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(Tarzan noises) Toddammit Katy Perry!
Your tribal ****t is not fooling anyone. You're not Tarzan.
Today I got inspired
to review Katy Perry's new video 'Roar' that she released over the weekend
I think, I don't know, I decided to wait and watch it here with you
we'll see if I can work this, it's my roommates and technology and I we're NOT
oil and water but we're not salt and pepper either.
We're not salt and pepper...I don't even know what that means. I'm gonna start up
Katy Perry's 'Roar' and we'll figure out together
what we think or at least you'll hear what I think. Xbox
Bing, YouTube. I love that they make it us use Bing
Give me a second I've gotta actually find the video. And searching with one of these
is gonna be a B*TCH! Anyday now YouTube
One day they'll have voice activated search and you won't have to scroll through. Probably by then we'll have like
thought connected YouTube.
(yell) Roar official music video. We're getting there.
Probably should have done this beforehand. This isn't it.
Some ad, gotta love advertisements they pay us.
One day I wanna get paid for this. (GRRRR) (SCRATCH)
Is this LOST? Her plane crashed...She looks really #$#%ing confused
Hey Girl!
Distracted by your Nokia phone.
Xbox...no. Stop. Uggggh. We're starting up again.
(RAWWWR) (SCRATCH) Lost happened.
Plane crash, don't want an ad in the bottom corner.
I love ads they pay for sh*t . Nice Nokia product placement there.
nighttime, mosquitoes they could be in Florida.
Spray some bug spray on. OOH a tiger just attacked.
that's exciting! RUN KATY! (Tiger noises) Oh my god! It's like she has my headband
but the leopard version around her neck; mine's cooler though.
Oooo. An alligator, they're definitely in Florida. The itsy-bitsy spider crawled out the
water spout. Is this the eye of the tiger?
Is this the eye of an owl? What are all the hand motions?
I don't even know. The monkey has good taste in shoes.
She's resourceful she can turn her Manolo
into a spear. That's impressive.
The urge to herbal with an elephant. Hey Dumbo. Is that your trunk or are you just happy to see me?
You've got the eye of the tiger but the roar of a lion?
Hey gurrrl. Your weave looks great here.
So relaxed; you got that Keratin get relaxer?
It's BRAVE of you to make a video about roaring. I feel like you should have
done a collaboration with Sara Bareilles on this one. (sings oh, oh, oh, ooooh, ROOOOAR)
Katy Perry just let her *** out, what was that about?
Oh, it's 'Kitty Purry' meow meow. More Nokia product placement.
take great pictures in the jungle with all your animal friends.
Pomegranates make great lip stick. So soft...
Katy Perry why you so blurry?
That was...fun... So Katy Perry let her *** out.
she's all about roaring, painting elephant's
toenails, taking the Chiquita Banana look to to a whole new
level all and all I'd give this video a half face-palm.
it wasn't horrible it wasn't *** and she didn't twerk in it.
It wasn't so much the things she did that were great it was the things that
she didn't do.
do that are currently trendy. So thank you Katy Perry for not following the twerk trend.
It's nice to see white girls do things that white girls can do like
stand there and look pretty. See you in 3.
Gotta love a good song from Sara Bareilles, she's so original, she doesn't have to sample anyone for her songs it's great!
Oh, now it's Katy Perry, whatever she's alright too.