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Jared: Hi, there, I, um, I think
today's date is July 20th,
but I'll consider this a recording for July 19th,
considering I, uh,
I haven't gone through the events of,
uh, July 20th.
My speech with be b— will be a little slow,
both because, I, uh,
because I'm tired,
plain and simple,
and also because, uh,
Taric has been,
uh, so kind as to close caption a lot of my videos,
and, um,
going through them,
just going through them, uh, my grammar,
it's flawed.
Flawed at best,
and my mannerisms are irksome,
to put it mildly,
so now I'm thinking about everything I say,
and I'm think about how I can phrase it f—
to the most grammatic correctness. (sigh)
I did say I'm borderline insane, didn't I?
But there's not—
not much as gone on in the past two days.
I think it's been two days since I've made a journal entry,
not much that I can speak of. (yawns)
Although, just recently,
somehow, there's a guy who got my number,
(knocks table) and he would love for me to have sex with him,
and he wants to pay me $200.
Just…
no.
No!
(chuckling derisively): No!
Even though $200 is about ⅔ of my average paycheck,
no! (chuckles derisively)
no! (chuckles derisively) (knocks table)
(chair squeaking) Man, it's just silly. (inhales) (exhales)
Man, it's just silly. (inhales) (exhales)
It's creepy, disconcerting, and
no! (chuckles) (chair creaking)
It's probably the most interesting thing to happen to me—
to happen to me within the past coupe of hours,
but ya' know,
I'm just making friends, working, working out.
I didn't workout today, though.
Today, I decided to give myself a break,
'cuz my shoulders and my chest are extremely sore,
(sighs) but other than that, I've been doing pretty well.
I'm makin' it through.
My room is getting slightly dirty, slightly.
You can see there's something on the counter,
and my bed is completely made.
(sighs) I know. I know.
You're average teenage boy h—,
his room is in a complete mess.
I think that's all I can fit into this, and—
and not make it too mundane.
and not make it too mundane. (Android phone): Droid
Jared: Jared Fiske, signing off. (chair creeks) Captions by Taric Alani. http://www.youtube.com/user/Taric25
Captions by Taric Alani. http://www.youtube.com/user/Taric25