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Hello
My name's Kevin, or 0hNo7ate9.
And that sound is gonna get very annoying.
You know why it's making that sound?
It's because it's auto-focusing on me.
Every time I move, it's gonna make that sound.
The thing is so annoying.
K, anyway..um. So I'm filming with the Nikon D7000.
And...so I'm just gonna try stay still.
I haven't made a video in a while.
'Cause--- This is not a vlog by the way.
This is- This is something I'm doing
Just for...for whatever.
Trying to figure out how to use this camera
It's not even mine.
I stole it.
I just thought, why not make a video?
'Cause I got a camera, and
I got a weird tripod thing..
It's not even a tripod
It's a- I don't even know what..it's a chair
It's a stool, actually, on a table.
It's great.
And my light source is the sun. It'a natural light source, always the best.
So, uh....I went to a Coldplay concert.
And I have not shown you, Xylobands.
So when you go to the concert you get these light up band things.
And they light up during the concert, but...
Well when you're out of the stadium and stuff they don't light up.
But....
Do this weird thing with a paper-clip.
And you put it in the thing...
Then it just starts to light up.
It's great.
Mine's almost out of battery, I need to put new batteries in it.
I hope you saw that, 'cause I'm putting it away now.
So....
As some of you may know, I got Tumblr.
None of you's gonna know that (actually a few will XD)
I dunno why I'm wearing these...
None of you probably know that I got Tumblr.
Because I only got it like a week ago
And it's great.
I used to hate Tumblr- I'm like so hypocritical right now, 'cause
I used to go like- ''Ugh you go on Tumblr and then you start reblogging stuff and it's boring
And then, and then you reply to people or something, I dunno. What the hell.
But...it was stupid.
But then people started showing me these weird
kitten pictures- they're not weird, they're really
cute and lovely, it's kitten GIFs- moving picture things
Pictures and..and then Josh started showing me Coldplay stuff and it was amazing.
Josh has like 3000 followers on Tu- I don't know how that's possible.
He gains like 100 followers over-night, each night...it's crazy.
So uh....yeah...
I should not be talking about this- it's a very sensitive subject.
But you should not- don't...
Life sucks sometimes...
And you don't need to cut yourself over it...
Oh my God..uh...I should not be talking about this, Shh, shhh, shhhhhh, I didn't say anything, about cutting, or anything...
I got a knife. As you may have thought.
I'z gotza piece of bread
-My God you're bleeding...
Bread with tomato sauce
genius
Whoever thought of that idea should be...
Should be knighted
With a knife.
So I actually did an Assassin's Creed video
Here's my hood.
It failed- it was horrible!
I don't have a microphone or anything and thlereaefa
For some reason there was this wind noise.
I was recording with my phone as well- my voice.
And there was this weird wind noise and it just it drove me nuts. So I was like ''Nuh, not doing this''.
I was playing, I've been playing this a lot- that one nyem nyem nyem.
It's fantastic.
And then, and then I played the first one
This is Revelations, but it comes with the first one.
Since I want everyone to enjoy Coldplay
I'm not gonna play some Coldplay here, now, because I'll
becuase I'll probably get sued. By Chris Martin.
Uh, he doesn't sue people. Would he?
Duh, I dunno.
The record company sues people
Can they sue children? I'm a child.
Anyway, so, what I'm gonna do is play it backwards for you.
Ni up. Semalf ni pu.
Enog s'ti.
If you have Sony Vegas, and some songs, start playing them backwards.
It's great- there's secret messages in them.
Wonk em tel ouy t'now, em evol ouy fi.
Wol eil retteb d'uoy.
Goodbye; I love you with all my kidneys...peace out....
{NEVER DOING SUBTITLES AGAIN >.< XD}