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>>> WELCOME TO "RED EYE."
LET'S GO TO ANDY LEVY FOR THE
PREGAME REPORT.
WHAT'S COMING UP?
>> OUR TOP STORY, ARE THE
OLYMPICS DESTROYING WOMANHOOD.
MOST PEOPLE SAY NO BUT ONE
COLUMNIST SAYS YES.
>> IS THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN LYING?
I'M GOING TO SAY YES WITHOUT
KNOWING THE DETAILS.
>> WE TELL YOU T STOROR BHIND
RARAYYRRIS' LATESTST HIT, , LYIN
NAKEKEININ T ROAD.
>> THANK YOU.
>> COOL.
>> THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT, COOL?
>> LET'S WELCOME OUR GUEST, SO
HOT SHE CAN BRAND CATTLE WITH
HER THOUGHTS.
WEEKDAYS ON FOX BUSINESS
NETWORK, IMUS IN THE MORNING,
AND SHE SEEMS SO SMART.
>> SHE IS SO SMART SHE CAN
IGNORE THE GOATEE.
>> HE IS SO SMART, THAT
SMARTPHONE IS ASKING FOR
DIRECTIONS.
DOESN'T WORK NOW.
KEVIN WILLIAMSON, AUTHOR OF THE
GREAT BOOK, THE POLITICALLY
INCORRECT GUIDE TO SOCIALISM.
AND IN HAWAII, THE POO-POO
PLATTER, BILL SCHULTZ.
AND RIGHT NEXT TO ME.
COMEDIAN -- AND OUR "NEW YORK
TIMES" CORRESPONDENT.
>> TODAY AM BUD MAN ADDRESS
READERS OR CONCERNS ABOUT THE
HARSH TONE ABOUT LOLO JONES, AND
ANDY LEVY RAISES A COURT PART
WHEREPON HE STATED, QUOTE,
A-A-A-A-A.
POINT PINCH, AN DIRKS YOU OUT.
>> RUNNING OUT OF STUFF.
>> I THINK I WASTED HIM.
>> I THINK YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF
STUFF.
>> ALL THE NEWS THAT FIT TO
PRINT.
>> AT IT TIME FOR PINCH TO TAKE
A VACATION.
>> I COULD USE ONE.
IT'S BEEN 155 YEARS.
>> OKAY.
ER IS THERE BRAUN -- BRAWN ALL
WRONG?
ONE NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST HAS WON
GOLD IN SEXISM SAYING THE
OLYMPICS IS KILLING THE FEMALE
FIGURE.
HE GRIPES ABOUT BRAWNY BODY
TYPES AND SAYS EXTRA POINTS
SHOULD BE GIVEN TO LADY ATHLETES
BASED ON HOW FEMININE THEY LOOK
AND NOTES BROAD SHOULDER ERRED,
FAT CHEST WOMEN ARE TOTALLY
INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM MEN.
THE BLESS BREASTED FLATTENED
INTO STUB AS THEY WERE SEEN AT
MERE HINDERANCE TO SPEED.
AND A BELGIAN TRACK CYCLIST HAVE
HAS BEEN BOOTED AFTER PICTURES
APPEARED SHOWING HIM PASSED OUT
DRUNK.
HE FINISHED 15th IN RACE.
HE SAID, QUOTE, MADE A BIG
MISTAKE, YEAH, YOU DID.
LET'S GOOD TO MIKE McMICKALSON
LIVE IN LONDON.
A REMINDER TO VIEWERS THAT MAY
BE A SMALL SATELLITE DELAY.
MICHAEL, ARE YOU THERE?
[LAUGHTER]
>> I HEAR LONDON.
>> WHAT'S THE LATEST ON THIS
BELGIAN ATHLETE?
[LAUGHTER]
>> DID YOU KNOW THAT JOHN CLAUDE
VAN DAMN D IS FROM BELGIUM.
>> WHAT BEING THE CYCLIST?
HAVE BELGIAN OFFICIALS COMMENTED
AT ALL?
>> GREG, SOME OF YOU SHOULD
KNOW, --
>> MIKE, DID YOU LOOK UP JEAN
CLAUDE VAN DAMME.
>> HE PLAYED THE ROLE --
>> DID YOU DO ANY REPORTING ON
THE OLYMPICS TODAY?
>> THAT'S IT FROM LONDON.
BACK TO YOU GUYS.
>> I'M SORRY.
[LAUGHTER]
>> YOU REALLY DID TAKE NIAGRA
FALLS OUT HERE.
IT'S AMAZING.
>> SHE'S CRYING.
>> OH, MY GOD.
THAT FACE.
>> YOU ARE WEEPING.
>> RUINING THE MAKEUP.
>> YOU LOOK FINE.
>> ADORABLE.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO.
IT'S TALK ABOUT THE ARTICLE IN
THE GREEN ROOM YOU TOLD NOW YOU
AGREED COMPLETELY WITH THIS
CIRCUS MAN.
>> WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN?
AWFUL NAME.
LISTEN, ONLY GIRLS CHANGE -- I'M
GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
FOR YEARS OLYMPICS HAVE BEEN
KNOWN FOR THE STRONGEST LOOKING
CHICKS IN THE WORLD.
WE MAKE FUN OF THE GERM INDIANS
BUT NOW OUR GIRLS ARE GETTING
ENTERING STRONGER AND BOOBLESS.
BUT YOU GOT LOLO JONES, I THINK
THE HOTTER YOU LOOK AS A WOMAN
IN OLYMPICS, THE CHANCE OF YOU
WINNING A GOLD IS SLIM.
>> INTERESTING THEORY.
>> DIANNE, YOU CLAIM TO BE A
WOMAN.
DO THE OLYMPICS CHANGE WOMEN?
>> IT'S THE OLYMPIC GAMES, NOT A
VICTORIA SECRET FASHION SHOW,
AND THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED
THE SPORTS PRACTICE UNLESS YOU
HAVE SOME SERIOUS KNOCKERS, AS
SOON AS YOU PUT ONE ON, THEY
DISAPPEAR.
*** GET IN A WAY, IT'S A
HINDERANCE.
IF YOU'RE RUNNING A RACE THAT'S
CORRECT GET IN THE WAY,
GYMNASTICS.
THE POINT OF A SPORTS BRA IS TO
SECURE THEM AND BASICALLY MAKE
THEM GO AWAY.
>> THAT'S WHY I HAD REDUCTION.
IT KEPT ME OUT OF THE 1992
OLYMPICS.
>> HAD BAB PROBLEMS.
>> AND THE MEN.
DO YOU KNOW HARD TO COME TO WORK
WHEN EVERYBODY IS LOOKING AT
YOU.
>> WE STARTED TAKING YOU
SERIOUSLY AS A JOURNALIST.
>> YEAH ITCH GOT A JOB PROMOTION
OUT OF IT.
>> YOU WENT FROM SERIOUS
KNOCKERS TO SERIOUS JOURNALIST.
>> IT WAS FANTASTIC.
>> YOUR LAST COLUMN?
COME ON.
>> KEVIN, YOU WERE NODDING YOUR
HEAD IN AGREEMENT.
>> NO, I WASN'T ACTUALLY.
I HATE TO BE THE WESTERN
CULTURAL IMPERIALIST HERE BUT
MAYBE THE MIDDLE OF THE ISLAMIST
WORLD ISN'T WHERE YOU LOOK FOR
ATTITUDES FOR WOMEN.
TURKEY, IT'S NEIGHBORS ARE IRAQ
AND HELL.
YOU WANT THEM THEM VEILS?
>> AREN'T RE BOMBARDED -- DISIS
THE WRONG CROWD TO ASK.
>> I'M DISGUSTED BY OUR SEX
LADEN SOCIETY --
>> NOTHING WRONG WITH PUTTING A
PICTURE OF A WOMAN WITH BIG
*** AND CURVES BUT IT'S A
GOOD THING TO HAVE A REMINDER
THAT WOMEN COME PARTICULARLY FOR
GUYS LIKE THIS, THAT WOMEN COME
IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES AND SOME
OF THEM CAN KICK YOUR ***.
>> GOOD POINT.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS BILL
BELGIAN GUY.
ANY ADVICE FOR THIS YOUNG LAD?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE HAS TO PRETEND LIKE IT NEVER
HAPPENED BECAUSE IN HIS MINDED
DID NOT.
THE QUOTE WAS VERY SUCCINCT.
MEANING WHAT'S STILL DRUNK.
>> HE CAME IN 15th.
WOULDN'T YOU GET WAIST IF YOU
WORKED ALL THOSE YEARS AND CAME
IN 15?
>> COMING IN 15th WAS
EXCELLENT FOR HIM.
COMPARED TO THAT HE PEEED
HIMSELF.
I WAS ALL OVER THE FRONT OF HI
JEANS.
>> COULD HAVE BEEN SO --
>> ABC NEWS SHOULD SAY THE AGONY
OF DEFEAT AND SHOW HIM WITH THE
PEE ON HIMSELF.
AND THAT'S URINE.
>> THANK YOU FOR ACTING THAT
OUT.
>> I LIKE --
>> I WANT TO GET KEVIN IN HERE,
TAKE A BREATHER.
ATHLETES ARE VERY LEAN AND WHEN
THEY -- THEY CAN'T DRINK.
IT WOULD BE LIKE ONE OF US GOING
OUT ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AND
PARTICIPATE IN 100-METER DASH.
WE DIE.
IT'S NOT HIS FAULT.
HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRINK.
>> POWER LIFTERS CAN TUCK IT
AWAY.
I THINK THE BELGIANS ARE BIG
ALCOHOLICS BUT THEY'RE NOT.
THEY HAVE A FAIRLY LOW PER
CAPITA BEER CONSUMPTION.
CZECH REPUBLIC, TWICE THE RACE
AS BELL -- BELGIANS.
>> THEY EAT MANAS WITH FRIES.
NOT A LOT OF BEER YOU CANNED ADO
THAT AND IF YOU CONSUME A MEAL
LIKE THAT AND DRINK, THAT'S
COMING OUT OF YOU AGAIN.
>> HE LOOKED LIKE A YOUNG NERDY
DUDE.
WAS HE 19?
>> HE WAS A YOUNG KID.
HE'LL LEARN HOW TO DRIPPING.
>> IS GETTING FALLING DOWN DRUNK
ON THE STREETS OF LONDON
REMARKABLE?
THE CITY HAS TO HAVE THE HIGHEST
RATE OF PUBLIC ALCOHOLISM.
>> THAT IS SO TRUE.
I LIVED THERE I WOULD GET UP IN
THE MORNING AND PLAY HOPSCOTCH
STEPPING OVER THE BODY.
>> I'M A MESS TODAY.
>> WHAT HAVE YOU NOT PRODUCED
YET?
>> GLASS TABLE.
LOOKS LIKE AN AQUARIUM.
>> MAKES NO SENSE.
>> FROM TRACK STAR TO CRACKING
CRIME.
HAVE WE OPENED THE DOOR TO 1984?
IS MICHAEL POLICEMANBERG NEW
YORK'S NANNY?
THEY UNVEILED A 30-FOOT WALL OF
VIDEO MONITORS KNOWN AS THE
DOMAIN AWARENESS SYSTEM.
THE MICROSOFT MADE MACHINE HAS
THOUSANDS OF SURVEILLANCE
CAMERAS COLLECTING AND ANALYZING
INFORMATION.
WITH THE COLLECT OF ONE BUTTON
EVERY LENS CAN FOCUS ON THE
SUSPICIOUS SACK LUNCH YOUR LEFT
ON THE BENCH.
IT'S BEEN IN USE FOR THE LAST
SIX MONTHS, WHICH MAKES ME
WONDER, ARE WE NOT YOUR MOM AND
POP'S POLICE TENT ANYMORE?
>> WE'RE NOT YOUR MOM AND POP'S
POLICE DEPOSIT ANYMORE.
>> BUT ARE WE STILL LEADING THE
PACK AND DIE HAVE THE MAYOR'S
COMMITMENT WE WILL DOWN TO DO
SO?
>> WE'RE LEADING THE PACK.
THAT'S WHAT YOU EXPECT US TO DO,
AND YOU HAVE OUR COMMITMENT
WE'LL CONTINUE TO DO THAT.
>> DOESN'T SEEM LIKE EVEN
DOESN'T HAVE ANY PRIVACY
ANYMORE?
>> YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THAT ON
THE CORGI WATER SPORTS.ORG WEB
SITE.
COMES OUT OF GERMANY.
>> 18 AND OVER.
18 AND OVER.
>> I LOST FIVE MINUTES THERE AND
I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT I WAS
DOING BUT I HAD TO CLOSE OUT 30
WINDOWS.
DO YOU FEEL SAFER OR MORE VIE
LETTED OR BOTH AFTER BLOOMBERG'S
CONFERENCE?
>> DOESN'T LONDON HAVE THE SAME
SYSTEM IN ON THE SUBWAYS OR
TUBES OR WHATEVER THEY DO?
>> I HOPE NOT.
>> I WANT SAVE THIS FOR YOUR
PERFORMANCE LATER AT THE CLUB.
>> IF I COULD HIT YOU.
IF YOU WASN'T THE MONEY MAN HERE
AT FOX --
>> WHERE YOU GET THE IDEA THAT
I'M THE MONEY MAN?
>> YOU'RE THE NEW OREILLY.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
MAKING BIG BUCKS AROUND HERE.
I CAN'T HIT YOU.
>> NOT THAT THE OLD O'REILLY
ISN'T GREAT.
>> GOING TO BE PROFILING FROM
THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME.
>> PROBABLY RIGHT.
>> ALL THOSE MUSLIMS WALKING
AROUND, ZOOM, ZOOM.
GOING TO BE BREAKING PEOPLE'S --
>> TURN INTO A VIDEO GAME.
ZOOM, ZOOM.
>> WERE YOU A LITTLE OR WERE YOU
A LOT.
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE
PRIVACY ARGUMENT WHEN THE
CAMERAS AREN'T IN THE COMFORT OF
YOUR HOME.
THEY'RE ON PUBLIC STREETS.
IF YOU'RE IN THE STREET, WHAT
KIND OF EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY
DO YOU HAVE?
>> GOING TO BE WATCHING,
PROFILING --
>> THEY'RE WATCHING PEOPLE
WALKING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE STREET.
THEY'RE NOT WATCHING YOU IN
UNDER LIVING ROOM.
>> ZOOMING IN ON GIRL'S BUTTS.
THAT'S THAT WARE GOING TO.
DUDES, THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
>> THAT IS DISGUSTING.
I WOULD ZOOM IN ON THE ***.
>> SO MY BUTT IS ON DISPLAY IN A
STREET.
HOW MUCH PRIVACY CAN I EXPECT
IN.
>> KEVIN?
>> DO -- THE NEW YORK CIVIL
LIBERTY UNION -- I'M TRYING TO
ASK A SERIOUS QUESTION.
WHY BOTHER -- CLAIMS THE SYSTEM
HAS NO OVERSIGHT DO YOU AGREE.
>> THE OVERSIGHT COMES FROM A
GUY NAMED MIKE BLOOMBERG.
WASN'T THAT'S A PLOT IN BATMAN?
DO YOU WANT TO GIVE IT TO A GUY
WHO CARES ABOUT HOW BIG YOUR
SLURPEE IS?
>> SHOWED WHERE PEOPLE WERE
INSIDE OF A BUILDING.
>> I REALIZE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY
TALKING POINTS.
>> YOU REALLY CAN READ MY MIND.
LOOK AT HIM.
>> WELL, I THINK LUCAS FOX, IF
HE WERE HERE TODAY, WOULD SAY
THIS IS PROBABLY TOO MUCH POWER
FOR ONE MAN TO HAVE.
FURTHERMORE, IT'S ALSO LIKE
LONDON AND SECOND OF ALL, IT
ONLY HAPPENS IF YOU'RE IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE STREET.
>> I'M GOING TO MAKE TWO POINTS.
SCRUTINIZED SOCIETY IS A SAFER
ONE.
AND WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
PEOPLE VIOLATING OUR RIGHTS.
THE OTHER THING WE CALL THIS
1984 BUT WHO IS GIVING OUT MORE
INFORMATION THAN ANYBODY?
WE DO.
FACEBOOK, TWITTER.
WE WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW EVERY ONE
OF OUR AUTHORITIES AND NOW WE'RE
WORRIED ABOUT PEOPLE LOOKING AT
US?
I'M SORRY, WE LOVE PEOPLE
KNOWING WHAT WE'RING TOO AND
WHERE WE ARE.
>> FOUR.
>> I'M AT A RESTAURANT.
>> SHUTUP.
>> YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HOW TO
TEE EMPLOY SCARCE RESOURCES AND
THINGS WOULD MAKE NEW YORK CITY
SAFER, MAYBE THE CAMERAS ARE NOT
IT.
I LIVED IN BRONX, WHERE HALF OF
THE HOMICIDE --
>> WHY WERE YOU LIVING THERE.
>> A LONG STORY.
SO CAMERAS ARE WATCH
YOU GET MURDERED OR
JANITORIALIZED -- IS THAT A
WORD.
>> IT IS NOW.
>> BE BETTER OFF PUTTING COPS ON
FOOT WALKING AROUND AND
PREVENTING CRIME RATHER THAN
SITTING IN THE STATION WATCHING
YOU COMMIT A CRIME.
>> BUT --
>> MAYBE GIVE THESE PEOPLE IN
OPPORTUNITY.
EVERYBODY HOLD HANDS AND SING.
>> BEAUTIFUL.
>> THE POINT ISN'T NECESSARILY
TO PREVENT CRIME.
EVEN THOUGH IT WOULD DO THAT.
BUT IF THEY GET A CALL FOR
EXAMPLE THAT THERE'S A
SUSPICIOUS TRUCK IN TIMES
SQUARE, THEY CAN PULL IN ON THE
CAMERA.
>> AND WATCH IT EXPLODE.
>> NO.
THEY WATCH IT BEFORE IT
HAPPENED.
BUT THEY COULD SEE EXACTLY WHO
GOT IN THE TRUCK.
>> GEORGE ORWELLIAN OURSELVES.
>> TRACKING DEVICES ON OUR
VEHICLES.
YOU ONLY DRIVE THEM ON PUBLIC
STREETS.
WHY NOT PUT A TRACKING DEVICE ON
EVERYONE'S CAR.
>> YOU DROVE IS HOME.
>> BILL, YOU TOLD ME THAT A
TRACKING DEVICE INSIDE YOU.
TURNED OUT IT LOOKED LIKE A G.I.
JOE.
>> I WAS WORRIED ABOUT SOMEBODY
WAITED FOR ME TO PROCESS THAT.
YOU WOULD NOT LET ME LEAVE THAT
OFFICE.
WE SHOULD PUT 1984 TO BED.
THAT WAS 30 YEARS AGO.
IN 1984 PEOPLE WEREN'T LOOKING
AT CAMERAS LIKE, REMINDS ME OF
195 2.
IF GEORGE ORWELL WAS SUCH A
GENIUS, NEVER MENTIONED CELL
PHONES AND STUFF.
>> OH, I WILL ANIMAL FARM YOU.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS AND
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM.
>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT --
>> COME HERE!
>> SHOULD ONLY AATTRACTIVE
PEOPLE GET TO VOTE?
DIANE DISCUSSES HER NEW BOOK,
HOW TO MAKES HER GREAT GAIN.
>> TOO
>> IT'S ONE PLOT THEY'RE ALLOWED
TO FOLLOW.
DETAINEES OF GUANTANAMO BAY ARE
BIG FANS OF THE FRESH PRINCE.
IT'S THE MOST REQUESTED ITEM,
REPLACING HARRY POTTER, AND
COOPERATIVE CAPTAINS CAN WATCH
THE SHOWS IN THEIR LOCKUPS.
TV AND BOOKS AND OUTDOOR SOCCER
ARE NECESSARY TO KEEP INMATES
CALM.
THEY WANT TO KNOW IF THEY CAN BE
DISTRACTED AND CALM?
>> TAG, YOU'RE IT.
TAG.
>> YOU KNOW, I SAID THIS BEFORE,
BILL, AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN.
EVERY SINCE OBAMA CAME OUT IN
FAVOR OF GAY MAJOR, THIS STUFF
IS HAPPENING.
>> YOU'RE ANTIAND I AM PRO.
>> I AM PRO BUT ANTITHAT.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS AFTER GAY
MARRIAGE.
>> I ENJOYED THE MUTTERING UNDER
HIS BREATH, SOMETHING IS WRONG.
>> IT'S RIDICULOUS.
>> IT'S A SMART ANIMAL.
>> IT PROVES WHAT I ALREADY
KNEW.
YOU CAN REALLY HATE AMERICA AND
STILL LOVE WILL SMITH.
IT'S TRUE.
YOU CAN BOMB THIS PLACE.
BUT IF WILL SMITH IS THERE DO IT
NEXT WEEK.
>> KEVIN, CAN THE FRESH PRINCE
MAKE THEM LOVE US?
>> ACTUALLY I THINK AS MORE
AMERICAN POPULAR CULTURE GETS
THERE -- HOW GOOD DOES LIFE LOOK
COMPARED TO KANDAHAR.
THEY USED TO JOKE IT WAS DALLAS
THAT WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR ENDING
THE COLD WAR BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE
LIKE, DAMN, I AMERICANS LIVE
WELL.
>> BUT PROBABLY WATCHED,
AMERICAN?
THIS IS A FANTASY, WATCHING
FRESH PRINCE.
>> HE TELLS THE WHOLE STORE.
HE TELLS THE TRANSITION FROM
BEING BROKE TO RICH.
AND EVERYBODY WANT A RICH UNCLE
PHIL TO GET THEM OUT THE GHETTO.
>> DO YOU WANT TO FINISH UP THE
VERSE?
>> BORN TO --
♪
♪ MAKING TROUBLE IN THE
NEIGHBORHOOD,.
♪
>> SHOWING HER SINGING.
>> IF ANYTHING
♪
>> I AM SO SORRY I ASKED THAT
QUESTION.
>> NOW MUSLIMS LOVE THE SHOW.
>> YES.
>> DOESN'T EVERYBODY KNOW ALL
THE WORDS TO THAT?
>> THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE.
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY OUR
CAMERAMAN WAS ONLY SHOWING YOU
AND NOT YOU.
>> IT WAS DUET.
>> I WOULD BLACKEN IT UP.
>> I THREW SOME OF THESE OUT
THERE.
>> IS THAT THE NEW MOVE?
>> THAT'S OLD.
>> I'M NOT SURE IF THERE'S ANY
POINT TO ASKING ANY QUESTIONS
FOR THIS SEGMENT.
>> YES.
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO DEEJAY
JAZZY.
>> HE IS IN GIZMO.
>> I DON'T GET THIS.
I THOUGHT GIZMO WAS A REALLY
SCARE WHERE PLACE WHERE THE U.S.
GOES JACK BATTLE ON YOU, AND
THEY'RE READING HARRY POTTER
BOOKS AND WATCHING FRESH PRINCE
OF BELAIR.
>> WE TAUGHT THEM TO TORTURE
THEMSELVES.
>> THEY'RE HANDING OUT CAPRIS.
>> I WANDERER WHAT THE TALIBAN
SHOWS THEIR PRISONERS.
>> AND I WONDER IF THEIR
PRISONERS ENJOY IT.
NOT THE WAY THEY DO.
WE TURNED GTMO INTO A RESORT.
>> IT SHOULD BE.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> WELL, THAT'S FILTERED OUT.
>> AND TEST PATTERN.
>> GOING TO TAKE A BREAK NOW.
>> DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT ON THE
SHOW?
E-MAIL US.
AND VOICE MONEY THE DIRECT LINE.
STILL TO COME, TV'S AN DELEVY.
TIRE OF HIM.
>>> WELCOME BACK, LET'S FIND
OUT IF WE HAVE ANYTHING WRONG
SO FAR.
HI, ANDY.
>> HI, GREG, HOW ARE YOU?
>> THANKS A LOT.
>> THAT WAS SOMETHING.
>> YES, IT WAS.
>> I HATE TO BRING IT DOWN,
BUT THAT'S WHAT I DO.
>> THAT IS WHAT YOU DO.
>> I KNOW.
>> BUT, YOU ARE NUMBER ONE IN
BRINGING THINGS DOWN.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> OLYMPICS, SHERROD, YOU SAID
WE DON'T WANT A BOOBLESS SAW
SOCIETY WHICH WAS A JOKE.
>> YES, A JOKE.
>> IF I MAY BE SERIOUS FOR A
SECOND, MOST WOMEN DON'T LOOK
LIKE OLYMPIC ATHLETES THE SAME
WAY MOST MEN DON'T LOOK LIKE
OLYMPIC ATHLETES.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS PROBLEM
IS HERE.
THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK
LIKE THE REST OF US.
>> THIS DUDE IS SOMEWHERE IN
TURKEY WITH TIGHT JEANS AND A
SHIRT AND BELT AND GOD AWFUL.
HE IS A HATER, AND HE WANTS TO
SEE WOMEN THE WAY HE WANTS
TO.
WOMEN CAN MAKE THEIR OWN
CHOICES.
IF THEY WANT TO DO PUSH UPS
AND NOT HAVE ***, LET THEM
DO IT.
YOU CAN FIND THE ONES YOU LIKE
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>> EXACTLY.
SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE.
>> IT TAKES A VILLAGE.
>> EXCEPT ME.
KEVIN, YOU SAID MAYBE WE
SHOULDN'T LOOK TO THE ISLAMIC
WORLD TO OUR VIEWS ON
WOMANHOOD WHICH IS A GOOD
POINT.
THE TURKISH JOURNALIST SAYS
HIS COLUMN IS BEING, QUOTE,
TAKEN IN THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF
WHAT HE MEANT.
>> I DON'T SEE HOW THAT IS
POSSIBLE, BUT PEOPLE SAY
THAT.
>> HERE IS WHAT HE SAYS.
HE SAYS, QUOTE, MY INTENTION
IS NOT TO WATCH BEAUTIFUL
FEMALE BODIES AT THE OLYMPIC
GAMES WHICH IS WHAT HE WAS
BEING ACCUSED OF.
HE SAID, "I WROTE THAT PIECE
THINKING IT WOULD BE WOMEN WHO
CRITICIZED THE FEMALE BODY
BEING FORCED TO LOOK LIKE A
MAN'S BODY.
I THINK THIS IS A NEW METHOD
OF INSULTING AND PUTTING
PRESSURE ON WOMEN."
>> WHAT HE IS SAYING IS HE
SHOULDN'T BE CRITICIZED FOR
HIS VIEWS ON WOMEN.
>> YES.
>> THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
>> KEVIN, WHAT IF I SAID THAT
HE SAID, QUOTE, I TRIED TO
DEFEND THE FEMALE SPIRIT, THE
FEMALE GRACE AND MOTHERHOOD.
>> I THINK IF THE FEMALE
SPIRIT WILL BE DEFENDED BY
ANYONE, MAYBE THE WOMEN IN THE
OLYMPICS ARE GOOD CANDIDATES
FOR THAT.
>> MY GUESS IS HE WROTE THIS
WHOLE THING CLARIFYING WHAT HE
SAID BECAUSE HIS WIFE WAS NOT
TOO HAPPY WITH HIM.
>> I WAS READING SOME OF THE
RESPONSES IN SOME OF THE REST
OF THE TURKISH PRESS AND SOME
WAS PRETTY HEATED.
HE GOT THE RIOT ACT.
>> YOU DON'T WANT TO *** OFF
THE TURKISH PRESS.
>> NO, OF ANY PRESS TO ***
OFF.
>> THAT'S ALSO THE NAME OF A
THING I DO IN MY BASEMENT.
>> YES, IT IS.
IT MAKES COFFEE, RIGHT?
>> IT MAKES A LOT OF THING.
COFFEE IS USUALLY A BY
PRODUCT.
>> SHERROD, YOU SAID THERE WAS
PEE ALL OVER THE FRONT OF THE
GUY'S JEANS WHICH MAY BE TRUE,
BUT MAY NOT.
HIS SHIRT IS DARK TOO.
>> LIKE HE THREW UP ON
HIMSELF?
>> OR JUST SPILLED BEER ALL
OVER HIM.
>> IF HE IS THAT DRUNK, WE ARE
ALL ASSUMING IT IS URINE OR
VOMIT.
EVEN IF IT IS NOT, GUESS WHAT,
IT IS.
>> WHAT I LEARNED WITH THE
OCCASIONAL NIGHT OUT WITH BILL
IS IT IS HARD TO TELL
SOMETIMES.
>> BILL USUALLY HAS BLOOD AND
DRUGS ON HIM.
>> NOBODY NORMALLY ASKS SO YOU
DON'T NEED TO TELL.
>> IT IS ALWAYS A GOOD NIGHT.
>> FAIR ENOUGH.
>> DIANE, YOU SAID WHEN YOU GO
OUT AND GET DRUNK WHICH IS A
GOOD POINT, GETTING DRUNK
WASN'T THE PROBLEM.
IT WAS GETTING TOO DRUNK.
>> WELL, THE GUY HAS BEEN
DOING NOTHING BUT CYCLING FOR
THE PAST TWO YEARS.
THE LAST TIME HE HAD A SHOT
WAS GOD KNOWS WHEN.
HE PROBABLY OVER DID IT A
LITTLE.
WE HAVE ALL DONE THAT, EXCEPT
FOR ME.
>> OF COURSE NOT.
NEW NYPD SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM.
DYE APP, YOU NEVER -- DIANE,
YOU NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE
PRIVACY SYSTEM
YOU HAVE NO EXPECF
PRIVACY.
DO YOU THINK THE STATE HAS A
RIGHT TO TRACK YOUR
MOVEMENTS?
>> I JUST THINK IF THEY ARE
MONITORING WHAT IS GOING ON ON
THE STREETS, THAT SHOULD BE
FINE.
>> EVEN IF THEY PUT IT IN A
DATABASE AND HOLD IT FOR 30
DAYS THEY CAN THEN GO BACK AND
SEE WHAT EXACTLY YOU WERE
DOING?
>> THEY HAVE I WAS ON THE
CORNER AT X TIME OF WHATEVER
DAY.
THEN THEY SAW ME ON CAMERA AT
THIS CORNERMENT WHAT DO I
CARE?
I AM NOT COMMITTING ANY
CRIMES.
>> AND AT BARNES AND NOBEL
BUYING A SPECIFIC BOOK.
SEE WHAT YOU ARE BUYING AND
MAKE SURE IT IS NOT SUB MERSE
SIGH.
>> WHO GOES TO THE BARNES AND
NOBEL?
>> SHERROD GOES TO USE THE
BATHROOM.
>> THEY HAVE NICE FACILITIES
THERE.
>> IF THEY WERE TAKING ALL OF
THIS INFORMATION AND PUTTING
IT OUT ON FACEBOOK WHERE
EVERYBODY IN THE GENERAL
PUBLIC KNEW WHERE I WAS GOING
I WOULD HAVE A PROBLEM WITH
THAT.
>> THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
THE GOVERNMENT SHOULDN'T
HAVE -- THEY SHOULDN'T BE
TRACKING CITIZEN MOVEMENTS.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN THINK
THAT'S OKAY.
>> I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH
IT.
IT MAKES ME FEEL SAFER TO KNOW
THE COPS ARE WATCHING WHAT IS
GOING ON ON THE STREETS.
>> WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE
LINE?
>> THEY DON'T HAVE A GPS ON MY
SHOULDER.
>> CAN I JUST SAY I AM TIRED
OF WHERE DO THEY DRAW THE
LINE?
WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE?
>> I DRAW THE LINE WHERE I
FEEL LIKE DRAWING THE LINE.
>> SEE, THAT'S MY POINT.
>> WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE
WHEN YOU ARE DRAWING THE LINE
ON DRAWING THE LINE.
>> AT THE LINE.
>> IF HE IS DRAWING LINES
POLICE SHOULD NOT BE WATCHING
HIM DO IT.
>> I WANT TO MAKE SURE I GOT
THIS RIGHT.
A SCRUTINIZED SOCIETY IS A
SAFER SOCIETY?
>> YES.
>> IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS
HOLY, STOP CALLING YOURSELF A
LIBERTARIAN.
>> THE GOVERNMENT RECENTLY
ANNOUNCED THEY HAD THE ABILITY
TO ASSASSINATE ITS CITIZENS.
>> ARE YOU BEING TO SOUND LIKE
INFO WARS.
>> YOU SOUND LIKE SHEEP.
OH THE GOVERNMENT CAN WATCH
ME.
IF YOU ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING
WRONG, WHO CARES?
>> THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
>> THIS IS ABSOLUTELY
AMAZING.
>> I DON'T WANT THE GOVERNMENT
WATCHING ME.
I DO A LOT OF DARK, DEVIOUS
THINGS.
>> THAT IS THE MOST HONEST
THING.
>> I DON'T WANT EVERYBODY
SEEING IT.
>> AND SHERROD, THAT IS AN
EXCELLENT POIMT.
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IF
YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING
ILLEGAL.
YOU COULD DO SOMETHING PEOPLE
CONSIDER UNETHICAL, BUT YOU
DON'T, BUT THEY ARE NOT
ILLEGAL, BUT THE GOVERNMENT IS
WATCHING YOU DO THIS AND
STORING IT IN A DATABASE
BECAUSE GOD KNOWS THE
GOVERNMENT WOULD NEVER USE
THAT INFORMATION IN WAYS IT
WASN'T INTENDED TO.
THE GOVERNMENT NEVER DOES
THINGS LIKE THAT.
>> DIRTY BUSINESS.
>> HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC.
>> THOUGH I DID GET THAT.
>> THE NYPD IS A PRETTY GOOD
POLICE DEPARTMENT.
>> HOW MANY SCANDALS HAVE THEY
HAD IN THEIR HISTORY?
>> WITH ORGANIZED CRIME THEY
HAVE PEOPLE DOING MOB
ASSASINATIONS.
YOU DON'T WANT TO TRUST THEM
WITH THEIR POWER.
>> TO SEE PEOPLE WALKING DOWN
A PUBLIC STREET, I DON'T
UNDERSTAND HOW THIS IS AN
ABUSE OF POWER.
>> THEY ALREADY HAVE THAT
POWER.
>> THAT'S WHAT WE ARE TALKING
ABOUT.
THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING
ABOUT.
LOOKING AT A CAMERA AND LOOK
AT WHAT SOMEBODY IS DOING.
>> LET ME KNOW WHAT WE ARE
TALKING ABOUT.
>> WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT
IS THEY HAVE THE CAMERAS.
WHAT THIS SYSTEM DOES IS
ALLOWS THEM TO STORE IT FOR 30
DAYS.
>> IT IS ON A PUBLIC STREET.
>> GO LIVE IN A PLACE WHERE
EVERYONE THINKS LIKE YOU.
THERE ARE PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO
DON'T THINK IT IS FINE.
>> THAT'S FINE.
WE LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY AND
WE CANDICE AGREE.
THAT'S WHY WE VOTE.
>> HERE IS THE IRONY.
>> YOU DON'T LIVE IN A FREE
COUNTRY WHEN THE GOVERNMENT
CAN TRACK YOU.
>> IT IS A FREE COUNTRY.
>> IT WOULD BE MORE FREE IF
THE GOVERNMENT COULDN'T TRACK
MY MOVEMENT.
>> ANDY, YOU NEVER LEAVE YOUR
APARTMENT, THAT'S WHY.
>> I SAW HIM GO TO A DR. WHO
FESTIVAL.
>> SHE A HIPOCRITE BECAUSE HE
SPENDS ALL OF HIS DAYS
TRACKING HIS CAT MOVEMENTS.
>> THEY ASK ME TO DO THAT.
>> HOLDUP.
IS THIS CAMERA TACKING ME
RIGHT NOW?
>> YES, IT IS.
>> IS THIS CAMERA TRACKING
ME?
GET OFF ME CAMERA! ARE YOU
FOLLOWING ME CAMERA! GET THE
HELL OFF ME, CAMERA!
>> DON'T WOULD ARE REABOUT THE
CAMERA.
WORRY ABOUT THE NOSE OF
CERTAIN DOGS.
>> LASTLY, SHERROD, YOU SAID
IT PROVES THAT YOU CAN REALLY
HATE AMERICA SO LOVE WILL
SMITH.
I DON'T THINK YOU ARE GIVINGAL
PHON KNEE RIBERO -- ALFONSO
RIBERO ENOUGH CREDIT.
I THINK THIS IS A CARLTON
THING.
>> CARLTON IS STRONG, BUT NOW
IT IS WEAK BECAUSE NOBODY IS
CHECKING FOR CARLSON ANYMORE.
>> THEY ARE CHECKING OUT WITH
CARLTON.
>> DIDN'T CARLTON REJECT US AT
THE LAST MINUTE?
IT WAS IN THE EARLY DAYS.
HE WENT OUT OF THE BUILDING.
>> HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON.
NOBODY WANTED TO WRITE THE
QUESTIONS FOR THE INTERVIEW.
HE CANCELED AND WE WERE LIKE,
PHEW.
>> AND THEN WE FORGOT ABOUT IT
UNTIL RIGHT NOW.
>> I STILL LIKE THE DANCE
THOUGH.
>> THAT IS THE ONLY QUESTION
WE GOT TO.
>> SHERROD WE WERE GOING TO
ASK IF HE MISSED WORKING WITH
WILL SMITH.
>> AND RICKY SCHROEDER.
>> "SILVER SPOONS."
>> AND DANCING WITH MICHAEL.
>> I NEVER HEARD ABOUT THAT.
>> I AM BEING TOLD WE HAVE TO
GO.
>> WELL, THAT WAS FUN.
>> LET ME GET A LITTLE DANCE
IN THERE.
>> ARE YOU NOT EVEN IN THE
PICTURE.
HE IS NOT EVEN ON CAMERA AND
HE IS DANCING.
COMING UP, SHOULD ALL WHITE
PEOPLE BE PUT ON A SPACE SHIP
AND SENT TO PLUTO?
HE DISCUSSES HIS BOOK "ALL
WHITE PEOPLE SHOULD BE PUT ON
A SPACE SHIFT AND SENT TO
PLUTO."
>> GET YOUR *** ON A ROVER,
***.
>> IT WENT TO MARS.
FIRST, WHAT HAPPENED TO RANDY
TRAVIS?
JUDGING FROM THIS PICTURE,
SOMETHING.
>>> HE WAS COUNTRY STAR WHO
WENT TOO FAR, AND NOW HE MAY
BE SCREWED FOR DRIVING NUDE.
I SPEAK OF RANDY TRAVIS WHO
WAS FOUND COMPLETELY NAKED IN
A TEXAS ROAD AFTER CRASHING
HIS CAR AT A CONSTRUCTION
SITE.
TRAVIS SEEN HERE STANDING IN
FRONT OF A GIANT RULER.
WHERE DO THEY GET THOSE?
HE IS CHARGED WITH DRUNK
DRIVING AND FELONY RETALIATION
AGAINST POLICE OFFICERS.
SAME CRIMES THAT GOT ME KICKED
OUT OF MONEY MONTESSORI.
I HAD A TROUBLED YOUTH GROWING
UP.
LET'S DISCUSS TH IS--
>> LIGHTNING
ROOOOOUUUUNNNNNDDDD.
LIGHTNING ROUND.
>> WELL DONE.
SHERROD, WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE
END UP DRIVING NAKED?
IS IT GLOBAL WARM ?G.
>> IT COULD BE A LITTLE OF
THAT.
IT MAY BE EL NINO PLAYING THE
PART.
JNG WHEN YOU GET DRUNK -- I
THINK WHEN YOU GET DRUNK YOU
START TAKING THINGS OFF.
>> I PUT THINGS ON.
>> WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK?
>> YES, I PUT LAYERS OF
CLOTHING ON.
>> HE WAS SO TRASHED LAST
NIGHT HE WAS WEARING A
MOO-MOO.
>> AND THAT'S WHAT HE CALLS IS
COW.
>> HE IS GANGSTER LIKE THAT.
HE IS A MUSICIAN.
YOU CAN'T JUDGE THESE GUYS BY
REGULAR RULES, RIGHT?
>> I WAS GOING TO SAY,
DRINKING AND DRIVING AND
WRONG.
DIANE, HE WAS RECENTLY
INVOLVED IN A MESSY DIVORCE.
HE IS LIVING A COUNTRY MUSIC
SONG.
>> I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT THE ONE
WALKING INTO THE STORE NAKED
TO BUY SIG CETS AND THEN
LAY -- CIGARETTES AND THEN
LAYING IN THE STREET, BUT
MAYBE THAT IS HIS NEXT HIT.
>> THAT WILL BE MY BIG HIT.
>> ARE THEY SAYING HE MIGHT BE
--
>> GAY?
>> YES.
>> THAT'S THE OLD STORY.
>> WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO.
>> IF ARE YOU BUTT NAKED IN
YOUR CAR, WHAT NEIGHBORHOOD
ARE YOU DRIVING THROUGH?
>> STRAIGHT GUYS GET NAKED
TOO.
>> I DON'T THINK THEY HAVE A
GAYBORHOOD.
>> SPEAKING OF DRIVING HE
OWNED A 1998 TRANS AM.
THAT'S NOT PERTINENT.
>> KIND OF A GREAT CAR.
YOU SEE STORIES LIKE THIS AND
MEL GIBSON GETS IN TROUBLE
ONCE A YEAR FOR THIS SORTS OF
THING, DRUNK AND ANGRY.
IT IS TEMPTING TO JUMP ON
THESE PEOPLE.
BUT I DISLIKE THE TENDENCY TO
BE CRUEL TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE
BAD ADDICTION AND MENTAL
HEALTH PROBLEMS BECAUSE THEY
ARE RICH AND FAMOUS.
>> THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
BEING RICH AND FAMOUS IT
HARDER BECAUSE THEY SUFFER
BEFORE ALL OF US.
>> BUT IT IS AWESOME, DRUNK
AND TRANS AM AND RICH.
IT IS LIKE AN EPISODE OF
"VEGAS."
>> AS THE EXPERT IN ALL OF
THIS, IS THIS A DRUG THING OR
*** THING?
>> I AM NOT GOING TO CRAP ON
THIS GUY, YOU ARE RIGHT.
I WILL KEEP IT ON THE
POSITIVE.
CAN WE LOOK AT THAT PICTURE
ONE MORE TIME.
SOMETHING I NOTICED VERY
INTERESTING, THE MUG SHOT.
LOOK AT THIS.
HIS FACE IS HAMBURGER MEAT.
HE WAS PREVIOUSLY NAKED.
HE IS WEARING PRISON
CLOTHING.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS
PICTURE?
HIS HAIR IS STILL PERFECT OF
THE -- PERFECT.
HE EVEN AS THE SUPERMAN CURL.
THE SAME ONE HE HAD AT THE
CONCERT.
ONLY RANDY TRAVIS CAN DO
THAT.
HE IS A PROFESSIONAL AND HE
MIGHT BE GAY.
WE DON'T KNOW.
>> CAN I MAKE A POINT BEFORE
WE MOVE TO THE NEXT STORY?
LET'S BE HONEST WALKING IN
NUDE TO A CONVENIENCE STORE
HAS TO BE INVIGORATING.
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED IF YOU
WERE WALKING IN A 7-ELEVEN IF
YOU WERE NUDE.
>> THAT'S WHY ANIMALS DO IT.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
HAVE SEEN A BEAR WEARING
CLOTHES?
>> IT IS LIKE WHEN YOU PEE
OUTSIDE, IT FEELS BETTER TO
PEE OUTSIDE.
>> I DISAGREE.
>> OH, THAT'S A CHALLENGE.
>> WE DON'T NEED TO GET INTO
THAT.
THIS IS A CHILDREN'S SHOW.
TIME FOR A BREAK.
BUT DON'T LEAVE.
THERE IS MORE TO TALK ABOUT
HERE.
>>> NEXT TOPIC, WHY ARE WE
DOING THIS STORY?
ACCORDING TO A NEW GERMAN
STUDY EVEN ROBOTS SUFFER FROM
SEXISM.
SUBJECTS WERE ASKED TO LOOK AT
TWO HUMANOID ROBOTS, ONE WITH
SHORT HAIR AND ANOTHER WITH
LONGER HAIR AND CONSIDER THEIR
POTENTIAL USES.
THE MORE FEMININE ROBOT WAS
THOUGHT TO BE PRO INTERPRET
FOR HOUSE CARE AND CHILD
CARE.
AND THE SHORTERA HIRED ROBOT
FOR FIXING THINGS.
THE FEMALE WHOA BOUGHT SAID IT
WAS HER TIME OF THE MONTH.
SAID BY A SEXEST MALE ROBOT.
I HATE THAT.
I CONDEMN THEM BEYOND
CONDEMNATION.
ARE THESE ASSUMPTIONS WRONG OR
BY LOGICALLY WHO WE ARE.
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
BIOLOGICAL, BUT CULTURAL.M CURIY
GAVE A ROBOT LONG HAIR.
>> BILL WHEN HE IS LONELY HE
TAKES A WIG AND PUTS IT ON HIS
MICROWAVE.
>> WHY NOT GIVE THEM LONG
HAIR?
>> IT IS NOT REVOLUTIONARY.
THE SHORT HAIR AND THEY
THOUGHT IT WAS A MALE AND I
DON'T THINK THEY WOULD
ASSOCIATE THE JOBS WITH THE
SEXES.
>> BILL PUT ONE OF THE WIGS ON
THE CONTAINERS.
>> YOU CAN HAVE ZEKS WITH
EITHER ONE -- SEX WITH EITHER
ONE, RIGHT?
>> HOW DO YOU GO TO HAVING
SEX?
>> WHAT IS THE POINT IN MAKING
THEM?
>> SHERROD, DOES IT MATTER IF
WE ARE SEXIST TOWARD THE
ROBOT?
>> NO, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
WE CAN PUNCH A ROBOT, EVEN IF
IT IS A FEMALE OR MALE.
BEAT THE HELL OUT OF IT.
AIN'T NO LAW THAT WILL STOP
YOU.
>> THEY WILL PLAY THIS CLIP 40
YEARS FROM NOW AND YOU WILL BE
SEEN AS --
>> I AM THE FIRST TO CONDONE
BEATING UP ON THE ROBOT.
>> THERE WILL BE ROBOT
ACTIVISTS THAT WILL BE CALLING
YOU.
IT WILL BE THE SHERROD SMALL
MOMENT IN 2012 THIS IS WHAT WE
WERE FIGHTING AGAINST.
BEAT UP FEMALE ROBOTS! JAY HE
WILL BE IN THE DARKEST ROBOT
JAIL.
>> SHOULD WE DESIGN THEM
WITHOUT GENDER
CHARACTERISTICS?
>> THAT'S A PROBLEM TOO.
THE ABILITY TO RECOGNIZE SEX
IS SOMETHING THAT WAS DEEPLY
I'M FRONTED.
IF THEY SHOW THEM ABSTRACT SEX
PEOPLE SEE IT.
THEY SHOW PHOTOS OF PEOPLE --
IT IS HARD TO TELL WHAT SEX
THEY ARE.
THEY GET ANXIOUS WHEN THEY PUT
UP WITH SOMEONE WHOSE SEX CAN
BE DETERMINED.
>> THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX
WITH THEM.
>> WE GET IT, SHERROD.
>> YOU ARE RIGHT, IT
UNDERLINES THE BASIC
RESPONSES.
IS THIS AN URBAN LEGEND WHERE
IN THE OLD DAYS THEY USED TO
MAKE SHAMMIES FOR CURBY
CABLES?
>> THAT IS AN URBAN LEGEND.
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS A SELECT
GROUP OF PEOPLE TURNED ON BY
PIANO LEGS.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, THE LAST
TIME I GET MY INFORMATION FROM
A BAZOOKA JOE WRAPPER.
>> THAT GRAND PIANO HAS A PHAC
***.
A FAT ***.
THERE IS A FAT *** ON THAT
GRAND PIANO, MAN.
>> WE LEARNED SOMETHING
AGAIN.
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE A
HARPSICORD.
?AI WE WILL CLOSE THINGS OUT
WITH A POST GAME WRAP UP.
TO SEE RECENT CLIPS OF SHOWS
GO TO FOX NEWS.COM/RED EYE.
>>> SEE YOU BACK HERE ON "THE
FIVE."
OH DEER GOD, WE HAVE GAVIN
McGUINNESS.
GAVIN HAS A NEW CHARACTER HE
IS GOING TO UNVEIL TOMORROW
AND I AM FRIGHTENED.
ANDY LEVY, POST GAME WRAP UP.
>> DIANE, AND ANOTHER THING I
HERE YOU ARE ON COBERT LAST
NIGHT?
>> THEY MADE FUN OF A STORY I
DID YESTERDAY.
>> COOL.
WHAT WAS THE STORY?
>> IT WAS ABOUT PAPA JOHN'S
CEO SAYING HE WOULD HAVE TO
RAISE PIZZA PRICES.
>> WHAT?
>> HE WOULD HAVE TO RAISE
PIZZA PRICES BECAUSE OF OBAMA
CARE.
>> TITLE FOR THE NEW BOOK?
>> "END IS NEAR" AND IT WILL
BE AWESOME.
>> SHORT-TERM PESSIMISM AND
LONG-TERM OPTIMISM.
>> SHERROD, WHAT IS THE
LATEST?
>> GOOD AFTERNOON AMERICA.
IT IS ON ABC.
I WILL BE BACK NEXT FRIDAY
2:00 P.M., ABC, WITH LAURA
SPENCER AND JOSH ELLIOTT.
I WAS ON YESTERDAY.
IT WAS GREAT.
>> COOL.
>> I WILL BE AT THE CELLER ALL
WEEKEND SO COME AND CHECK ME
OUT IN NEW YORK CITY.
>> I MIGHT DO THAT.
>> HE IS A FRIEND AND A
CONFIDENT.
>> SATURDAY NIGHT I MAY GO.
>> PLEASE.
>> HE HAS TO GET A CAT
SITTER.
>> SHUT UP, JERK.
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS
TO FIND A CAT SITTER THAT YOU
TRUST?
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE IN NEW YORK
CITY.
YOU YOU SHOW BACK UP AND THE