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Hello. Hi. How you doing? Nice to see you. I'm Dr. Brian Ironwood and I'm here to talk
to you about being a real man. If you get stressed or angry, your hair starts thinning
out on top. You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
[laughter]
Yeah, I'd be wearing a bloody hat too if I were you. You get plugs or you start
getting yourself a Gen Y haircut like this *** over here. Bruesty, what the hell is
going on with you, goal kicking this year? You're about as good as bloody Kyle Cheney,
aren't you?
[laughter]
Things like bad fashion sense. What the hell are you wearing, Roughead?
Or, bloody Craig David over here with his diamond bloody earrings.
[laughter]
And Max, your knees seem to be about as stable as Gibbo's bloody love life.
[laughter]
Up you get Jordy. Who perhaps waxes their arms?
Maybe me.
Maybe. Craig David, Shaun. Come join me.
It's okay to manscape. You know, it's okay to get a little bit of threading
on the eyebrows.
[laughter]
Brian, the sort of thing a man might want to do is go down with your mates to the
Portsea pub, buy a round of drinks for everyone.