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>> Hello, and welcome back, Internet people. My name is Ryan. We're playing Skyrim.
>> Ah, there are you. >> Hello. You wanted to see me?
>> I did. Your time it seems has come.
>> What do you mean?
>> Last week, a scholar came to us. Said he knew where we could find another fragment
of Wuuthrad. He seemed a fool to me, but if he's right the honour of the Companions demands
that we seek it out.
>> What does this have to do with me?
>> This is a simple errand, but the time is right for it to be your trial. Carry yourself
with honour and you'll become a true Companion. Farkas will be your shield sibling on this
venture, whelp. He'll answer any questions you have. Try not to disappoint, or to get
him killed.
>> I can do that. Farkas.
>> I hope you've readied yourself.
>> You're going to be my shield brother, I presume?
>> So I'm told. Let's see if you impress.
>> OK. Who was the scholar?
>> A smart man came and told us about a blade piece. Skjor thinks you should find it, and
I'm supposed to watch you.
>> OK. Why did he call this my trial?
>> I watch you to make sure you're honourable. If you are honourable and strong then I can
call you brother.
>> OK. And then what is Wuuthrad?
>> Ysgramor was the hero that started the Companions. Wuuthrad was his weapon. He came
from the ancient homeland and killed all the elves. But not all of them, because some of
them are still here.
>> OK. Well I'll meet you at Dustman's Cairn I guess.
>> Don't delay, shield brother. >> I will not.
I'll get going right away.
Remember ages ago in Riverwood someone asked me to come over here and kill a bandit?
Well I'm going to do that finally.
Even though it's been days and the bandit's probably not even here anymore.
Hey, guys.
How's it going down there?
>> Ha! Like a bite of a- Ooph!
>> Like a bite of a what? Huh?
Like a bite of a what?
Oh god. These salmon are floppy and in the way.
So he's actually inside, then?
This is interesting.
[distant talking]
I hear someone.
>> Over here! >> Oh, hello.
I'll just set the both of you on fire
and my problems are over.
What do they got in here?
Nice little side room with a quick exit.
Quick one way exit. Beautiful.
Well then, I'm not going to worry about returning for the bounty just yet.
I must prove my honour and get that shard.
This is an interesting place.
Hi.
Glad you showed up.
>> Looks like someone's been digging here, and recently.
Tread lightly.
>> I will.
Oh, you really shouldn't walk in when I'm shooting fire at stuff.
Is that all of them? Looks like all of them.
I think we'll be OK.
How do we get through this place, though?
Is there an opening, or a...?
OK.
Oh, spiders. There's going to be *** spiders in here.
Not a huge fan of those, as you might imagine.
They give me heebies and jeebies.
The both of them together.
How does this gate open?
Probably this giant lever.
>> Now look what you've gotten yourself into.
No worries, just sit tight. I'll find a release.
What was that?
>> It's time to die, dog. We knew you'd be coming here.
Your mistake, Companion.
>> Which one is that?
>> Doesn't matter. He wears that armour, he dies.
>> Killing you will make for an excellent story.
>> I got to *** get out of here.
>> None of you will be alive to tell it.
>> What?
Oh, what the hell just happened? Oh, that's weird.
Excuse me.
I would really appreciate being told about things like that.
>> I hope I didn't scare you.
>> You got to tell me about things like this.
>> It's a blessing given to some of us. We can be like wild beasts, fearsome.
>> Are you going to make me a werewolf?
>> Oh, no. Only the circle have the beast blood. Prove your honour to be a Companion.
Eyes on the prey, not the horizon. We should keep moving. Still the draugr to worry about.
>> OK.
Hi.
I just need to hide back here for a moment. Not feeling too good. I'll just let you deal
with them
and rather successfully too. You're so good. You're becoming my favourite.
Oh, look at all of these dead bodies that I can loot.
It's like Christmas. Bloody, bloody, Christmas.
The best kind of Christmas. Um.
Hi.
>> Die, damn you. >> Victory-!
>> While I'm at it I better make sure I bake all of the draugr.
Oh.
Beautiful.
It's really, really dingy in here.
>> Is someone there?
>> Maybe. Who wants to know?
>> What was that? >> Ha! Found you!
>> These guys are not
as good at killing things as they would like us to believe.
We're mowing these guys down, the two of us. That looks like a button that I don't want
to stand on.
>> What was that? >> Oh, hello.
>> I'll try and make this quick! >> Don't shoot me.
Oh, I acidentally set the chest on fire. That's awful. I feel bad about that. That poor chest.
That poor, sad chest.
Hello.
>> This should be good.
>> This is weird. This place is strange.
I don't know how I feel about it.
Oh, look at this. There's tons of you guys.
I'm helping!
>> Get out while you still can!
>> I love fire.
I feel like we're getting very close.
Very close, indeed.
Hi.
How are you?
Toasty?
That's wonderful.
Oh, *** me.
*** me
right in the ***.
Like, not literally.
Virtually.
Is this it?
This must be it.
[chanting]
Oh, I don't like the things that are happening right now.
It's more of those words.
>> We need to get back to Jorrvaskr. Alright then.
>> Oh Christ. Why?
Why? I just got the thing.
Are they angry that we're stealing their thing?
That must be it. I would probably be angry too.
Oh, I bet there's a quick way to get out up here.
There always is.
Quick way? Hello, quick way?
Oh, there we go. You just gave us a way out of here
and for that I am eternally grateful.
You know what? I think we're going to have to make that an episode, now, Internet people.
Thanks for watching?
Oh, the entrance. See you next time.
That's a nose door.