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Please, please don't kill me man!
Don't do it! Don't kill me!
Please!
I'm not going to kill you.
But I want you to tell your friends about me.
Oh God, what are you?
I'm Batman.
Wait, wait what?
I said I'm Batman.
Batman?
Your name is Batman?
Wait, you mean...
You mean you're supposed to be a bat?
What?
No, no, I just didn't make the connection.
What do you mean?
No, no, I just didn't realise you were...
You know, you were supposed to be a bat.
What are you talking about?
I look exactly like a bat!
No, no, I just meant that, you know, I thought that you were coming at it from a different angle, you know?
I thought you were going for more like "Demonman", or "Devilguy", you know?
That kind of thing.
You know, I mean, but you just, from my point of view, I didn't realise you were trying to be a bat, you know?
You know, unless you told me your name was Batman,
I would never have guessed that you were trying to look like a bat, you know.
Do you have any idea,
how hard it was,
to make this costume?!!
I had to face things, man!
I had to confront inner demons! Things that have been haunting me for years!
And then, I gotta face you!
And then you go and tell me,
that I don't look like a bat?!!
Do you have any idea how heartbreaking that is?!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to uh, I didn't mean to upset you.
You shut up!
You've gone and ruined this!
You've ruined it!
[sobs]
I do look like a bat...
I do look like a bat!
Oh my God...
My parents are dead!!!
[cries]