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Max, thanks for coming in. Good to see you. Have a seat. I just have a couple of questions
for you from your resume. Looks like you have no actual experience. And it says here that
you are applying for the position of CEO and you've written that in crayon. Okay, has a
sense of humor. Well, that could be handy in the Lumber business?
I suppose. Why don't you tell me about your last job and why you left that. Honestly,
sales just was not the right fit for me. I showed up every day. I was there all the time.
I mean, from 9 in the morning until 5 in the afternoon. Meanwhile the big boss shows up
whenever he wants to. He has a secretary, an office, a power stapler and that's when
it hit me.
That's my calling, right there. Boo! CEO. Okay. Is there a hidden camera somewhere?
You do realize we already have a CEO. Harold Williams, our founder, our big boss. And he's
in charge of like everything, right? Yes. That's the job I want. I'm afraid I can't
give you...Okay, what's your best offer?
My best offer? You know, what do you got for me? I mean, something with an office. You
don't seem to understand. Let's say I do your job. I'm not giving you my job. why not? I
want it. I'd be better at it than you. Well, you can't have it. Yes, I can! No, you can't.
Yes, I can! No, you can't! You need to leave my office right now.
I'm not listening to you! Gloria get security in here, please. Yeah Gloria, get Bobby out
of my office. Don't touch the intercom. Stop that! Okay, you just licked my name plate.
It's my name plate now. I called it. Stop that. No.