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Asalaamu alaikum Dad.
Wa alykumusalaam beta (son) [funny accent]
I'm just watching some TV. Come on Manchester United [Laughs]
I had a errr......
Yes yes yes beta [son]
I had a question
I wanted to talk to you about marriage
I was thinking, you know?
Maybe its time you guys, started looking for a potential spouse for me.
[Spits drink] What! Marriage?
[Cries]
Dad dad!
What have i done? Why?
Dad you know there is a lot of fitnah around and...I'm 25 you know
Look! You need to have the sabar [patience],
you go outside, you need to have the taqwa
Look, do your studying, work and then we will do your marriage
No but dad, when you came to this country with Mum you didnt have a house
Look, that was different
You know you guys didnt
Son Son Son
That was different
When i came to this country...i had nothing
Let me tell you a story
Oh, ok
Once upon a time...
and from this we learn, never try to trick an elephant, you will get hurt
What?
Do you understand
Yeah, good story dad, so back to the marriage thing
Look son, look at your elder brother Billu
Looks hes 40 years old, hes still not wanting to get married
Subhan Allah you know that Sarah girl that always rings the house, well you know?
sarah?
I dont wanna grass him up, but Dad you know?
That son of a [bleep]
Son, look, it reminds me of another story
Oh, another story, yaaay
No, i know you like my stories
Once upon a time...
and from this we learn, never do juggling at night, you will get hurts
So you understand son, it is not time for you to get married
yeah, but for practicing brothers its very difficult, obviously we dont have
girlfriends and stuff, we try to do things the halal way, so you know its...
I know what this is, this is the work of the Molvis [religious clerics]
Movlis have done this, isnt it?
the the the movli
molvis????
ahhhh i knew it, its always the Movlis
You've been sticking around thaat Molvi for too long
Naa, its me not them, i want to do it
You will do the Masters, then you will do the pHD, then you will get err the job
then when you get the jobs, you will get the son, so no need for marriage. Wait?
Good talk Dad err
Come on Arsenal!
Good talk
Asalaamu alaikum Dad.
Wa alykumusalaam