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[translation and subtitles: doris86pl for totalbarca.com] good evening, welcome to our new show Madrid ahead of Barça which starts tonight
[Jordi Grau, cule and TV3 journalist sings Real Madrid anthem]
as you see, cules, fans like Jordi Grau and me, we need to admit that Real is better than Barca. Right Jordi?
-You forgot about your stool, it's white! - what a disgrace
in our show we don't only talk about Real Madrid superior to Barcelona in points but also in case of famous ancestors
in last weeks in Catalan media there were many news about Messi's family
and not only those cules, whan I see this annoying kid doing penalty kick, it reminds me about his mother, father, and whole family [refereing to popular way of swearing in Spanish]
Some reports claim that Messi has family in Lleida, and Bojan Krkic is distant cousin
and that his grand-grand-grandfather composed El Virolai [hymn about *** of Monserat, composed in 1880]
Villarato!
Attention please, tonight Tomas Roncero wants to share something about origins of Cristiano Ronaldo
- that's right Josep, I was in some secret places, and even one library - what? In library!
yeah in library and finally got to know family roots of CR7
- CR7! CR7! - ok,ok, gentelmen, keep calm
attention please, merengues [fans of Real Madrid] here is the family tree of CR7, Cristiano Ronaldo
and now, here is the truth about his ancestors
from the family of his father, Crisitano Ronaldo Senior,
Cristiano is direct descendant of Gandhi
sure! we all know that people were calling Gandhi G7, and he was wearing white robe because he was madridista!
HALA MADRID!
look at this one! Loco, Josep it's not the end of the story!
because when it comes to his mother's family, Mrs... his mother,
Cristiano Ronaldo is grand-grand-grand....
.-grandson of Superman!
yes! His last name was also Ronaldo, and Cristiano has that great power from him!
and elegance! oh yes, Josep, this is my reaserch work, it's truth
Cristiano Ronaldo, Clark Kent Ronaldo
yes!and Barca is his kryptonite, Guardiola is Lex Luthor, his girlfriend Irina Shayk is Lois Lane, and I am Jesus Christ
Roncero, are you sure about this? It's very serious case
I'm not only sure, but I aslo swear to villarato, 10th (CL title) for Madrid, it's truth, I will prove it, here is the picture
picture, show the picture!
here is the proof!
it's family picture from 19...4, this child is CR7!
It's incredible, looks like from cartoon, yeah, and looks like it was made with Photoshop,
but please,can I have you attention, we've got one more surprise
because we found Cristiano's family book
family book! It's serious stuff
and we found out that Cristiano Ronaldo is relative..
-hold it -who is it?
of Tomas Roncero!
Me? Yes!
God, Jesus and spirit of Juanito! Cristiano Ronaldo, CR7 and me!
you cheap pepople! gimme a hug!
what's up? Why you are not happy? go to Portugal!
translation and subtitles: doris86pl for totalbarca.com