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Today we shall play some Kerbal Space program!
Let's get started and go make a rocket with extra parts.
Sorry, a bit of lag.
So first we need... I really don't know.
Hold on.
That's better
Alright, so we need fuel and engines...
Ofcourse, not for the hard fuel rockets.
So we will add SAS modules
And then get a 1x3 adapter.
So I need some orange fuel containers, but how many?
Hmmmm...
Well, I still need that 1x3 adapter, don't know which one I should take out first.
Thank god for late captioning, or else I would have been soggy toast!
Not sure what that means
Come on, lag! GIVE ME A BREAK!
Damn, and it's on fastest graphics right now!
So, you don't like blue captions? 2 L8
Fetch me the decoupler, my cursor!
I just used "Computer lingo" according to the world and hollywood.
What kind of means of talking is that anyways?
"Lolololol 2 l8 4 u 2 Bcum 1337."
"Um, that's not proper binary..."
God damn me and my sucky keeping the crowd entertained
Eh, don't worry, transition coming up in a minute or so.
Damn it I'm the worst at building rockets.
It ain't rocket science...
Well, not until you actually launch the rocket atleast.
Damn minecraft and the LWJGL whatever thing!
I can't do anything on minecraft because of it :/
OH! Around 50 seconds until it's the transition!
Just because I'm evil, I will give you a crappy "Barn transition"
TROLOLOLOLOOOO!!!!
Damn it, I should already know that what I'm trying to do won't work!
GOD DAMN IT, IT WON'T WORK YOU IDIOT!
I'm running out of things to say here for now...
Lalala
Lololo
Ladee dum
Do dee daaaa
IT'S COMING CLOSE!
Oh, OH!
Damn captions being set to only every 4 seconds...
There we go!
Pretty sure this was about nine and a half minutes in, dumb glitch wouldn't let a booster go in the middle unless it was this small one.
You had to pause for the last caption didn't you?
I could edit that, but...
NAW
Probably going to speed this up for the last 32 seconds...
...or so.
Nevermind, it's actually almost done.
The caption at 2:56 was wrong, it was eleven minutes in.
Alright, I named it eleven and a half because it took eleven and a half minutes.
We gunna launch this yet?
Oh come on, you only JUST named it that?
Well hurry up and launch.
Okay, 3...2...1...
BLAST O- wait a minute...
CRAP CRAP CRAP USE DA PARACHUTE!!!!!!!!
****
What you saw there was... faked.
Well now the captions are messed up, being uneven and all...
So we shall see if this works...
FULL POWAAAHHHH!!!!!!! WEEEEEEE
DAMN IT JEBEDIAH, YOU SADISTIC MORON!!!
LOOK AT THAT EVIL EXPRESSION!
He just stares into your soul...
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
Now, we shall see how long we will be able to stay in da air...
By the way, the only way Jebediah is scared is if one of his parts blow up.
Other than that, he could even smile after he dies.
But his camera would be broken.
So me being dumb and all
or just very evil today for some reason...
I decide to leave this in.
And I eventually decide
But not just yet
I don't want to spoil it
So I control at what rate I have the throttle at so it doesn't overheat
I see the fuel and I'm liek
FUEL, Y U NO LAST LONGER!?
So, you're bored?
How about some elevator music
Bam ba ba dee dum du
Do doo do do doo dooo dadada
bum bum bum bum badabum
*Epic drumroll*
Wait wtf
Oh well, so I'm all liek HURRY UP AND TURN
Cuz I want to go right.
Because right is right.
And so I use low thrust and keep on turning until...
when I finally almost get completely -90 degrees around, but my SAS fails me.
I start tipping into the ground liek FFUUUUUUUU-
So then
I decide
To detach
about...
.
..
...
NNNNNNN
nnnnnnn
nnnnnnn
nnnnnn
nnnnnnn
nao ._.
I'm bad at predicting...
So everyone is nervous and all, and jebediah is like YEAH!
And the rocket is coming towards me O.o
So I try to hit it for mocking me
And I do flips and ***
And I...
I...
...
Miss it because it goes behind me.
I go all like FFUUUUUU-
So now, have a nice transvest- I mean transition.
Bai
Ya hear that? We're going back into the atmosphere.
It slows us down more than the parachute would right now.
Infact, the parachute would be a *** and would dissappear
So I decide to be a daredevil...
See you pretty farther down.
Damn transition didn't work
So I open da parachute at 600 m
It stops at 300
And I'm falling down gently.
Now I don't see how they will find us, so I end the flight
about
now
actually...
now?
NOW!?
NOW!
NOOOWWWW!!!
GOD DAMN SLOW PARACHUTE!
Transition ahoy!
New baws rocket!
Adding super speed rockets onto it.
So we launch...
EAR ***
And parachute safely from 80 m like a boss.
And the crew had so much trauma that they are sadistic like Jeb...
Well TRANSITION AGAIN!
A new rocket?
Indeed.
It's all smooth, and FULL POWAH
But then I realise
IT WON'T MOVE
So I do the only thing anyone elsse would do.
Try to wiggle the rocket down to blow it up.
And I try to parachute off.
It fails and knocks the rocket over.
SUCCESS!
Damn engine is lucky...
So now, let's make a montage of my next fail rocket!
Derp.
I can smell fail already...
WOAH, MY FAIL SENSORS ARE OFF THE CHARTS!
Let's see if they are right...
Yep.
Yep.
Look at that quality rocket ship.
Look at that quality rocket ship.
I want Nasa to use this.
And notice that they were smiling...
And notice that they were smiling...
Alright, fail #2 coming right up!
WIGGLE, BECAUSE IT IS A GOOD IDEA
And this time they look like twins, just look at those astronauts!
Damn it, GO!
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
So close... not.
I took off those mini engines, this should do it...
Alright...
UP!
NOT IN A COLUMN OF SMOKE YOU IDIOTS!
Oh, crappy connector...
Hey, let's play four in a row!
...
...
This is one point for me...
...
...
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...
Two...
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Three...
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FOUR!
I win.
You lose.
Now using the same design I used in the last picture, except more fuel canisters to get to this time.
Prepare for lag...
And now I shall speed it up! (If I can.)
Note: Messed up some audio and stuff so had to improvise, and I'm too lazy to add anymore captions.
Bye!
PS. I lied about the captions thing.