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Previously on Richnode
Ah! Who the *** cares!?
It's the top 5 awkward moments in video gaming.
bioshock is an incredible game with many memorable moments
who can forget slapping that disc into your games machine and being blown away by
the opening cinematic. The sense of majesty the incredible atmosphere the
er yeah
that said
they were parts of the game that a memorable for entirely the wrong reason
i can only choose one of these moments
and so here it is
the very first encounter you have with the little sister. Let's analyze the
situation
fully-grown, male adult
little girl all alone
okay
here are my options
harvest
rescue. yeah I'm still an adult male
towering over a little girl
let's just pick rescue
now just imagine playing this for the first time with your parents in the room
whether you like them or not, you
cannot deny that the metal gear solid series has
incredible artistic direction
for the uninitiated metal gear solid is a heavily cinematic third person
stealth game
with the occasional action elements thrown in
my favorite part is that down to is the
it happened to your neighbor
down-to-earth, gritty realism
like when everyone is a clone
your mentor turns out to have been dead the whole time
and an arm transplant gave someone
an entirely new persona
yeah that happened to my neighbour's cousin's dog
once
yeah i got nothing
the problem is there are so many awkward moments in the metal gear solid
series
it's hard to choose
just one
but imagine this, you've bored at home
it's mid-afternoon and you've acquired dominion over the family tv
you stick this game into your playbox
and settle in for a mammoth gaming session while your mother knits
dinner in the corner
and you're greeted
with this section
a very naked
effeminate man
performing cartwheels while grabbing his crotch. Tasteful.
but i couldn't just let it stay, at one scene
so how about when eva removes the transmitter from
i don't even wanna think about it, during this scene from
MGS3
final fantasy X-2 direct sequel to a final fantasy game
that i can remember and although it was highly criticized as being nothing but a
fan service no one can deny the battle system it brought was a huge improvement
on its predecessor
for those who don't know final fantasy X-2 followed the adventures of a
soft-spoken teenage girl after the events of final fantasy X as she is
joined by two suspiciously attractive partners of over the top personalities
if constantly watching *** clad girls for hours wasn't enough to tip the
awkward scales when playing with an audience, the game threw in this section
to nudge things along
doing well at this mini game led to many a teenage boy
reaching for the remote in an ill fated attempt to avoid the inevitable
questioning from their parents
yeah...
enough said
this just
had to be number one, if only because it crossed the line from awkward
to just invoking moments of pure incredubility
***
oh... kay
*** by dead chick
oh... kay
*** by a dead chick who then gets pregnant? Okay we've officially left the
school of crazy and gone straight to the university of *** up
excuse me for a minute
in case you missed it
here's a recap
at number five
bioshock: the first encounter with a little sister
at number 4
it's metal gear solid 2
and at number 3
it's final fantasy X-2
at number 2
it's God of War - Aphrodite
finally
at number 1
it's Fear 2
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