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you're risking your own planetary reputation
where's Alfonzo?
Dario, where's Alfonzo?
ALFONZOOO!!!
The nightmare returns!
come on ... get down!
Alfonzo!
The nightmare returns!
ALFONZO FROM EGGYPT
with Alfonso Di Rienzo
and the partecipation of Ivan Ellena and Giovanni Soldato
from an (IDIOT) Idea by Roberto Ostellino
and involuntary appearances of..
Steppe Eagle
Lesser Spotted Eagle
Egyptian Vulture
Egyptian Vulture and Steppe Buzzard
Chinese Goshawk
gecko from touristic village :)
Laughing Dove
black kite
Booted Eagle
Short-toed Eagle
Masked Shrike
yellow ventred Bulbul
White Stork
the Cranes
Steppe Buzzard
hawksbill sea turtle
Striated Heron
Blackstart
Sinai Rosefinch
and all of our fellow travelers, of course!
we start serious ... 5.00 a.m. - visits to the sewage purification plants in Sharm el Sheik
ominous place but full of exhausted migratory birds
but suddenly ....
the misdeeds of Alf!
ALF OFFERS coffee??
Thanks Alf...
Thank you Alfonso
NOT IN YOUR LIFE!
Good guy Alfonso!
PRETENDS TO OFFER.. BUT PAY ONLY FOR HIMSELF...
you have earned a free "Sambuca fly"!
LEAVE OUR TO PAY!
seven...eight...
...FRAUD IN THE CHANGE ... ...
nine!
Ouh, come here!
"Exit" the money! ooouh!
A POOR INNOCENT EGYPTIAN !
come here!
two...three...four...
five...six...
you can't do against an "Pugliese" (Apulian)!
ten!
ok!
look at him, is not Italian!
he is Pugliese!
my friend!
Puglia 10 - Egypt 0!
be careful!
The Curse of the sign Verboden
verboden!..It's verboden there!
where are you going?
Alfonzo!!!
verbodeeeen!!!
nothing...
if he see "verboden"...
he says ... climb over!
look at him!
if the signboard says Verboden, I have to climb over!
this is the "napuli's" instinct !
PUGLIA STRIKES BACK
ALFONSOOOO...
VERBODEN!!!
CoME BACK...VERBODEN!
nothing, he's always outside the rules ...
Look at him, look where he is!!!
ooouh! VERBODEN!!!
nothing, nothing....he....
when he sees a sign with a ban, he must...
he must to remove
must violate the rules ...
I've told you, we had to leave him to the police as hostage
Alfonzo, you did the misdeeds and now in Egypt, Police will not make us go around with cameras and binoculars
..he is a broken man ... ...
your fault!
mine???...YOURS!!!
solve the problem!
is a serious matter ...
we must send four "picciotti" ...
Don Alfio!
ehehehe...I record...
I'm recording everything!
so they can arrest us!
Dario! Do something!
I suggested to give Alf as hostage ...
so we could go for birding
meanwhile he would talk to the police, saying ... ooouh...
Us????....YOUUUU!!!
Egypt! Egypt...
I'll never return to Egypt
guys get ready! because Italy in a little becomes like this!
Try now to get close to the Italian Parliament...I have tried!
exactly...
they take your camera...
they will dismantle the camera ... and then tell you
Now reassemble it... your own business!
Alfonzo! ALFONZO!
ouh! Solve the problem Alfonzo!
"pull the balls out!" (be brave)
well...is better than no...
look look...he is getting angry!
Go to the police and say "ecchemminchiamannaggiamarò!"
I think he is hiding something to us...
he works for Secret Services
and all this mess is his fault
this is the reason why he pretends to be a moron!
bravo! Indeed! you can not be so messed up ..
it's all a cover!
take off your mask!....take off your mask!
pugliesi (Apulian) Secret Service!!!
Salento Secret Service!
There's a Puglia Affaire here...
there is a traffic of "Taralli" ...
counterfeiting of olive oil with palm oil ...
ALF CONFESS ... counterfeiting of foodstuffs
Tell the truth!
all's well that ends well ...
Good Morning Robbè
We can move again!
END OF FIRST EPISODE
IN THE NEXT EPISODE
when we entered the gift shop
the owner...
a great wise Egyptian
As soon as he saw me...
he offered me...
...he said: Who is this idiot ???
ah, please! Shut up!
he offered me
the statue of an Egyptian god
he says," you've got big", to me
...you have the face of those who may like ...
and he proposed me the statue with ...
do you understand why?