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Okay, this-- now this episode has never even been thought of before!
This one's called "LegoBoy and Turtley Go to the Moon!"
Doesn't that just ooze awesomeness?
Well, you probably want to see this thing now, so I'll shut up now.
Um... you were supposed to turn off the camera. >> SOMEONE ELSE: What? Turn off the camera!! >> SOMEONE ELSE: Oh.
>> NARRATOR: One day, LegoBoy and Turtley were fast asleep.
When I walked by and saw them, I remembered that I had promised them they could go to the moon--and it was about time!
LegoBoy, Turtley, wake up!
[yawns]
>> LEGOBOY: How's it go--wait a minute! I just remembered! We're going to the moon!
>> TURTLEY: [groggily] We're throwing two big spoons? >> LEGOBOY: No! We're going to the moon!
>> TURTLEY: Oh yeah! When do we do that? >> NARRATOR: Right now!
So we went to the launch pad! >> LEGOBOY: This... is a moon vehicle?!
>> NARRATOR: The first of its kind! >> TURTLEY: I can see why. >> NARRATOR: C'mon, guys! Get in! They're about to launch!
>> NARRATOR: Ready?
>> LEGOBOY: Ready! >> TURTLEY: I guess...
>> MISSION CONTROL: T-minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6,...
...5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.
Ignition.
[rockets fire]
We have liftoff!
[screaming]
[rockets fire, grow softer]
>> LEGOBOY: Ow. >> TURTLEY: You said it.
>> LEGOBOY: [weakly] Good thing we don't need food... >> TURTLEY: [weakly] ...or water.
>> MISSION CONTROL (OVER RADIO): Earth to LegoBoy, Earth to LegoBoy, do you copy?
>> LEGOBOY: [clears throat] Yes, I copy. Over.
>> MISSION CONTROL: You're approaching the moon. Prepare to fire main landing rockets. Over.
>> LEGOBOY: Well, it's about time. Copy that, over. Hang tight, Turtley. I'm going to fire the landing rockets.
>> TURTLEY: Just the thought that maybe we're gonna get outta this doggone box makes me happier than heck!
O...kay then. Firing landing rockets... NOW!
[rockets firing]
>> TURTLEY: I never thought that that sound would sound so good!
[rockets firing]
>> LEGOBOY: And...
[boom] Contact! The "Beagle" has landed, repeat, the "Beagle" has landed. >> MISSION CONTROL: We copy, LegoBoy.
>> LEGOBOY: Another good thing: we don't need spacesuits!
>> TURTLEY: Yeah, just these communicators they installed in our-- [annoyed] upper... necks.
>> LEGOBOY: At least they used anesthetic.
>> TURTLEY: Yeah, they used three teaspoons for me! I saw the empty JARS!! >> LEGOBOY: Ow.
Well, there isn't that much to do here. >> TURTLEY: Yeah.
Hey, look!
>> LEGOBOY: What? What?
>> TURTLEY: I can see the Earth! >> LEGOBOY: Where? >> TURTLEY: Up there!
>> LEGOBOY: Wow! That's awesome!
Ready to go home, Turtley? >> TURTLEY: Sure, but first let's take a picture. >> LEGOBOY: Okay.
>> NARRATOR: How was that? >> LEGOBOY: AWESOME! You should go with us sometime!
>> NARRATOR: I know, but lets go home for now. >> LEGOBOY: Okay.
>> NARRATOR: And so we did. [vocalizes ditty] The end!
So how awesome was that?
[pause]
Good! See you next time!
Oh, wait! Don't forget the bloopers!
>> LEGOBOY: OW!!!
Turtley landed on me!
>> DIRECTOR: Okay, then, let's go to the next take.
>> LEGOBOY: Good thing... we don't... need... foo--[bursts into laughter]
[between spurts of laughter] I'm sorry... I can't stop... laughing...
>> DIRECTOR: [sigh]
[silence]
>> LEGOBOY: What was I supposed to say? >> DIRECTOR: [groans loudly]
>> LEGOBOY: I wanna go first! >> TURTLEY: No, I wanna go first!
[LegoBoy and Turtley argue]
>> DIRECTOR: [groans loudly] LegoBoy! You go first!
>> TURTLEY: But I wanna go first!
>> DIRECTOR: [angrily mutters]
Weren't those bloopers funny?
[pause]
Good! See you later!
[vocalizes ditty]