M A HOT DOG EATING CHAMP.
I LOVE ALL KINDS OF HOT DOGS.
IF IT'S MEAT ON A BUN, I'LL EAT IT.
SO START ME OFF WITH THREE FOOT-LONGS.
THREE FOOT-LONG WEENIES, COMING UP.
HEY, YOU KNOW, I LOVE CHILI ON A WEENIE. YOU GOT CHILI?
NO, BUT WE HAVE DOG FOOD.
DOG FOOD?
WELL, THAT LOOKS GREAT, BUT--
EAT IT!
UH, WELL, I--
IT'S MEAT ON A BUN, YOUR FAVORITE.
UH, RIGHT. I DID SAY THAT, DIDN'T I?
OK, UH...
...
PTOOEY!
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE THAT ONE.
MAYBE I'LL JUST GO WITH MUSTARD ON THIS WEENIE.
OH, ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO.
THANKS.
ALL RIGHT.
GOOD OL' MUSTARD, RIGHT?
[CRUNCHING]
IS IT JUST ME, OR IS THIS MUSTARD CRUNCHY?
OH, THAT'S OUR SPECIAL MUSTARD.
IT'S MADE WITH REAL EYE CRUST.
"CRUSTARD".
EYE CRUST?
YOU NEED MORE CRUSTARD?
GO BACK TO SLEEP, GRANDPA.
OH, FINE, FINE.
NIGHTY-NIGHT...
LOSER!
LET'S JUST FORGET THE TOPPINGS, OK?
I'M JUST GONNA HAVE THIS FOOT-LONG PLAIN.
GOOD, HUH?
WELL, I'VE EATEN A LOT OF FOOT-LONGS IN MY DAY, BUT...
[SNIFFS]
NEVER ONE THAT SMELLED QUITE LIKE THIS.
OH, THAT'S BECAUSE OUR FOOT-LONG WEENIES
CONTAIN MEAT FROM AN ACTUAL FOOT.
A FOOT?
MM-HMM.
NICE LONG ONES.
YOU PEOPLE GIVE WEENIES A BAD NAME!
DADDY. THAT MAN LEFT WITHOUT FINISHING ALL HIS WEENIES.
THAT'S OK, B
THE IMPORTANT THING IS WE GOT HIS MONEY.
WHEEEE!
HI THERE. WELCOME TO WEENIE DOOPER.
WEENIE DOOPER?
UH, DIDN'T YOU GUYS USED TO SELL COOKIES HERE?
OH, YEAH, BUT NOW...
Both: WE'RE WEENIE PEOPLE.
COOKIES WEREN'T
YEAH, WELL WEENIES AREN'T "MY THING" MAN.
ND I THINK .
NO PROBLEM. WE'VE GOT A SPECIAL WEENIE FOR YOU.
IT'S OUR VEGGIE DOG.
AH, VEGGIE DOG?
TRY IT.
IT'S GOOD.
MMM, RIGHTEOUS, MAN.
WHAT'S THIS VEGGIE DOG MADE WITH?
REAL VEGGIES.
AH.
AND REAL DOG.
DOG?
WHAT'S THE MATTER? HIPPIE NO LIKEE?
YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK, MAN.
PEACE.
DADDY. THAT BOY LEFT WITHOUT PAYING FOR HIS WEENIES.
THAT'S OK, BABY. I KNOW WHERE GRANDPA HIDES ALL HIS CASH.
I HEARD THAT.
GO BACK TO SLEEP, OLD MAN.
OH, FINE. WAKE ME UP WHEN YOU'RE NOT A FAILURE!
WELCOME TO WEENIE DOOPER.
HELLO. DO YOU SERVE FRANKFURTERS HERE?
WE SURE DO.
TUBE-SHAPED MEAT IS OUR SPECIALTY.
OH, DELIGHTFUL.
I'D LIKE TO SAMPLE SOME TYPICAL AMERICAN FOOD
AND IT'S MY UNDERSTANDING THAT AMERICANS ADORE THE WEENIE.
IT'S TRUE.
AMERICANS ARE WEENIE PEOPLE.
THEN I WISH TO CONSUME ONE.
WHY DON'T YOU GET HER A SPECIAL FRANKFURTER, PUMPKIN?
YES SIR, DADDY.
OK...MMM...MMM!
OH MY GOODNESS, THIS IS SMASHING.
WHAT KIND OF WEENIE IS THIS?
WE CALL IT OUR HURRICANE DOG.
OH, WHY DO YOU CALL IT A HURRICANE DOG?
[WIND BEGINS HOWLING]
OOH! OOOOH! OOOOOH!
OH, DADDY! I THINK WE REALLY ARE WEENIE PEOPLE!
AIN'T IT THE TRUTH, BABY? AIN'T IT THE TRUTH.
HUG ME, DADDY!
YO, YO, YO, IT'S...
HI. WELCOME TO MY JACUZZI.
TODAY MY SPECIAL GUEST IS BEN FRANKLIN.
MR. FRANKLIN, I ONCE READ THAT YOU DISCOVERED ELECTRICITY.
IS THAT RIGHT?
I MOST CERTAINLY DID, WITH THIS KITE.
OH, WOW. AND YOUR FACE IS ON THE $100 BILL.
YES, THAT'S WHAT I'VE HEARD.
EXCELLENT. NOW, IS IT ALSO TRUE YOU LIKE TO PUT BUTTER ALL OVER YOURSELF
AND RUN DOWN THE STREET YELLING, "I'M A MUFFIN, I'M A MUFFIN!"?
TERED MYSELF.
I SEE. WELL, HOW ABOUT A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI?
OH, I'D LOVE SOME.
THAT WAS...
YO, YO, YO.
BYE-BYE.
GOOD DAY. GOOD DAY.
IT'S TIME FOR A...
[GIGGLING GOOFILY]
HEY-HEY. KNOCK-KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?
PROP PUPPET.
PROP PUPPET WHO?
I'M GONNA HIT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A PROP PUPPET.
HUH?
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
YUP.
♪ AMANDA-MANDA-MANDA- MANDA-MANDA ♪