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MAKING OUT WITH A GEISHA?
OKAY, WE WERE NOT MAKING OUT.
SHE WAS KISSING ME.
A-AND FOR THE RECORD, SHE WASN'T A GEISHA -- SHE WAS A HOSTESS.
THE DIFFERENCE BEING...?
OKAY. POINT TAKEN.
BUT I WAS UNDERCOVER, AND I DID GET US A LEAD.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE APPRECIATED
WAS A PHONE CALL ABOUT THIS LEAD SOMEWHERE AROUND 10:00,
RIGHT.
AND I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE THAT PHONE CALL,
AND THAT'S WHEN THE NINJAS ATTACKED.
YOU'VE GOT AN EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU?
OKAY, I'M GETTING THE FEELING
THAT THIS IS ABOUT MORE THAN ME NOT CALLING.
WELL... W-WAS IT THAT BAD?
OH.
WELL, DID SHE GO ON ABOUT CAMEL TREKS AND YACHT RACES?
OR...DID YOU HAVE A FIGHT WITH THE GODDESS?
MNH-MNH. NO. WORSE.
CARLY WAS BORING.
BORING?
YEAH. ALL SHE DID WAS COMPLAIN ABOUT HER HUSBAND,
SAYING, NOW THAT SHE WAS MARRIED,
THERE'S NO ROMANCE IN HER LIFE.
IT'S JUST AN ENDLESS ROUTINE OF SAMENESS.
SO YOUR FABULOUS FRIEND...
AH.
I MEAN, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN TO US, IS IT?
YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE.
MARRIAGE ISN'T GONNA CHANGE US, RIGHT?
WE'RE NOT GONNA BECOME ONE OF THOSE COUPLES
THAT GO TO THE SAME TWO RESTAURANTS
AND ONLY HAVE SEX ON NATIONAL HOLIDAYS?
[ SCOFFS ]
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
'CAUSE THAT PLACE THAT YOU WERE AT TONIGHT,
IT WAS FILLED WITH MARRIED MEN THAT ARE BORED WITH THEIR WIVES.
I DON'T EVER WANT TO BE BORED WITH YOU,
AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE BORED WITH ME, EITHER.
OKAY.
WELL, THEN, LET'S, UM, PUT IT INTO OUR VOWS.
A PROMISE TO EACH OTHER THAT, EVEN THOUGH WE'RE MARRIED,
IT DOESN'T MEAN THERE IS NO MORE ROMANCE.
AND WE WILL NEVER, EVER BE BORING.
OKAY, DEAL.
DOES THIS MEAN YOU FORGIVE ME FOR NOT CALLING?
MNH-MNH. NOT YET.
WELL...
...HOW ABOUT NOW?
MM...GETTING THERE.