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- Hey guys it's my birthday, so to celebrate
we are making birthday cake martinis, yay!
- [Man] It's your birthday tomorrow technically OK?
Not today, OK?
We are making them a day early, I'm just saying.
Just keeping it correct.
- Getting the party started.
First we are going to rim the glass with corn syrup.
- [Man] Get a nice, thin layer.
Now we stick that in the sprinkles.
Voila!
Vanilla *** pour!
- (laughs) You're going to tell me when to stop?
- [Man] Give us like two ounces.
OK stop, stop, stop.
Cranberry juice!
Not a ton, just to get it pink, OK?
OK that's good, that's good, that's good.
That's good, I said "that's good" 20 minutes ago.
Shake that!
And keep it sexy!
- I don't know what to do.
- [Man] Just shake it.
More body please, more body OK?
That's right, that's what I'm talking about.
Oh yeah, oh yeah!
That's it?
- I don't know, I really need to go home
and work out a routine.
- [Man] Practice that's right.
You need to practice this,
it's a part of your job description OK?
I would fire you if I had someone.
Luckily for you I don't have nobody.
- They said to like, put it in between here and shake it.
- [Man] That's what the guy said?
You saw that in the comments and you listened?
- Yes!
But I, it doesn't like, it's not...
- How dare you?
- How dare you?
- Yeah, I know.
(laughs)
Dear girl, another job but not on this job, OK?
We don't encourage that kind of behavior.
It's sexy, but no.
OK, stop.
Excellent.
Excellent, that's a perfect pour.
Champagne!
Open that and top those boys off.
- It's going to pop off?
- [Man] It's not going to pop off
because you are holding it in your hands.
You're going to hold it in your hands.
Oh God.
(squealing)
Come on, it's coming.
Don't let it go because it is going to shoot up!
You want these lights to get you?
Keep your hand on the top.
How hard was that?
How hard was that?
Up from that height, yeah close up.
OK excellent, OK.
OK.
Oh look at that!
- [Jessica] Sex-y.
Come on man.
- [Man] Any day, any day (laughs)
- Yay!
- [Man] How is that?
- These are so pretty!
- Come on say something.
Say something birthday girl, come on!
Come on let's see what you've got, come on!
- I don't like to fight on my birthday.
- Sure.
(laughs)
And there you have it!
The birthday cake martini!
Some of you will go "wait a minute.
"A birthday cake is this, a birthday cake is that."
Birthday cake got a hundred different recipes, OK?
This was one that we found online that looked pretty cool,
so we decided to make it, OK?
Happy birthday, I want to go out and eat cake,
but I did that already and I ain't your man so forget it!
- Aright, good.
Alright, are you tasting this with me?
- No, I just made two for fun.
(laughs)
- Mmm
- You like it?
- That's good!
- Here is the thing with this drink though.
This isn't exactly a weak drink.
It's got a little bit of pineapple
I mean cranberry juice in it but it's just
vanilla *** and the champagne, you know?
- It's not really that like it's doable
where you can drink a lot of it and get...
- It's a nice mix.
And if you really want to get it even more pink
you can use a pink champagne, alright?
Happy birthday, OK?
You want to tell them how old you are?
They already know because when you started the show
you were only 22.
We stressed that and so...
- True?
- Yeah and it's been two years
so they know she is 24 now.
(sigh)
What does it feel like to be 24, huh?
- It sucks.
- Huh?
- It sucks.
- Feel like you're getting older.
And you haven't accomplished what you want to accomplish.
- Exactly.
- You think your life is a failure.
- Yes.
- Drink some more, you'll get over it quick.
(laughs)
Tipsy bartender!
- That's why he made two.
- Cure the pain!
What's up everybody?
Today we are making this.
Spicy *** gummy bears.
- Go ahead Ava.
- Did you wash your hands when you put these bears
in with those?
- It's in alcohol, it's clean now.
- I want the red one.
- I try not to play with myself before I put those in.
(laughs)