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Celebrity Big Brother winner made strange comparison in new extract from her book Me Me Me
CHARLOTTE Crosby has compared her Geordie Shore co-stars to zoo animals in a new chapter from her book Me Me Me.
The reality star shared an Instagram snap of a page from the book, which compared Vicky Pattison to an elephant and Jay Gardner to a gorilla among others.
In the caption she wrote: “Oh while I was going book mad today I got the paperback version of ME ME ME...
with the new exclusive chapter and LOLed reading back about what I wrote.”
She added: “This is my fave extract from the whole book.”
The book also compares Holly Hagan to a robin redbreast “because of her massive ***”
and explains that Scotty T is like a chimpanzee because he’s “constantly messing around, always getting in the way”.
Meanwhile Charlotte writes that her on-off boyfriend Gaz Beadle is most like a greyhound because he is “skinny and svelte and they chase after rabbits”.
“Scotty T definitely suits his,” wrote one Instagram user.
Some fans were quick to point out that newer members of the Geordie Shore cast including Nathan, Marnie and Chloe were missing from Charlotte’s book.
Charlotte later shared another Instagram post telling her 4.5million followers that she was feeling “human again” following a mystery illness.
Over on Twitter, Charlotte confirmed she was on the mend, writing: “Well I feel GLORIOUS.”
Charlotte was due to sign copies of her latest book Live Fast Lose Weight this week, but a spokesman for the star confirmed that she was too unwell to go ahead.
"Due to ill health Charlotte Crosby has been signed off from work by her Doctor, therefore all events have been postponed,” they explained.