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>> KHLOE: Hey, you little elf.
(screaming)
Are you ready to decorate for
Christmas?
>> MASON: Yeah! Yeah!
>> KHLOE: Let's decorate the
gingerbread house...
>> KOURTNEY: And then we can put
things on it.
>> MASON: I want to try!
>> KIM: Welcome everyone to our
Christmas special.
Christmas is a huge deal in our
family, and I think this year,
so much is going on, so much is
changing.
But the one thing that stays the
same is family and the love that
we have for each other.
>> KOURTNEY: You're eating that.
So first, we are going to have
our intimate Christmas party
where we watch old videos.
>> MAN: Come on, Kimberly.
This is Christmas Eve.
Hi, Kourt.
Khloe!
>> KHLOE: Fire...!
>> KOURTNEY: We're gonna open up
presents, and do a white
elephant gift exchange.
Yes!
(Khloe screams)
>> BRUCE: Who bought this?
It's a bracelet with "wild" on
it.
>> KOURTNEY: Or open a new one.
>> KHLOE: I'm stealing a gift,
guys.
Who's scared?
>> KRIS: I'm scared.
>> SCOTT: Who's scared?
>> KHLOE: Who's scared?
>> KOURTNEY: I'm pretty scared,
to be honest.
>> SCOTT: Who's scared?
>> KOURTNEY: Kim, you are so
artistic.
>> KIM: I'm really, like, the
least artistic ever, and it
really bothers me. Um...
>> KHLOE: You really are.
Another family tradition of ours
is our Christmas card.
>> KIM: The photographer for our
Christmas card this year is
David LaChapelle.
>> DAVID: Beautiful!
Right there, don't move.
Face towards me.
Good.
Look at me for one.
Beautiful.
>> KIM: I've heard that he's,
like, so amazing.
Kanye shot with him.
>> KHLOE: People think that all
of his stuff is on, like, on a
green screen, and they're not...
That's how elaborate his sets
are.
>> KIM: And I'm really excited
to see the concept, and just to
try new things.
>> KHLOE: The same tradition.
We're just spicing it up a
little bit.
And I hope everybody enjoys our
Christmas special.
>> KIM: We are so excited to
share all these memories with
you guys.
>> KHLOE: Merry Christmas.
(Mason mutters)
>> MASON: Hope you have a Merry
Christmas.
(laughter)
>> KOURTNEY: That was cute,
Mase.
>> KHLOE: Yay!
>> KRIS: I love this time of the
year.
It's my favorite time.
>> KHLOE: ♪ Oh, hello, Mama
Jo. ♪
>> KRIS: Well, look who's here.
>> KENDALL: Hello.
>> KIM: Hi, guys.
>> KHLOE: The three divas have
arrived, guys.
>> KRIS: Merry Christmas, you
guys.
>> KIM: Sit next to me, darling.
>> KHLOE: Kim, you look
gorgeous, honey.
>> KIM: Oh, thank you.
>> SCOTT: All right, the Jew is
here.
>> KOURTNEY: Hi, guys.
>> KRIS: Hey, Scotty.
>> KOURTNEY: Merry Christmas.
>> SCOTT: Happy Hanukkah,
everybody.
>> KRIS: Merry Christmas.
>> KOURTNEY: It's that time of
year.
>> KHLOE: Mazel. Mazel.
>> KRIS: The Jew's here.
>> KHLOE: Oh, it's the Jenner!
>> BRUCE: ♪ Jingle bells!
Jingle bells! ♪
>> SCOTT: Hey! Batman smells.
>> BRUCE: ♪ Jingle all the
way. ♪
>> KRIS: Oh, sing it, Bruce.
>> BRUCE: I'm the last here?
I've never been last to
anything.
>> KHLOE: Guess what?
There's a first for everything.
>> BRUCE: I know.
>> KIM: How's your nose?
>> BRUCE: My nose is better,
thank you.
>> KOURTNEY: Bruce, what
happened?
>> BRUCE: I actually get the
stitches out tomorrow.
>> KOURTNEY: Don't touch it!
>> BRUCE: They removed that
little red spot.
>> KHLOE: You guys, this
Christmas, we have a lot to be
thankful for.
Only one of us has stitches.
>> KOURTNEY: Why don't you pop
some rosé over there in the
corner?
>> KHLOE: Ooh, I'm popping it.
>> KRIS: You guys, I'm so
excited, because I want to be
able to have, like, a moment,
where we can all share some of
our Christmas memories.
(loud pop)
>> SCOTT: Holy (bleep)!
Let's (bleep) do this!
>> KRIS: There's a lot of video
here from the '80s, the '90s and
the 2000's, and I think
it'd be really cute for Kendall
and Kylie to see some of the
past years of these four kids
and what their Christmases are
like.
>> KENDALL: Let's do it.
>> BRUCE: Do it!
>> MAN: What is that?
>> KRIS: Look at you.
>> MAN: Oh!
>> KHLOE: That's Kim with the
pigtails.
Every year, the pigtails.
>> WOMAN: Pretty Khloe.
>> MAN: Look at these presents
Santa Claus brought.
Look at those scooters.
>> KOURTNEY: Look.
>> KIM: Khloe. This is Khloe's.
>> KHLOE: Oh, Kim, you're so
nice to me.
>> KOURTNEY: But I pointed to
it.
>> MAN: Khloe, a bicycle.
>> KHLOE: Yeah.
>> MAN: Boy!
>> KIM: For our room.
Because it's pink.
>> KRIS: Khloe, did you get an
ironing board?
She's ironing.
>> KHLOE: Always the cleaner.
>> KRIS: I was so excited for
you guys to come downstairs that
I don't... I barely slept.
>> BRUCE: That's what Christmas
is all about.
It's gets fun when you have
kids that are getting to that
age where they really, really
enjoy it, you know?
>> KOURTNEY: That's what it's
all about.
>> KRIS: I know.
The more kids I had, the more
exciting it got, and it was
just magical.
>> BRUCE: Year 2002 Christmas.
You got to say hi.
>> KENDALL: Hi!
>> BRUCE: No, wait, wait, wait,
no, don't jump around.
Kylie, come in here, too.
>> KHLOE: Aw. Kendall and
Kylie are so cute.
>> BRUCE: How old are you?
>> KENDALL: I'm seven.
>> BRUCE: How old are you?
>> KYLIE: Five for now.
I'm five!
>> KHLOE: Kendall, you're so
animated as a kid.
>> BRUCE: My God, you girls had
more personality back then.
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh. ♪
>> SCOTT: I find it weird that
Christian and Catholic people
just lie to their kids about
Christmas.
>> KHLOE: That's what Santa's
all about-- lies.
(excited shouts, gasps)
>> KOURTNEY: That's for both of
you guys.
That's for both of you guys.
Wait, Christmas morning--
this is the best.
Oh, my, goodness!
Kylie, oh, my gosh!
>> KHLOE: Nice butt.
>> KOURTNEY: Merry Christmas!
>> KOURTNEY: That was cute.
You guys were so young.
>> BRUCE: And they had so much
personality back then.
You especially, just all this
personality.
>> KRIS: Okay, so, I asked you
guys to all bring your sort of
secret gift, and everyone's
gonna draw a number.
You start over here.
Rob, you pick one first.
And whoever has number one, you
get to pick any gift on the
table, and then you open it in
front of all of us.
This is my favorite number! Two!
>> KENDALL: That's a bad one!
You're supposed to get the
highest number.
>> OTHERS: Why?
>> KENDALL: Because once
everybody opens the present, you
can go and pick anybody's
present.
>> KHLOE: Oh, that's so
depressing!
>> KENDALL: What number?
That's good!
>> KHLOE: That's Lamar's number.
>> KENDALL: Oh.
>> KHLOE: It's a sign.
>> KENDALL: That's good luck.
>> BRUCE: I got four. Take one.
>> KRIS: I have six.
That's the number of kids I
have.
>> KHLOE: Whoo-hoo.
>> KRIS: So, who has number one?
>> KYLIE: Me.
>> BRUCE: Uh, Kylie has number
one.
>> KRIS: You get to pick any
gift that you want, and you open
it in front of all of us.
>> KYLIE: I think this one.
>> BRUCE: She picks that one!
All right! Shoes?
>> KYLIE: What is this?
>> KHLOE: What is that?
>> BRUCE: A windshield mount.
(laughter)
For your car.
>> KOURTNEY: And a battery pack
for your iPhone.
>> BRUCE: It mounts on your
windshield with an extension
for your iPhone.
>> ROB: Ah, Bruce looks like he
got that gift.
>> KIM: Okay, Kourtney, do you
want to take hers, or do you
want a new one?
>> KOURTNEY: I don't want that.
Ish.
>> BRUCE: All right, Kourtney's
going no.
>> KOURTNEY: I think I'm gonna
do this.
>> BRUCE: All right!
Hey, we have a decision.
(clapping)
>> KOURTNEY: Yes!
(Khloe screams)
It's a double chin...
>> BRUCE: What is it?
>> KOURTNEY: It's a double chin
exercise... (laughing)
>> KHLOE: You guys...
>> KOURTNEY: You guys, I wanted
it so badly.
>> BRUCE: What is it?
It's, like, a pogo stick for
double chins.
(Kris laughing)
And you go like this.
>> BRUCE: Oh, I see, you
exercise like this?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> BRUCE: Oh, God.
>> KENDALL: Don't get too
excited, because people...
anyone could steal it from you.
>> KIM: Yeah.
>> KOURTNEY: Nobody... nobody
even think about stealing it.
>> KIM: Wait, I need that.
>> KRIS: You guys, I'm so
excited that you brought your
pictures in.
You actually followed through
with that.
Because I want to share
Christmas past and have you
guys remember some of the good
times.
>> KENDALL: You guys, I want to
see all the photos.
So can we just share?
>> KRIS: Okay, so, I want to
share mine first.
Oh, my God, look at this one,
you guys.
We're all in the same
Dalmatian-- no, wait,
Scottie dogs?
>> BRUCE: Oh, that was the
Dalmatian party.
>> KHLOE: Scottie dogs.
>> KRIS: Remember those?
>> KOURTNEY: And we wore them
that year because Scott and I
were broken up.
So we wanted to bring Scott into
the scene...
>> SCOTT: So you did care about
me when we were broken up.
>> KHLOE: Good way to transition
that, Kourt.
>> KRIS: What have you got, Kim?
>> KIM: Okay, I have got me
blowing a kiss to everyone.
>> BRUCE: That's the typical
Kim shot, blowing the kiss.
>> KIM: Yep. And, then, this was
just another...
>> KHLOE: Are you kidding that
they're all of you?
>> BRUCE: Is that more kisses?
>> KHLOE: Just Kim.
>> KIM: This was one with my
dad.
>> KHLOE: That's a great one.
And the dog, Paris.
>> ROB: That was the first night
Khloe and I slept together.
Seriously.
>> BRUCE: All right, Kylie,
whatcha got?
>> KYLIE: This is me and Rob
sharing a moment... while we
made some cookies.
>> KENDALL: What about me?
I'm in the picture, too.
>> KYLIE: Kendall, well, you're
just observing us.
(laughing)
>> BRUCE: All right, I think
this might have been Scott,
drinking away.
>> KOURTNEY: No, Scott is
pouring champagne in your mouth.
>> BRUCE: He's trying to get me
drunk.
>> KHLOE: And you got drunk.
>> BRUCE: No. I never...
I haven't been drunk my
entire life.
>> KHLOE: Bruce, I was there.
>> SCOTT: You've never
been drunk?
>> KENDAL: My turn?
>> BRUCE: Go for it, Kendall.
>> KHLOE: Kendall's turn.
>> KENDALL: All right, this one
is beautiful.
Little Mase. Look at Mase.
>> KHLOE: Mason was so little.
>> BRUCE: The next generation.
>> KHLOE: Mason was so armo back
then.
>> BRUCE: All right, the other
side of the room.
What do we got?
>> ROB: Well, this is our, uh...
>> KHLOE: Oh, my gosh, the
leopard-lovin' family.
>> ROB: Why would you guys ever
make me wear a leopard top?
>> KIM: I have no idea.
>> KOURTNEY: And I think it was
Khloe's top.
(laughter)
>> SCOTT: I feel bad for what
they've done to you.
>> ROB: Yeah, whatever.
>> KHLOE: Oh, these turn.
>> SCOTT: I wanted to fit in,
in the family, so I wanted to
look as Middle-Eastern as
possible.
So that was this picture.
>> KRIS: Oh, no...
>> KHLOE: This looks like you
guys just went to the prom.
>> SCOTT: Uh, yeah. In Glendale.
>> KHLOE: Well, guys, it's my
turn.
>> KRIS: Yes, it is.
>> KHLOE: This is a picture of
Bruce, Lam and Santa.
>> KRIS: That is really cute.
>> KHLOE: Kourtney when she
broke up with Scott, so she was
about 15 pounds underweight, and
looking to impress.
>> KOURTNEY: And trying to hook
up with Santa, get him drunk.
>> KHLOE: Oh, yeah.
Even though he's a fake Santa.
>> KOURTNEY: And, then, this
is Mom with Papa Harry and a
guy that I have no idea who he
is.
>> KRIS (laughing): That's this
guy named...
>> KOURTNEY: That you dated?
>> KHLOE: Did you sleep with
him?
You slept with him?
>> KIM: Ew.
>> SCOTT: He's an animal!
>> KOURTNEY: I'm done.
>> KRIS: Okay, when Kendall and
Kylie were little, and when you
guys were little, we would make
it look like Santa had eaten the
milk and cookies.
>> KHLOE: That's so weird-- in
normal households across the
country, they let the real Santa
eat the cookies.
>> KENDALL: Look. Daddy. Papa!
>> BRUCE: What?
>> KENDALL: Santa ate his
cookies!
>> BRUCE: Oh, isn't that nice.
You left cookies for him, huh?
>> KENDALL: And carrots.
(Khloe laughs)
>> KYLIE: Look at how early we
woke up. It was, like...
>> KHLOE: You guys used to
literally wake up at, like, 4:30
a.m. and wake all of us up.
>> KIM: We would start Christmas
at 6:00 a.m., no later.
>> ROBERT: Hi, Kourt.
Hi, Kim.
>> KIM: Hi, Daddy.
>> ROBERT: Hi, Khloe.
>> KIM: I told Kourtney that
we'll get a computer or video
art, and I was right.
(laughter)
>> ROBERT: Hey, look what Santa
brought you.
Look! What is that?
>> KOURTNEY: I do not believe
in Santa.
>> KIM: I still believe in
Santa.
>> KRIS: All right, I want to
show you guys some videos, um,
about Santa.
(laughing)
>> KHLOE: The same old Santa.
>> BRUCE: Oh, my gosh, who's
with Santa?
>> SANTA: My bells are ringing
already.
(Bruce laughing)
>> KRIS: He was a little
inappropriate from time to time.
(Bruce laughing)
>> KHLOE: Whoa, Kris Jenner.
>> KRIS: Is this gonna be on
Access Hollywood?
>> SCOTT: Is that double-decker?
>> KHLOE: Double-decker bus.
>> SANTA: My bells are ringing.
I've seen Kris.
(Bruce laughing)
(whooping, shouting)
>> KRIS: What can I tell you?
>> BRUCE: Maybe Santa got lucky
that night, I don't know.
>> KHLOE: Oh, my goodness!
>> SCOTT: You got to open your
mouth.
>> KIM: Can we do, like, one
more gift, please?
Who's number three?
>> KENDALL: I am.
>> KIM: Kendall.
>> SCOTT: Ow!
Come on, mate...
>> KHLOE: Either steal a gift or
get a new one.
Oh, it's heavy!
>> ROB: ...it's a rock.
>> KHLOE: What if it was a rock?
(wrapping paper tearing)
>> KENDALL: A tent!
(laughing): A tent.
>> BRUCE: A tent?
>> KHLOE: Who would ever buy
someone a tent?
A hundred percent that's a Bruce
gift.
>> SCOTT: All right, who's next?
>> KIM: Who's number four?
>> BRUCE: I'm number four.
>> KHLOE: Oh!
>> KENDALL: Do you want the
tent?
Dad, do you want the tent?
>> KHLOE: Do you want the tent?
You could steal the tent.
>> KENDALL: You could take it...
>> BRUCE: Yeah, but if I take
the tent, then I'm stuck with
the tent.
I'm going with the littlest one.
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God!
(everyone cooing goofily)
>> BRUCE: Palm Beach.
>> KHLOE: Palm Beach?
>> SCOTT: Palm Beach?
>> KRIS: For sure that's from
Scott.
>> KHLOE: What if it's from
Kylie?
>> BRUCE: Who bought this?
It's a bracelet with "Wild" on
it.
>> KOURTNEY: Who the heck would
give that?
>> SCOTT: Oh, that's got to be
Rob!
>> ROB: It is not from me.
>> KYLIE: No, no, no, it's says,
"What would..."
It's a "What would Jesus do"
thing.
>> KHLOE: Rob!
(laughter)
>> ROB: "WWJD" does not convert
to "Wild."
>> BRUCE: Oh, it's me.
>> KOURTNEY: Who is number five?
Five is Scott.
>> KHLOE: Oh, Scott picked his
fast.
>> BRUCE: No, you're not gonna
take my bracelet?
>> KRIS: Scott! That is so nasty
and mean and-and disrespectful
of Christmas.
>> KOURTNEY: That was mean.
>> KHLOE: Kind of mean.
>> SCOTT: Like I don't get
enough scrutiny in this family,
I open my gift wrong?
>> KHLOE: You guys, he's Jewish,
he didn't know about the
nutcracker.
>> SCOTT: Oh, that's very cool.
The Apple TV...
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God, that is
such a good present.
>> SCOTT: This is over a hundred
dollars.
>> KHLOE: That's from Kourtney.
I can tell, 'cause look, she
went like this.
>> SCOTT: And then she's, like,
yes, at least Scott got it.
We can keep it in the family,
and I'll return it when we get
home.
>> KHLOE: Mom, you're number
six.
>> KRIS: I like anything that
says "Naughty" on it.
(laughs): It's a lightbulb.
This is so exciting.
>> KIM: Personal wireless
lighting.
>> KHLOE: I've seen this in
Kendall's room, and she just
pushes a button on her iPhone
and it changes all the colors in
her room to any color she wants.
>> KRIS: This is like a light
show.
>> SCOTT: This is
light-changing.
>> KHLOE: I think Kendall did
this one.
>> KOURTNEY: I think this is
Kenny's gift.
>> SCOTT: Look at Kenny.
>> KRIS: All right, so you guys
know how when you guys were
little kids, you always had
matching outfits and...
>> BRUCE: Oh, God. We're not
going into that, are we?
>> KRIS: Well, I just think that
we've been so fashionable
through the years, and I wanted
to show you guys all the
outfits that we've been wearing,
and hairstyles, decade after
decade.
Merry Christmas.
>> ROBERT: Merry Christmas.
Sing a song for me.
>> KRIS: I don't sing when I'm
pregnant.
>> KHLOE: Those shoulder pads
were like a football player's
shoulder pads.
>> KOURTNEY: They were bigger
than a football player.
>> KRIS: Aren't those shoulder
pads coming back in?
>> KHLOE: Absolutely not.
Look at Kourtney's outfit.
>> ROBERT: How you doing?
>> KOURTNEY: Fine.
>> SCOTT: Oh, my God!
It looks like a portobello
mushroom.
>> KOURTNEY: When's dinnertime?
>> ROBERT: You hungry?
>> SCOTT: My God.
>> KIM: This... is devastating.
>> SCOTT: I cannot watch
that.
Why would you do that to your
kid?
>> KHLOE: I know. He hated her.
>> ROBERT: Come on, Kimberly,
you look good.
This is Christmas Eve.
Whoa, this is Robert!
>> KIM: Say hi to Daddy.
>> ROBERT: Hi, Robert John!
>> ROB: I look like a Pilgrim.
I look like a ... Pilgrim.
(Rob squeals on video)
>> ROBERT: What kind of dancer
is that?
>> SCOTT: Oh, break it down!
Ooh!
>> SCOTT: Twerk? Twerk?
>> ROBERT: Beautiful, Khloe.
Beautiful!
Thank you.
>> ROB: My dad's, like,
"Beautiful, Khloe."
Khloe, that's not funny.
>> KRIS: Don't you guys think
that the sentimental gifts are
the best gifts?
>> KOURTNEY: For sure. I don't
think anyone's gotten me
a sentimental gift.
>> KHLOE: Kourtney, are
you insane in the membrane?
>> SCOTT: I got you two kids!
>> BRUCE: Kendall's horse for
Christmas was good.
>> KOURTNEY: That was, like, one
of my favorite Christmases,
watching her cry.
>> KHLOE: Just her crying and
everything, it was so cute.
>> BRUCE: Go out in the
driveway.
(screaming, laughing)
>> KYLIE: Wait, Kendall, wait!
>> KENDALL: Oh, my God!
>> ROB: Oh, that is so dope.
(girls squealing)
>> KRIS: Aw...
>> KHLOE: Merry Christmas,
everybody.
>> BRUCE: Oh...
>> KRIS: You're welcome.
>> KHLOE: My favorite gift was
when I got Harley the puppy.
>> KRIS: Oh, I remember that.
>> KIM: How cute was that?
That was the same year that
Bruce got a real Harley.
>> KHLOE: That's why I named my
dog Harley, because you got a
Harley-Davidson.
>> BRUCE: That's right.
>> KRIS: That's Harley and
Harley.
>> KIM: Harley dos!
>> SCOTT: Harley squared.
>> KENDALL: Oh, my gosh!
>> KRIS: For Khloe!
>> BRUCE: It's Khloe's dog!
>> KRIS: Oh...!
>> KHLOE: Oh...
>> KIM: How cute.
>> BRUCE: Oh, that's a good one.
>> KENDALL: I want a puppy.
>> SCOTT: We're getting Mase a
puppy for Christmas.
>> KOURTNEY: I think next year.
>> KRIS: Come here.
You can't open your eyes.
Nobody say anything. Okay.
>> BRUCE: Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
>> KENDALL: Oh, my God, can I
ride this!
>> BRUCE: My fat boy.
>> KRIS: Yeah.
>> KHLOE: Your "fat boy"?
(engine revving)
>> BRUCE: Play on it...
(all whooping)
>> KRIS: Barefoot.
>> ROB: Is that the first
Christmas that you were... that
we were all together, that you
spent with us?
>> BRUCE: It would be the first
one after we got married, yes.
Yeah, the first one...
Christmas, we weren't married
yet.
>> KHLOE & KOURTNEY: You were
living in sin!
>> SCOTT: I know what that's
like.
>> KRIS: Yeah, baby!
>> BRUCE: I lived in sin
for five and a half months.
>> KHLOE: Wowzers!
>> SCOTT: I'm, like, five, six
years in.
>> KHLOE: Kim has lived in sin
her entire life.
(laughter)
>> KRIS: Christmas 1996, and
Santa's been here, as you can
see.
>> KIM: So cool.
>> BRUCE: What'd you get, Kim?
>> KIM: Fuzzy coat and skirt and
sweater. How dope.
>> KYLIE: You guys said "dope"
back then?
>> SCOTT: She was before her
time.
>> KOURTNEY: No, we made it up.
>> KIM: I was like "dope on a
rope," that was, like,
my phrase.
>> BRUCE: What do you got so
far, Khloe?
What is that, Khloe?
(laughter)
>> KHLOE: Look, look,
Barbie overalls.
And Barbie even signed them.
>> BRUCE: Mm-hmm.
>> KHLOE: It says: "With love,
Barbie."
They get, like, designer
clothes, and I get Barbie
overalls that are, like, for a
size 25, and I'm, like, "They're
signed by Barbie!"
>> SCOTT: Go paint the house,
kid.
>> KHLOE: Go scrub the floors,
you little fella."
>> KRIS: So, do you guys want to
see, does anybody else have a
favorite, um...
>> KHLOE: This is our call.
Hoo!
Night owls!
Kendall, hoo!
>> KENDALL: Hoo!
>> KRIS: ...emotional time...
(others hooting)
Okay, Kendall and Kylie, we're
gonna go back to when you two
were really small.
>> BRUCE: This is Christmas
1998, Jenner style.
Well, let's put it this way--
Kris style.
And she does do a wonderful job,
I have to admit.
>> KHLOE: Bruce, you're such a
host.
>> BRUCE: Here's Kylie Jenner.
She's the cutest little thing.
That's Kylie right there.
Little nose is running, 'cause
she always has a cold.
(Kylie jabbers)
I know, you want stuff over
there.
Oh, is it the baby's turn?
(Kendall speaks indistinctly)
>> BRUCE: Okay. There's the
baby.
>> KENDALL: The baby.
>> BRUCE: They're the best.
(laughter)
>> KHLOE: Aw.
>> BRUCE: Did Santa come last
night?
Did Santa come?
Good.
>> KRIS: Kendall Jenner, you got
a car!
(siren blaring)
>> BRUCE: Who is that in there?
>> KENDALL: Kendall.
>> BRUCE: Is that Kendall?
>> KHLOE: Oh, look at Kylie.
>> KENDALL: Look at Kylie.
>> BRUCE: Kylie, let's see you
make a basket.
(laughing)
Oh, come on, Kylie!
Yay...!
>> KRIS: Oh...
>> KHLOE: Don't you look like
Penelope?
>> BRUCE: Oh, my gosh!
>> KOURTNEY: You're like P.
>> BRUCE: Are you girls having
fun?
>> KENDALL: Yeah.
>> BRUCE: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
(Kendall laughs)
No, that's not funny.
No, wait, wait, you got to...
you're gonna hit, you're gonna
hit.
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Hold it. Stop. Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop!
>> SCOTT: That's how Kylie
drives now.
(Kylie laughs mockingly)
>> KENDALL: Mom?
>> KRIS: Yeah?
>> KENDALL: I put makeup on by
myself.
>> KRIS: You put your makeup on
by yourself?
>> KENDALL: Yeah.
>> KRIS: You look gorgeous.
>> KENDALL: I'm gonna go
downstairs and-and... I'm gonna
do more makeup, okay?
>> KRIS: Okay. Bye.
>> KHLOE: Oh...
>> BRUCE: Look at how cute you
were back then-- (kisses)
>> KRIS: You were such a great
dad to these girls.
>> ROB: He was a great dad to
all of us.
>> KHLOE: All of us-- not just
these girls.
>> ROB: We got you.
>> BRUCE: Thank you.
I worked hard at it.
>> KRIS: All of you guys.
But it doesn't mean you've
never made any mistakes.
>> ROB: Is that box number nine?
>> KRIS: Oh, it's beautiful.
Is this the Christmas one?
>> ROB: Mm-hmm.
>> KRIS: Doesn't say "Merry
Christmas".
This isn't the Christmas one.
This is the 1998 one.
>> KHLOE: Oh, of course mom has
to point that out.
>> KRIS: I love this.
Oh, honey, it's beautiful.
>> ROB: That's a dope ring right
there.
>> KRIS: Oh, it's so cool.
And way, way, way too small.
>> KHLOE: Mom!
>> SCOTT: Oh, my God, what a
pain.
>> KOURTNEY: Oh, my God.
>> KRIS: I'm sorry.
>> SCOTT: Oh, that's
a nice gift there!
>> KHLOE: Oh, way, way,
way too small.
>> KRIS: I sound like, Kim.
>> SCOTT: Wow!
(laughter)
>> KRIS: Okay, you guys.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, let's do
seven.
>> KHLOE: I'm seven.
>> KYLIE: Number seven.
Go, Khloe.
>> KOURTNEY: Do you want to
steal a gift?
>> KHLOE: I'm stealing a gift,
guys.
>> KOURTNEY: Or open a new one?
>> BRUCE: You're stealing.
>> KHLOE: I'm stealing a gift.
>> BRUCE: Oh, you want it.
>> KHLOE: You want to know what
gift I'm stealing? Who's scared?
>> KRIS: I'm scared.
>> KHLOE: Who's scared?
>> KOURTNEY: I'm pretty scared,
to be honest.
>> KHLOE: You should be scared.
Give me the double-decker chin.
>> KOURTNEY: No.
>> KOURTNEY: Yes!
>> ALL: Oh!
>> SCOTT: Oh, damn.
>> KOURTNEY: Stop!
That was my life come true.
(whooping)
So does that mean I have to
pick a gift?
>> KHLOE: Now you get to open up
a gift.
By the way, you guys, I just
stole the gift that I bought.
>> KOURTNEY: "Lucky for life
lottery tickets".
>> KHLOE: Oh, get out of here.
>> KIM: Oh, wow, what a good
gift.
>> KOURTNEY: It says here that
this is only worth ten dollars.
So someone cheated.
>> SCOTT: I think each one.
This is ten.
That's ten.
In America, you add those.
>> KOURTNEY: Oh, you do?
>> SCOTT: So, here's ten,
20, 30.
>> KOURTNEY: Fine, fine, I don't
feel so gypped.
>> SCOTT: I'm just saying, the
whole, you know, addition does
work.
>> BRUCE: It's you.
>> KIM: That could come in
handy for some other things.
If you get lazy, it'll
prop you up.
(laughter)
>> KHLOE: You guys, this is the
best gift I've bought myself
ever.
I can not believe I...
>> KIM: Can I see that thing?
>> KHLOE: We're not sharing.
>> KRIS: Go, Kim, go.
Go, Kim.
>> KIM: No, it's stretching my
skin, you guys.
>> SCOTT: Shut up.
It's skin, it stretches.
>> KIM: It stretches your skin.
>> KIM: Open your mouth.
Kim, you're supposed to
open your mouth.
>> KIM: Okay. I'm not gonna do
it.
>> KHLOE: You guys, my neck is
tired.
>> KOURTNEY: I want that, and
I'm pissed.
(laughter)
>> KIM: Who's number eight?
Rob, go.
>> BRUCE: Number eight.
Go for it, Rob.
>> KHLOE: Rob, do you want this
with me?
>> ROB: No.
>> KRIS: What'd you get?
>> ROB: Yes.
A helicopter.
>> BRUCE: Who would ever buy
that?
>> ROB: This is perfect.
>> BRUCE: I'll give you a
hundred bucks, if in two weeks
from now, you can kick that
thing, take it off...
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God.
>> BRUCE: ...fly it through a
door, and then come back with
it.
>> ROB: No, this is, I'm good on
this.
I'll just keep this, and we'll
just forget whatever bet you...
(laughter)
>> KRIS: So, I feel kind of bad
for Rob, because he's
the only boy.
So I lumped all of your videos
together, in the same little
section so we can enjoy
you 150%.
>> SCOTT: Oh, this has got to
be good.
>> ROBERT: What Robert?
What is it?
>> ROB: Oh, can I open it?
Can I open it?
>> ROBERT: Sure you can.
>> ROB: Can I open this?
>> ROBERT: Sure.
>> ROB: Hello! Watch me.
>> KRIS: Here's Rob.
>> BRUCE: "Hello, watch me"?
What is it Rob?
This is the exact one I wanted.
>> BRUCE: Yeah, I know.
Santa's good, I'm telling you.
(laughter)
>> KYLIE: You were so cute, Rob.
>> ROB: I know. No tattoos.
>> KOURTNEY: The sweet, innocent
little Rob.
>> SCOTT: Before you spent
time in jail.
>> BRUCE: What I thought was
interesting, Rob, about that
video, was you're over there
going, "look at me, look at me,
look at me."
The guys in this family have
always had a hard time trying
to get, our, you know,
a little attention.
>> KHLOE: It's all about us.
(laughter)
>> KRIS: I love the fact that
when you guys were little, you
always had those electric cars.
>> KHLOE: I got a car for
Christmas, one year, yeah.
>> KRIS: Here's a little
collection of you guys and your
family cars.
>> KHLOE: I love when you
make that QVC face.
"Family cars."
(chuckles)
>> ROB: Want to ride in my car?
>> ROBERT: Hey, hey, hey.
>> KHLOE: Look it.
>> KRIS: Khloe and Rob.
>> ROB: We're chilling.
>> KHLOE: And I'm holding him.
Look how nice I am.
(laughter)
Lookit...
>> SCOTT: Oh, yeah.
>> ROB: Look, she's grabbing my
***.
Look at her.
Kim, you're such a ***.
She's pushing him away.
(Rob crying)
>> ROB: You're a sicko.
(laughter)
I won't stop freaking out.
(laughter)
Look at Khloe.
>> KHLOE: Ghost ride the wind,
man.
>> SCOTT: Oh!
Ghost riding the wind.
>> ROB: Who does that?
>> KHLOE: Fire!
(laughter)
(tires squealing)
>> ROBERT: Take it easy.
You're running over the other
cars.
>> KOURTNEY: Kim was in the
Mercedes having somebody push
her car for her.
>> SCOTT: I'm surprised she
wasn't sitting in the back seat
of it, and having someone
drive her.
>> KRIS: All right, so I know
you guys always make fun of me
for being so emotional.
So look at some of these videos
of how mushy I can really be.
>> KHLOE: Aw, the musha.
(Kris gasps)
(Kris screams happily)
>> KRIS: This was so nice.
Is it really a watch?
Look at this.
Oh, I love this.
I love this.
Thank you.
(baby babbling)
>> KOURTNEY: What is it?
What is that?
>> KRIS: It's just this rack to
hang the pots and pans from.
>> KHLOE: A pots and pans rack.
(laughter)
>> KRIS: I really...
(crying)
Stop.
I'm embarrassed.
>> SCOTT: I can't believe you
cried over the pots and pans.
>> KHLOE: There weren't even
pots and pans.
It was the rack that the pots
and pans hung on.
>> KRIS: I really wanted that.
>> SCOTT: I'm convinced you're
an actress.
There's no way.
>> KOURTNEY: See how nice she
was then?
>> SCOTT: You were so sweet
then.
What happened?
(Bruce snoring)
>> KYLIE: He fell asleep during
your little...
>> KHLOE: You fell asleep.
>> BRUCE: Good.
>> KHLOE: Why don't you just
take a nap, and we'll watch the
rest?
>> KRIS: Oh, my God.
(Khloe whooping)
>> KRIS: Hi.
'91, Christmas.
It's a pretty dress, huh?
Isn't that pretty?
>> KHLOE: I love that dress.
That's the hot dress.
(laughter)
>> ROBERT: Say "Hi, Daddy."
Oh... and there's your beautiful
elf mommy.
When will Santa be here?
>> ROB: Oh, I'm thinking in
like, about six hours.
>> ROBERT: No, more than that.
(everyone cheering)
>> ROBERT: All right!
(everyone screaming)
>> KIM: We had one hot mom.
No, seriously, that's what I
want to be.
Like, how she like, jumped in,
and she had all these kids,
and they were so cute running
around, and she looked so hot.
>> KHLOE: But even with, like,
her apron on, I thought she
looked so hot.
>> KIM: Yeah.
>> KHLOE: Kourtney.
She is playing the lottery
already, and we're not done.
How do you know if someone
doesn't want your gift?
>> KOURTNEY: They might,
but I'm saying...
>> SCOTT: They're going to
definitely want it if she wins.
>> KHLOE: Kourtney, but you're
gonna know if someone...
>> KIM: Yeah, see if you win
first.
>> KOURTNEY: This is kind of
addicting.
>> KHLOE: How did she get a
quarter, all of a sudden?
>> KIM: I still have
to do mine.
>> KRIS: Let's do that.
>> ROB: All right.
>> KIM: I think I'm gonna swap.
>> KHLOE: What?!
>> SCOTT: Don't swap it.
>> KIM: Kendall, I don't want
yours.
(laughter)
But Scott...
>> SCOTT: You-you are not...
>> KIM: I do want yours.
>> KHLOE: What?
>> SCOTT: Are you joking?
>> SCOTT: You're the richest
person here.
Why do you got to take
my electronics?
>> KIM: Scott, this one is
mine that I personally got, and
I know you will like it.
You might.
>> SCOTT: Wait, do I open this
now?
>> KHLOE: Yeah.
>> KIM: I'm so excited.
Apple TV.
>> KOURTNEY: Kim, you could buy
like, every kid's movie on
there, too.
>> KIM: Oh, good.
But wait, I could...
I hook it up to the TV, right?
>> KRIS: That's why it's called
Apple TV.
>> SCOTT: Oh!
You got me a rub and tug?
>> KIM: Yes, I did.
I actually should've kept that
for myself.
>> KHLOE: A good gift
certificate.
>> SCOTT: Gift card
to Four Seasons.
>> KIM: For a massage.
(laughter)
>> KOURTNEY: Look, I won
$10,000.
>> SCOTT: What? It has to go
that way.
Match three like amounts.
I won $10,000.
(laughter)
You guys, I won.
>> KHLOE: She won $10,000
on a lottery ticket.
>> ROB: Oh, my gosh.
>> KOURTNEY: I won $10,000.
>> KHLOE: She won $10,000 on
a lottery ticket!
>> ROB: Oh, my gosh.
>> KOURTNEY: It just says
"match three."
>> KRIS: Let me see.
>> SCOTT: Hey, let the momager
see.
>> KRIS: Do I get ten percent?
(laughter)
>> KRIS: "Winning prizes of one
dollar, five dollar, $25 and $50
may be claimed wherever lottery
tickets are sold.
Winning tickets, oh, of a
$100 or more must be sent by
mail, to the money fairy."
(laughter)
"123 Nowhere Drive,
in Make-Believe Land".
>> KHLOE: Kourtney, are you
listening?
>> KRIS: "Valid only in your
dreams."
(laughter)
>> KHLOE: That is so mean.
>> KRIS: "This ticket is for
entertainment purposes only."
>> SCOTT: Well, we are in the
entertainment business.
>> KHLOE: You're so cheap.
That's so mean.
(laughter)
>> KRIS: All right, you guys.
Well, would you guys pay
attention?
Even when you know they're fake,
you're gonna still play with
them?
>> SCOTT: Her *** are fake,
and I still play with those.
(Scott hooting)
>> KHLOE: You can not do that.
>> KRIS: I want to talk to you
guys about all the people that
have been in our lives through
the years that aren't here
anymore, and I think that we
should give them a little
respect and a bit of love.
So look at this.
>> KHLOE: Here's my dad
in April, 1992.
(Kim laughs)
>> KRIS: Khloe, surround your
daddy.
>> KOURTNEY: Oh! Oh! Oh!
>> KHLOE: Kourtney!
>> KRIS: All right.
Who's the father of these
love...
Oh, my God, that is so cute.
Right here, right here, right
here, Robert. Robert.
>> KHLOE: That's my Sweet
16, guys.
>> ROBERT: I'm thankful for my
children.
Especially Kimberly, I'm
thankful for.
>> KIM: Whoo-hoo... I'm his
favorite, too.
>> ROBERT: I'm just thankful for
everybody.
>> BRUCE: I'm tellin' you here.
Harry just finally got up.
>> HARRY: Got up.
>> BRUCE: Early to sleep, and
late to rise.
>> HARRY: That's right.
>> BRUCE: My gosh.
>> ROB: He's tease...
Bruce, you're teasing him.
(laughter)
>> KRIS: Hi, Merry Christmas.
I like your sweatshirt.
I like your sweatshirt.
>> KHLOE: Look at your dad.
>> BRUCE: Yeah, right.
Dad drives the bike.
>> WILLIAM: ...and a priest by
night, huh?
>> KHLOE: He was such a nice
guy.
>> BRUCE: Too bad, especially
Kendall and Kylie, you know, he
passed away really before you
guys were very big.
It's too bad that you didn't
really get to know him that
much.
You know?
>> ROBERT: So what do you want
for Christmas?
>> NANA: I'm trying to...
I'm trying to get my pilaf back
in shape.
>> ROBERT: Yeah, I smell its
burn.
(Rob laughs)
>> ROBERT: Papa, what do you
want for Christmas?
>> PAPA: I want my people to be
happy and make a lot of money.
>> KRIS: Yeah, yeah.
>> ROBERT: Well, they already
are.
(laughter)
>> KRIS: She just loves Papa.
>> KHLOE: Papa!
Papa, Papa...
(indistinct conversations)
>> KOURTNEY: Merry Christmas,
Papa.
>> PAPA: Merry Christmas,
Kimberly.
>> KOURTNEY: I'm not Kimberly.
(laughter)
>> ROB: Oh, my gosh.
That was the best.
>> KHLOE: Kourtney-- "I'm not
Kimberly."
So, like, calm.
>> KRIS: All right, you guys.
There's so many special things
about the holidays.
And just watching all these
videos really reminds me how
blessed I am.
And, you know, what makes it so
amazing is you guys.
>> BRUCE: We see my kids--
very, very young age.
But now we're starting the next
generation.
And we make Christmas special
for them.
And, kind of, life goes on.
And I'm very proud of everybody.
>> KYLIE: I'm just super
thankful that I get to have all
of you guys around me, and have
such a big family.
And that we're all so involved
with each other.
>> KHLOE: I love you guys.
>> ROB: I love you guys.
(Khloe hooting)
>> SCOTT: Love is in the air.
>> KRIS: All right, so who wants
to open their stocking?
>> SCOTT: Who doesn't?
>> KHLOE: I do...
>> BRUCE: Hey!
>> KRIS: Yeah?
Come on.
This is for Bruce.
>> BRUCE: All right.
>> KRIS: This is Kourtney.
>> SCOTT: Oh.
I got the new comb that just
came out?
>> ROB: Ooh... Slim Jim.
>> KIM: Godiva chocolates.
>> BRUCE: You can always use
golf balls.
>> SCOTT: Break yourself!
>> KHLOE: Oh, my goodness.
Santa likes me the best.
I got some ***.
(Kris laughs)
>> KRIS: All right, guys.
Well, for everybody who didn't
think any of my children were
talented, check this out.
>> GIRLS: ♪ Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way... ♪
>> KHLOE: Look at your
girlfriend.
>> GIRLS: ♪ Oh what fun... ♪
>> KHLOE: Kourtney's playing it.
>> GIRLS: ♪ It is to ride ♪
>> KHLOE: It's Kourtney
Kardashian.
Kourtney...
>> GIRLS: ♪ In a one-horse
open sleigh... ♪
>> BRUCE: Yay!
(all cheering, whooping)
>> KRIS: Merry Christmas,
everybody!
>> ROB: Bruce, you want a Slim
Jim?
>> BRUCE: Wow, this is actually
pretty good.
>> KHLOE: Bye.
>> KOURTNEY: Let's go, guys.
>> KIM: Yeah.
We need to make sure we don't
have a double chin.
Our Christmas presents are
coming up...
>> KHLOE: You guys, we all have
to use this.
The fact that I stole this from
you...
>> KOURTNEY: Well, stop taking
it.
>> KHLOE: You really were
scammed.
First, I jacked this from you.
And then you got the lotto
tickets that were all fake.
(Khloe laughing)
>> KIM: That was, like, the
best.
>> KOURTNEY: Exactly.
>> KIM: But, like, who are...
>> KHLOE: No, but she was
scammed.
>> KOURTNEY: No, but, how-how
excited was I when I won
$10,000?
>> KHLOE: That was so sad.
>> KIM: Did you know it was a
scam?
>> KOURTNEY: No.
>> KIM: All right, guys, so
stay tuned, because we're going
to show you everything from our
Christmas card shoot with
David LaChapelle.
>> KHLOE: Yep.
>> KOURTNEY: Who else needs a
little work on their chin?
>> KIM: Yeah.
>> KOURTNEY: Go for it.
>> KHLOE: Give it to Kim.
>> KIM: No, I'm not going to
use it.
>> KHLOE: Kim, why not?
>> KIM: Because you guys have,
like, germs.
>> KHLOE: What a "beach."
>> SCOTT: I can't believe it's
Christmastime already.
>> BRUCE: It's always Christmas
around our house, Scott.
(Kris laughs)
>> BRUCE: Yeah, I don't need
anything, but, you know,
we were...
(wood cracks)
>> KRIS: Oh!
>> KHLOE: Oh, my...
You broke the custom-made chair?
>> KRIS: I just broke the chair.
>> BRUCE: You just broke the
chair.
>> KHLOE: Come on, get your
(bleep) together!
>> BRUCE: I'll get... I'll get
blamed for it.
No, I just want everybody to
know.
You know, 'cause it's
Christmastime.
We're seeing all the stuff in
the stupid tabloids, and...
>> ALL: No!
>> BRUCE: Sorry.
>> KENDALL: You did it wrong.
Sorry.
>> BRUCE: What?
>> KRIS: You never say the word
"tabloid"...
>> BRUCE: I'm sorry.
>> KRIS: ...as long as you live.
>> KOURTNEY: This has been a
crazy year.
Kim and Kanye got engaged and
just had a baby.
Khloe and Lamar have been having
some issues.
And because my mom and Bruce are
now separated, we just need to
figure out what Christmas is
gonna be like.
>> KRIS: I think that you guys
need to know that it's always
going to be the same.
Like, you guys never have to
worry that we're not gonna have
a holiday together.
>> BRUCE: Nothing has changed.
We're still family.
The relationship has changed,
and this, and that...
It doesn't make any difference.
>> KIM: Since my mom and Bruce
have come to the realization
that they want to be separated,
they get along just so much
better.
>> KRIS: I can't wait until
Christmas Eve.
>> BRUCE: Being that over the
top, because it's a Kris Jenner
party.
>> KHLOE: There's been so many
changes within our family over
the past few months.
But Bruce is still our dad.
He's been in our lives for 25
years.
And I'm very relieved that Bruce
is gonna be just as involved in
our traditions as he's always
been.
>> KRIS: Family will always be
first.
The whole holiday season is...
>> KOURTNEY: Wait.
Let's discuss.
>> KRIS: Okay.
>> KOURTNEY :So, on Christmas
Eve, are you gonna sleep over?
Or do you go home...
>> BRUCE: That's my Christmas
present.
>> KOURTNEY: ...and come back
in the morning?
(laughing)
>> KRIS: Get excited.
>> BRUCE: Yeah, get excited.
>> KHLOE: Look how old you
looked.
>> KIM: I was 14.
>> KHLOE: 14?
Kim is hoochin' it up.
Those were the good old days.
We've been doing our Christmas
cards for... as long as I can
remember.
That was Kourtney and Kim's best
look.
>> KOURTNEY: No.
It was mine.
(Khloe laughs)
>> KHLOE: Through any big
obstacle in our family, this is
something that we've never
broken.
And we've never missed a year.
It's the biggest tradition, I
would say, within our family.
>> KOURTNEY: This was Kendall's
worst card.
>> KIM: Isn't it funny that
someone with the worst smile
ended up having the best and
being a model?
'Member, she didn't know how?
You'd be like "Smile," she'd
go...
(Kim laughing)
Our good friend and
photographer, Nick Saglimbeni,
has always taken our Christmas
card photos.
We've always loved the photos
that Nick has taken for us.
But we're just gonna change it
up a little bit this year.
David LaChapelle's a
photographer I've always wanted
to work with.
His vibe of how he makes these,
like, wild themes.
It is like you've stepped into
a movie.
>> KRIS: What are you guys
doing?
>> KHLOE: Oh!
>> KIM: We're looking at, like,
old photos, so that we can come
to this meeting with a couple
ideas.
>> KHLOE: What is our theme for
this year?
Like, what do you want?
>> KRIS: Well, why don't we talk
to the photographer, and not
have a preconceived notion of
what we want to do.
You know?
>> KOURTNEY: We want to have
input too, 'cause...
>> KRIS: (laughs) Okay.
>> KOURTNEY: ...it's so personal
and sentimental.
>> KIM: But I think that, you
know, he has such a strong
vision that we just have to go
with the flow.
I mean, obviously, if it's
something that we don't like,
it's our card.
We won't use it.
>> KRIS: I'm sure he'll have
amazing ideas.
>> KIM: Mm-hmm.
>> KRIS: Getting David
LaChapelle to photograph our
Christmas card is huge for us.
He has his photographs in
museums and galleries all over
the world.
>> KHLOE: I'm excited.
>> KIM: I have a real serious
question to ask all of you.
I leave tomorrow morning...
>> KRIS: Right.
>> KIM: Do I get my nails done
tonight?
I need my cuticles cut.
>> KRIS: This is your big,
serious question?
>> KIM: Yes.
Seriously, I can't stop thinking
about it.
>> KHLOE: Oh, that's it? Oh!
(doorbell rings)
>> DAVID: Hey, Kris.
How are you?
>> KRIS: Good to see you.
>> DAVID: Good to see you, too.
>> KRIS: Thank you so much for
coming.
I'm so excited.
>> KHLOE: And I'm Khloe.
>> DAVID: Hey, Khloe.
>> KHLOE: Hi.
>> DAVID: I'm David.
Nice to meet you.
This is Robert.
>> TAYLOR: Hi, I'm Robert.
How you doin'?
>> KHLOE: Hi, nice to meet you.
You guys smell so good.
Who knew?
>> DAVID: Yeah. Thank you.
(laughing)
>> KHLOE: I'm so excited to meet
David LaChapelle.
My only concern is that I just
have seen a lot of of his work
where most people are nude.
He does them in an artistic way,
but this is still a Christmas
card shoot, so I just hope that
this is, like, a PG version.
>> KRIS: Over the years, we've
done these family Christmas
cards.
>> KIM: Should we show...?
>> KRIS: Yeah, go get it.
>> DAVID: I've seen them.
I've seen them.
This'll be a little different
from that.
>> KRIS: Good, good.
>> DAVID: It's not gonna be
Christmassy.
It'll-it'll have...
>> KRIS: We're not gonna be
wearing hats with red balls?
>> DAVID: No, no, no, no, no.
It's not gonna be, like, red and
green or anything...
(Kris laughs)
...like that, but it will
definitely be something really
unexpected.
It's almost like opening this
surprise...
>> KHLOE: What are you ideas?
'Cause you have such crazy,
amazing ideas.
>> DAVID: Yeah, I love taking
higher art and sort of mixing it
with contemporary pop culture
and, you know, I want to make it
visually just interesting and
beautiful and then you get drawn
in, but on a deeper level, it
says something about the time
and place where we live, you
know?
>> KHLOE: I... (clicks tongue)
You know, I am not this
artsy-fartsy brain.
I really don't know what he's
talking about in this meeting.
>> DAVID (laughing): You know,
like, it'll be an experience,
for sure.
>> KHLOE: But what I did take
from this is that this is not
your typical Christmas card.
>> DAVID: Well, I started with
this idea...
There's, like, this futuristic
kind of messy world...
You guys are behind these
windows and there's a street
outside.
Wind keeps blowing and
there's a lot of electricity,
there's a lot of smoke, there's
water...
>> TAYLOR: It'll be like an
action film set.
>> DAVID: It's an action film
set.
>> TAYLOR: Literally.
>> DAVID: Almost on fire.
And there's gonna be an
upside-down vehicle on the road,
like, spun out, and...
it's nuts.
>> KOURTNEY: What about my kids?
>> DAVID: When you add the kids,
it becomes a little bit more
complicated.
The lights and the cords...
You know, it's just gonna add a
level of stress and I won't be
able to focus.
And maybe it's better to leave,
um, the kids out.
>> KOURTNEY: David would feel
more comfortable shooting if my
kids weren't in the Christmas
card.
But I really think my kids
should be a part of it.
>> DAVID: It'd be cool
with just you girls.
You represent the matriarchs
of the family, you know
what I mean?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
>> DAVID: It's the women.
>> KIM: I actually really
liked his idea of having it
just the girls.
Considering what's going on
in the family, I think it would
just be easy to show up like
a regular photo shoot.
Kanye's on tour, Lamar, um,
is busy.
Um...
>> KHLOE (scoffs): Okay.
>> KRIS: There's a lot of moving
parts in our family right now.
So when David suggests just
doing the Christmas card
with the girls, it seems to be
a pretty good idea.
>> DAVID: Then there's none of
that, um, guessing game, you
know, "Where's so and so?"
>> KRIS: It's interesting, too,
because there's a lot of
anticipation for this Christmas
card every year.
>> DAVID: Oh, yeah?
>> KIM: It's like, "What's the
theme?
Who's gonna leak it?"
>> KHLOE: And my mom just ***
us out to all the press,
so it gets picked up everywhere.
So, you know, you'll be so
excited.
>> KRIS: You're twisted,
you're twisted.
(all laugh)
>> SCOTT: Come on in!
(Mason squeals)
>> KHLOE: Uh!
>> KIM: Whee-pee!
>> KHLOE: You've had too
much sugar!
Never making a gingerbread
house with you.
(Mason yells, grunts)
>> KHLOE: Oh! Leave me alone.
>> KIM: Is anyone else confused
about what our Christmas card
theme is this year?
>> KHLOE: I am.
>> KOURTNEY: I am.
>> KENDALL: What's the deal
with it?
>> KHLOE: It's kind of no guys.
So it's just us girls.
>> KOURTNEY: Visually speaking,
it would be better without
the guys.
>> SCOTT: This *** is
tripping, boo!
>> KHLOE: Rob is just not
feeling his best right now.
physically, so he doesn't want
to be in the Christmas card.
Kanye is gonna be on tour, so,
you know, we want to talk to
Scott and see how Scott's
feeling about not being in the
Christmas card.
>> KOURTNEY: Rob does not want
to be in it.
>> SCOTT: Neither do I,
frankly.
>> KENDALL: I do feel bad,
though, 'cause I want Dad to be
a part of it.
>> KHLOE: I do, too, and I think
he should be.
>> KENDALL: Yeah.
>> KHLOE: And I think, like,
there's too many changes
already.
We can't have that much
shock therapy.
>> KENDALL: And Christmas cards
are about family.
>> KHLOE: Exac-a-ta-ly.
The last one on our list to see
if he wants to be in our
Christmas card is Bruce.
And you know, we haven't really
talked to him about this yet.
Does he want to be in it?
Does he not care?
Should this be
an all-girl shoot?
>> KOURTNEY: No kids, too?
>> KENDALL: You want your kids
in your card 'cause I look back
at our past Christmas cards
to see me as, like, a kid.
>> KOURTNEY: The cards, and
that's what stands out, too,
is the kids.
>> KENDALL: Yeah.
>> KOURTNEY: I know David
LaChapelle is an artist and he
has a strong vision of what
he wants this photograph to be
like, but it's still our
family Christmas card, and I
want my kids to be in it,
so they will be in it.
I'm, like, excited about
the high concept of it, so let's
just all be open-minded.
>> SCOTT: Is anybody thinking
about a Hanukkah card?
(dog barks)
>> BRUCE: Here you go!
>> KENDALL: Good girl.
>> BRUCE: She misses me.
>> KENDALL: Why don't you take
her with you?
>> BRUCE: I'm not at the house
very much.
I'm always running around,
you know?
All right! Ready? Go!
>> KENDALL: Have you heard
about the Christmas card?
>> BRUCE: What about the
Christmas card?
>> KENDALL: Since Lamar and
Kanye can't do it and Scott
and Rob don't care, I think
it's just gonna be the girls.
>> BRUCE: Well... first of all,
I think that is a terrible
decision.
Whose idea is this?
>> KENDALL: I don't know.
I think the photographer.
>> BRUCE: Oh, it's not
the photographer.
My God, he'll shoot anything.
It's not his decision on how
my Christmas card goes.
It's not the girls' Christmas
card.
It's our family Christmas card.
>> KENDALL: I agree.
>> BRUCE: We've done it for
23 years.
And now, all of a sudden, they
want to change it?
You know, maybe Mom and I, our
relationship is a little
different, but we're still
married and we're still a family
and all that kind
of stuff, so...
>> KENDALL: I agree.
>> BRUCE: You know, it's just,
it's your mom's and my
Christmas card.
>> KHLOE: You know what pisses
me off?
Is that those windows are not
tinted, and when we shower...
Wasn't there a paparazzi
over there?
>> KRIS: Yeah.
>> KHLOE: They can take pictures
right in there.
>> KOURTNEY: Guys, that's not
the bathroom.
>> KHLOE: That is the bathroom.
>> KRIS: That's the bedroom.
>> KOURTNEY: That's the bedroom.
>> KHLOE: Oh, then it doesn't
bother me as much.
(all laugh)
>> KOURTNEY: So, Kendall told us
that Bruce is upset.
>> KIM: "It's your mom and my
Christmas card for over
20 years."
>> KOURTNEY: He goes, "Yeah,
of course.
Why would I not want
to be in it?"
>> KHLOE: For Bruce to go and
tell Kendall that he wants to be
in this, I think she's expecting
him to be in it.
Kendall called me saying that
she's really upset because Bruce
is really upset that he wasn't
asked to be in the
Christmas card.
I feel really bad because we
just haven't had the chance
to ask him yet.
We were kind of making our
rounds with all the guys.
So now we kinda have to do
damage control.
>> KRIS: I didn't realize that
he felt this way at all.
The last thing I want to do is
hurt anybody's feelings, and I
don't want to make Kendall and
Kylie feel bad.
And the "No guys" theme is just
something that I felt like maybe
it was something to go with when
the photographer suggested it,
because it keeps it so clean.
There's so much drama going
on in our family right now.
>> KHLOE: I know my mom is
trying to protest everybody
else's feelings, but I feel like
it's doing the complete
opposite.
It's turning into a stressful
train wreck that I don't want
to happen.
>> KRIS: I just really want to
explain my whole thought
process to Bruce so he doesn't
have his feelings hurt.
This will always be our family.
And I want our family
to be happy.
Let's just fix it.
>> KHLOE: Can I ask you
a question?
Who's this (bleep) guy
in you backyard?
>> KRIS: It's called
the pool man.
>> KHLOE: Who cleans at
this hour?
>> KRIS (laughs): It's
my new boyfriend.
>> KHLOE: Mom...
>> KRIS: Hi!
>> BRUCE: My God, what
a shocker.
Now what brings you all
the way up here?
>> KRIS: Well, I heard that your
feelings were hurt because we
didn't invite you to be in
the Christmas card shoot.
>> BRUCE: Christmas is about
family.
With this Christmas card and
just the girls doing it, first
of all, I think it's a stupid
idea; it's not just about
the girls.
But somebody would have at least
communicated with me.
And the person that should have
done that was Kris.
I've never in the past had to be
invited to our Christmas card.
>> KRIS: I think what you have
to realize is we had the
opportunity to work with this
really great photographer.
He said, "Why don't we just do
no kids and all girls?"
>> BRUCE: But then it's not
a Christmas card.
>> KRIS: It's just kind of the
way that it was evolving.
It wasn't a diss on you or
anybody else.
I just want you to know that
I'm really sorry, and I want
you to be in the Christmas card
if you want to be in
the Christmas card.
>> BRUCE: I appreciate you
telling me that; kind of what
went down.
I'm in.
>> KRIS: I'm really glad that
Bruce and I are able to
communicate, and that's why
we're gonna have an amazing
relationship.
We're best friends.
>> BRUCE: So what's our theme?
>> KRIS: It's nothing
traditional.
It's wild, with wild clothes,
crazy hair.
>> BRUCE: My hair's long
enough now.
I can go crazy hair.
>> KRIS: Awesome.
>> BRUCE: Out and everything.
It'd be great.
>> KRIS: All right, you do that.
>> BRUCE: Yeah.
>> KRIS: Get your hairbrush out.
>> BRUCE: Yeah.
>> KRIS: And come on over to the
Christmas card shoot, okay?
>> BRUCE: Good. I'll be there.
>> KRIS: The more the merrier.
>> BRUCE: Merry Christmas.
Ho-ho-ho.
>> JOHNNY WUJEK: Hey, hot stuff.
>> KIM: How are you?
>> JOHNNY: We got some
bangin' looks.
It's kind of like this kind of
'60s glam.
Just super chic.
>> KIM: We're at our wardrobe
fitting for our Christmas card
shoot with Johnny Wujek, who is
Katy Perry's stylist.
I love that.
>> JOHNNY: This is amazing.
>> KIM: He is super creative,
and I am so excited to see
all of these clothes.
>> JOHNNY: Hey, D.
>> DAVID: Hey, guy. Hey.
>> KRIS: Hey!
>> DAVID: Hey. Good.
How you doing?
>> KIM: Good.
>> JOHNNY: This is pretty sexy,
hot ***.
>> DAVID: I like it.
>> JOHNNY: Love it.
Everybody, look here.
>> KIM: The clothes are, like,
outrageous.
The whole theme just is so
perfect for what we want to do,
and kind of step outside
the box.
Love it.
>> DAVID: This is exactly
what I wanted.
Still, seeing you blonde, it's
really hard to get used to.
>> KIM: I know.
It's weird for me.
I only look good when I have
makeup on with blonde hair.
>> DAVID: Can we spray it black
for the shoot?
>> KIM: No, I kind of want
blonde hair.
>> DAVID: I'm thinking we'll go
with the classic black-haired
beauty 'cause you're gonna go
black eventually.
I know that 'cause I'm psychic.
>> KIM: But not for a while.
I'm gonna stick this one
through.
I'm gonna get a spray tan
the night before, and I'm gonna
be a golden goddess.
>> JOHNNY: You're killing him
right now.
>> KENDALL: Hey, Dad.
>> DAVID: I'm so glad you're
doing this.
>> BRUCE: Yeah. They finally
let me in.
It was a battle, but I got in.
>> DAVID: Bruce, I'm really
good with that.
Can you put your arms out
to the side?
>> BRUCE: You're still 17, guys.
>> KENDALL: Only for three days,
Dad.
>> KYLIE: I wish I had all these
dresses in my closet.
>> DAVID: High heels are dope
with that shoe.
>> JOHNNY: Yeah.
>> DAVID: That's the one.
Wait-- did your hair go
lighter, too?
>> KHLOE: My hair's been light.
Everyone just jumped on
my bandwagon.
>> JOHNNY: Yeah.
(David laughs)
This is bangin', though
>> DAVID: Oh, my God.
Turn around.
Jesus.
>> KIM: Kourtney's sick right
now, so she, we're pulling
for her, so we pulled,
like, the lace
pieces, all the glam.
And she's the easiest,
clothes-wise.
Um, the kids.
My understanding was just the
two kids were gonna come
at the end.
>> JOHNNY: Yeah.
>> KIM: And get in a couple
shots?
>> DAVID: I wasn't told...
I don't know anything
about kids.
>> JOHNNY: Yeah, the little, um,
Kourtney's kids.
>> DAVID: Nobody told me.
But there's, like, fire and
all kind...
We talked about that
at the meeting,
Like, I mean, kids is just...
There can't be kids
running around.
Like, seriously, there's glass.
>> KIM: I think she was gonna,
like, just try at the end, have
them brought in.
>> DAVID: In the group photo?
>> KIM: I think so.
>> DAVID: It's not gonna work.
>> MAN: Have you guys seen how
amazing the set looks?
>> KHLOE: They won't let us see
until...
>> MAN: Oh, you're gonna gag.
>> KHLOE: Really?
>> MAN: It's so unbelievable.
>> KHLOE: Today is the day of
our Christmas card shoot, and
David is insisting that we can't
see the set.
He wants it to be this big
surprise.
Hi!
>> DAVID: How are you?
>> KHLOE: We heard the set is
incredible.
>> KOURTNEY: I just cannot wait
to see the set.
I am going to have the kids come
in towards the end of the photo
shoot, so we can get rid of
anything hazardous or dangerous.
>> KRIS: Kim?
>> KIM: Yes?
>> KRIS: I actually like this.
Somebody flew that headpiece all
the way from Paris.
>> KIM: Yeah, you look like a
Christmas ornament.
>> KRIS: This is... I am a
Christmas ornament.
You can hang me on the tree.
>> KHLOE: He's incredibly
hands-on and has a very specific
vision for hair and makeup.
It's insane.
Only you could wear something
like that, Kourt.
Because you have a small head.
My head is way too big.
That's why I wear wigs on wigs
on wigs.
My butt is shoved in here so
tightly.
How do you look so normal, and I
have to look like this?
>> DAVID: I think you should
have a slit.
>> KRIS: How high do you want
it?
>> DAVID: As high as-as you feel
comfortable.
I mean, I-I would like it...
>> KRIS: What?
>> DAVID: I am really into slit.
Where does it go-- here?
>> JOHNNY: Yeah.
>> DAVID: Here?
>> KRIS: I haven't had this much
action in months.
>> KHLOE: Does anyone think that
it's odd?
>> MAKEUP ARTIST: What?
>> KHLOE: That he thinks my hair
should be bigger?
>> MAKEUP ARTIST: No, it's...
You got to be larger than life.
>> KOURTNEY: Khloe, look at my
hair.
>> KHLOE: Kourtney, did you...
do you see how big my hair is
right now?
>> MAKEUP ARTIST: Have you seen
David LaChapelle's pictures?
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God, you look
so cute!
I can't move my arms.
>> BRUCE: Sorry.
We're not waiting on Kim, are
we?
>> DAVID: Kim's hair is like...
You're giving me nothing.
I want (bleep) sex machine!
It just looks so normal.
>> KIM: Would you rather it out?
>> DAVID: I want to bring it up.
>> KIM: David is really unhappy
with my hair, and I thought it
looked great, but obviously
David knows what he's doing,
and, you know, I just have to
trust his vision.
>> DAVID: Everyone's got these
beautiful hairdos and Kim shows
up with this kind of like...
>> HAIRDRESSER: Yeah, but you
didn't see...
>> DAVID: It's pretty.
You got to do something major.
You got to really (bleep) it up.
>> KHLOE: Where are these
people?
>> DAVID: It needs an edge.
Yeah, here we go.
>> KHLOE: I really can't go down
there, though.
I mean, Gorgerella!
>> BRUCE: Kim, we have a first.
>> KIM: What?
>> BRUCE: Your hair is bigger
than your ***.
(Kim feigns laughter)
>> BRUCE: From the back.
>> MAN: So, we're gonna do the
reveal now.
Is everybody good?
>> KRIS: This is so dramatic.
I love it.
>> KHLOE: I cannot wait to see
what the set is gonna look like.
He is known for his elaborate,
crazy sets.
>> MAN: You guys ready?
In three, two, one.
>> KIM: Oh, my God.
>> KRIS: Oh, my God.
This is amazing!
>> KHLOE: Wow.
This set is insane.
Oh, geez!
>> KRIS: That is amazing!
David LaChapelle has created a
post-apocalyptic, futuristic
world.
It's very pop culture-- the
Olympics, the tabloids.
I am just blown away.
>> KIM: This is so insane.
I can't believe he hand-sketched
and stenciled in all of these
images of us.
It is so intense, and I can't
wait to shoot.
>> DAVID: So, we ready, guys?
Let's get everybody in their
spots.
Kim, on the stairs.
Kris, you're here.
You're gonna be lounging here.
>> KHLOE: Who?
>> DAVID: You, you're like...
>> KHLOE: I can't literally,
like, move in this.
(David laughs)
>> DAVID: Okay, can you lay?
>> KHLOE: How-how do you want me
to lay?
>> DAVID: Basically just like
this.
>> KHLOE: Let me... I could try.
>> KRIS: Kind of like you're
letting her freefall, but
catching her.
(fabric tears)
>> KHLOE: I just ripped.
>> DAVID: That's okay.
>> MASON: Mom!
Mommy?
>> KOURTNEY: Hey!
I am so happy to see my
children.
>> MASON: Mom!
>> KOURTNEY: Hi!
I love looking at our past
Christmas cards, and just seeing
how we grow every year and
change.
It's really important to me to
have my kids in the Christmas
card.
>> DAVID: Look straight at me.
Straight at me.
>> MASON: Mommy?
>> KOURTNEY: What?
>> MASON: I don't like your
hair.
>> KOURTNEY: Thank you.
>> DAVID: They're mostly down
like that, huh?
>> MASON: You're crazy.
(Kourtney laughs)
>> DAVID: Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God, there's children.
>> KOURTNEY: Mason?
>> MASON: Mom!
>> KOURTNEY: Mase, do you want
to come with me to look at your
clothes?
You guys are gonna get dressed.
>> MASON: Uh-huh.
>> WOMAN: Where should I put the
kids?
>> DAVID: I'm not putting kids.
I don't... I don't have a place
to put them.
I don't know... like, I didn't
plan on the... the kids being
shot, I didn't make it for the
set.
I'm really scared of toddlers
being here.
>> KOURTNEY: Okay, it's a
Christmas card.
If we want this to be our
Christmas card, then I think we
want them in the shoot, 'cause I
think that's what people care to
look at is, like, the kids over
the years.
>> DAVID: I get that, I just
didn't baby-proof the set.
Like, I'm a, I'm a safety freak.
>> KOURTNEY: David LaChapelle is
still worried about the safety
issues but I feel, like,
everything will be perfectly
safe for them, and so I feel
really comfortable with having
them in the shoot.
>> DAVID: There's glass.
>> KOURTNEY: The glass is
nowhere around here.
>> DAVID: I'm just not
comfortable...
>> KOURTNEY: Penelope I would be
holding.
Mason could even be sitting next
to Khloe.
I think we should do a--
if you're okay with it--
couple shots with them in it.
I promise they'll be fine.
>> DAVID: Okay.
>> KOURTNEY: They're not gonna
start running around.
Could we just not have the fire
on while they're in here?
>> DAVID: Okay, I don't want to,
like, ruin the Christmas card.
I don't want to be the Grinch
that stole Christmas.
>> KOURTNEY: You are.
I'm just kidding.
Let's just do a couple shots,
and see how it goes.
>> DAVID: You guys are really
used to getting your own way,
aren't you?
>> KOURTNEY: No!
>> DAVID: One's a toddler,
right?
>> KOURTNEY: Mason, he's almost
four-- here he is.
He's the most handsome boy in
the world.
>> KHLOE: Come here, you're
gonna have to be...
>> KOURTNEY: Hello!
>> KHLOE: Come here.
>> DAVID: Oh, my God.
He's in a tux.
>> KHLOE: Here, why don't you
sit right here?
>> MASON: Mousey, mousey.
>> KHLOE: That's not real.
>> DAVID: Ready, guys?
Here we go.
Lights.
We'll start right here.
Energy! Here we go.
Beautiful, right here.
Good.
Just go for it.
Hold it, please.
A little more light on Kylie.
Good, beautiful.
Look for those lights.
Long neck!
Beautiful! Right there.
Don't move!
>> KIM: When David LaChapelle
says that he wants this photo
shoot to be an experience,
he was not lying.
>> DAVID: Face toward me, Bruce!
Bruce! There, there, there, no,
no, there!
>> KIM: It is so crazy, there is
so much going on.
>> DAVID: Look at the light.
Yes, good!
Mason, look over here.
Look at your mom.
Beautiful.
Wow.
>> KOURTNEY: This is truly a
once in a lifetime experience.
And to do this with my kids, I
really couldn't imagine it any
other way.
(Penelope crying)
>> KOURTNEY: She doesn't like
the headband.
>> DAVID: Right here.
Beautiful.
>> KRIS: It's such an amazing
day today.
It's been the best experience
all the way around.
And the icing on the cake is
that Bruce is here, so I cannot
wait to see the finished photo.
It's a wrap!
(Kris whooping)
>> DAVID: Thank you.
>> KOURTNEY: Thank you so much.
It's gonna be amazing.
The Christmas card grows two
sizes at the end.
>> DAVID: I don't want to be...
>> KHLOE: Oh!
Boop.
Oh! This is so heavy.
>> KOURTNEY: That doesn't go on
this tree, actually.
>> KIM: That shoot was so much
fun.
>> KHLOE: I had so much fun.
It was doing something out of
the box, Chapelle was
phenomenal, just the whole,
like...
>> KIM: Amazing.
>> KOURTNEY: What an experience.
>> KHLOE: Yes! I was
just searching for that word.
>> KOURTNEY: You were searching
high and low.
>> KHLOE: High and low.
>> KIM: You guys were the ones
that were so crazy about the
Christmas card.
I knew it was gonna turn out
amazing.
>> KHLOE: Shh! Kim!
>> KIM: Stop!
>> KHLOE: We're controlling, and
you are, too.
But, you know, being a little
controlling-- ooh-- never hurt
anyone.
I feel really blessed that we
all love and cherish traditions
like this.
>> KOURTNEY: And we hope that
everyone has a merry Christmas
and happy holidays.
>> KIM: Now, the moment
everyone's been waiting for--
here's our Christmas card 2013.
>> KHLOE: Merry Christmas!
Are you leaving me, too?
Coming soon on Keeping Up with
the Kardashians...
This is gonna be Kanye's music
studio.
>> SCOTT: I got to learn to rap.
>> KHLOE: It won't be ready till
they say about June.
That's a year!
>> KRIS: Kim has been doing her
makeup in my bathroom for about
three hours.
>> KIM: Hi, it's Kim Kardashian.
>> KRIS: Hi, it's Kris Jenner,
and I want to talk to somebody
really loud because my
daughter's taking all of her
calls here like this is her
office...
We're better as friends
than we are the other way.
>> KENDALL: So then why are you
still married?
>> KRIS: Our feelings are our
feelings.
(people yelling)
>> WOMAN: Khloe!
>> PAPARAZZO: Did you do this to
Lamar?
>> KHLOE: I've been in hiding
because I'm afraid of people.
I have major anxiety.
I have to move on with my life,
and that means changing a lot.
>> BRODY: How is Lamar?
Poor guy.
Poor you.
>> LAMAR: I would do anything to
get accepted back by you guys.
You guys are all I got.
>> KIM: We are a ride or die
family-- no matter what happens,
we're always here to support
you.
(people yelling)
We can't control other people.
All we can control is ourselves.
>> KHLOE: Family united.
I agree.
Let it out, sister.
>> SCOTT: She's bringing sexy
back.
>> KRIS: Our family has never
been stronger.
And nothing will tear us apart.
(all gasping)
(all cheering, whooping)
>> KRIS: We're having a wedding,
everybody!