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>> S.T.S: Is this thing on?
Mmhm I guess it is.
Hello, software engineers. It is I, S.T.S., the Super Terrible Software Guy
I have kidnapped Lana here.
And with Sarah "conveniently sick," you have no one to turn to for academic advice, meaning
you have no clue what class to take, co-ops, whatever. No clue. And with the semester switch
happening [evil laugh], you guys are screwed.
That means you'll be at college forever. Even longer then I was.
That also means you'll be eating at Gracie's every single day of your lives.
>> Lana: That sucks, that really sucks.
>> S.T.S: Shush, you're supposed to be kidnapped. It sucks for you, you're the hostage that
>> Lana: He, he's mad!
>> S.T.S: Shut up!
>> Lana: Don't, don't do what he says, he actually likes Gracie's!
Where was I? Oh right.
Gracie's
You'll be eating there every day of your lives. No meal options, no all-debit. Just Gracie's.
And, to top it all off: I broke the Belgian waffle makers.
[evil laugh]
Sucks to be you.
Anyways, I have taken both the academic advisers to a safe place where you will never find them.
I would strongly suggest that you don't follow me unless you want a BOO-boo.
Me and my GANg will mess up your day if you follow me.
It won't be EASy trailing me, so just forget it.
I'm like a cat ninja.
I do drink milk out of a saucer.
And if you want to get in the MIDDLE of my scheme the LIBRARY, oh
[censored expletitive].
[Intermission]
Anyways, um, you'll never catch me. Have fun failling at semesters.
[Evil Laugh]
[Ominous Music]