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You're carrying him around
What the hell are you doing?
I'm carrying you
wait wait wait
You're our chieftain
Go away, now I'm carrying him xD
Could you stop carrying me around
Come on Jens, we're gonna take a bath
Come on, we're gonna take a bath
We're gonna drown him?
Where is he, where did he go?
There he is
This isn't gonna end well for me
Ok, we better push him up so he doesn't drown
Stop falling back in
I did some weird CPU auto-detect thing, it's black now
Oh and now it's not even loading
You just did what we were doing in the Egypt campaign Markus
When we were swimming in the shallow water and I was riding you
No!
He respawned over there
Oh no!
Oh good, he's swimming
Yeah, but he's not on the surface
Hey check it out.. no.. no
I'm riding him
You too do it, so I can get a shot of it
What are you doing?! xD
I'm gonna push him up
Yeah, do that
That looked so weird
Let me down
A little bit to the left
Stop picking him up
I can't
There are "secrets", there's a lot of "secrets" in this game
On the other side of this lake is one of them
I think there's another one if you dive down here
You're gonna drown
We don't have infinite oxygen, just so you know
I'm so far down I'm gonna die
Yeah, what did you expect?
I told you there was one secret. I said you didn't infinite oxygen
25, 10
There goes one extra life
There's a second pistol over there
Wait, equip the pistols again
Croteam's been sloppy. You're holding them in a weird way
You're not holding the trigger, instead you have your fingers inside the revolver
So I'll just need to run?
And shoot, yeah
OMG he's ugly!!!
There's Kamikazes, look out!
Oh, where did you come from?
Jens! You're running ahead! You have all baddies in the world after you!!!
Running ahead! Jeez!!
You told me to rush
You're wasting our extra lives!
You're gonna die!
I think there's a "secret" up here
Jens, come back!
Stop having them all to spawn on you!
Jens, stop running ahead by yourself. We're a team
I respawned over here
You guys told me to rush
Well no, not exactly rush
He's scary
Somebody's shooting me from the tree tops
Yeah, this guy's shooting homing peas of death
Don't go into the temple yet
I think there's a "secret" over here somewhere
When we've killed all baddies I'll show you
I've got 5 hp
I had a feeling we'd need 30 extra lives
There's nothing up that hill by the way
Up there? Ok right
Markus wait wait wait wait
Don't make the same misstake as Jens
What misstake? You told me to rush
You rushed ahead like 50 meters
And you kept going even when all the baddies in world were after you
Yeah, call me "awesome"
Hey Markus, wait wait wait
NO! no no no
Easy! Just shoot them with the pistols
Another one
Don't run ahead Jens
They're coming after me
I don't like how they're running after us, yelling
I'll save some ammo for... oh sniper
Up there, a Scorpion
Get the shoes, they give you super speed
I found a flamethrower
Look out for kamikaz... oh ***
So far, Jens is the only casualty
Like 3 times
Yeah, all 3 times
Jens, where are you?!
He's in the temple
You're in the temple!?
Jens, don't run ahead FFS!
I'll wait for you I'll wait for you I'll wait for you I'll wait for you! no no no no!
I don't wanna go down there I don't wanna go down there :'(
Flamethrower
You're like 50 meters from me, come here!
I rushed past everything xD
Yeah and what do you think happens then? T_T
I don't know!
You die plenty
You don't feel like thinking about it, am I right?
nope
What're you doing over there?
I'm trying not to fall
We'll just sit here
Yeah, I don't feel like getting down there anyway. This is entertaining
You got some popcorn Markus?
huh?
You could just take your time to get some popcorn out and enjoy the show
Yeah, sure
Nevermind, it's over anyway
Don't waste rockets
Ouchies
He deserves a rocket to the face
I died xD
Zumb'ul is his name apparently
You've wasted 4 extra lives now
I won't try to die again
Are you saying that you've been trying to die?
He seems to be glitched
He's my friend
Wait, I wanna bring him with me
Yeah, I've fought against five of those
Wait, he came back to life and died again :(
Be careful Jens, there's traps everywhere
And don't die
Don't die? That's too much to ask from Jens
You told me it was a good weapon!
We're not even gonna make it through the first level!
Oh, those things
You can't see it, but I'm facepalming T_T
Wait, what's in here?
I don't *** know
Oh, a "secret"
Wait, I think we need to spell "Mental" here
Where are you?
We're gonna spell "Mental"
Wait, where's N and where's E?
There
You don't have to shoot a rocket
Stop wasting ammo
Is that N?
Yeah, it is
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Just bounce over
Wait, what?
Did it close? No it didn't, good
Look up! LOOK UP! Come back here quick!!!
That thing kept going down everytime we hit the wrong letter
I just wanted to test it xD
Suicidal prick
What the hell is that?
HP
Shooting it does nothing
I found out that I suck at this part
Look up, you'll see where they end
Someone pushed me o_o
I thought it was over >_<
I see where it's over
There's a big lava guy here!
Ok I'm gonna die now, sorry guys
I'm not past these things yet :(
Now I am! At last! :D
Please come in here and help me!
Nope
YES!
Just picking up some armor
Ok, I'm coming
Oh, double shotgun
We've got 2 extra lives left