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I TELL YOU,
LADIES AND GERMS,
THAT GHOUL-FRIEND OF MINE
MAKES ME SO CRAZY.
SHE TOLD ME SHE THOUGH SHE'D LOOK GOOD
IN SOMETHING
LONG AND FLOWING
SO I THREW HER
IN THE MISSISSIPPI.
AND HOW 'BOU THAT ERNEST HEMINGWAY?
ALWAYS SHOOTING HIS MOUTH OFF.
HELLO? ANYBODY?
I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, FOLKS.
I CAN HEAR YOU BLEEDING.
IS THIS ON?
HMM.
I KNOW
WHAT THIS CROWD WANTS.
A LITTLE SLAY ON WORDS.
MAYBE A COUPLE OF NASTY
FRIGHT GAGS?
GET A LIFE!
SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES
OF TONIGHT'S NASTY NUGGET.
IT'S A LITTLE TALE
ABOUT MARRIAGE,
OR IF YOU PREFER,
ABOUT WIFE AND DEATH.
I CALL I TWO FOR THE SHOW.
SO I GET UP, AND I SAY,
"HEY, SCREW
MAKIN' A LOT OF
STUPID PRODUC IMPROVEMENTS
THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT.
"
YOU KNOW WHA I'M SAYING HERE?
I MEAN, WHY SPEND
ALL THAT MONEY
WHEN FOR NOTHING,
WE CAN FIND WAYS
TO SELL WHAT'S THERE
TO ALL THOSE MARKETS
THAT NEVER THOUGH OF BUYING OUR STUFF
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I MEAN,
THAT IS BRILLIANT.
AND STILL,
I'M CATCHING FLAK
FROM MORONS LIKE--
LIKE QUIMBY.
I MEAN,
THIS *** THINKS
THAT JUST BECAUSE HE
WENT AND COMMISSIONED
SOME ***
FEASIBILITIES STUDY
THAT EVERYONE
SHOULD BACK OFF,
YOU KNOW? I MEAN,
LIKE THE WHOLE THING
WAS HIS IDEA
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I MEAN, CAN YOU
BELIEVE THIS GUY?
SO, ANYWAY,
I SAID TO QUIMBY,
"LOOK, YOU ***,
"I'M GONNA
FIGHT YOU ON THIS.
"I'M GONNA
FIGHT YOU ALL THE WAY
"TO THE ***
BOARD OF DIRECTORS.
IF I HAVE TO.
"
AND YOU KNOW
WHAT HE SAID?
HE SAID,
"I DON'T CARE.
"
SO I SAID TO HIM,
"OK, FINE, PAL.
"BE THAT WAY, 'CAUSE
ONE OF THESE DAYS
"I'M GONNA BE
A VICE PRESIDENT,
"AND WHEN THAT DAY COMES,
I'M GONNA SQUASH YOU
LIKE THE INSEC THAT YOU ARE.
"
MMM.
THIS IS
REALLY GOOD.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THE LOOK ON HIS FACE.
AND THEN--OH,
OH, I FORGO TO TELL YOU.
THERE'S A BIG
COCKTAIL PARTY
SUNDAY AFTERNOON.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
YOU HATE THESE
WEEKEND THINGS,
BUT THIS ONE
IS REALLY IMPORTANT.
I HAVE SOMETHING
TO SAY TO YOU, ANDY.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I-I'D LIKE YOU
TO TRY HARDER TO
BE MORE SOCIAL.
YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN?
IT'S NOT ABOU LIKING PEOPLE
OR NO LIKING PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN?
I'M LEAVING YOU, ANDY.
YOU KNOW,
IF YOU WANT.
I'LL EVEN--
I'LL MAKE A LIS
OF THINGS FOR
YOU TO TALK ABOUT.
THAT WAY
YOU WON'T--WHAT?
I SAID,
"I'M LEAVING YOU.
"
I WANT A DIVORCE.
YOU WHAT?
ALL YOU CARE ABOU ANYMORE IS WORK.
I WANT PASSION,
I WANT HOT SEX
ON A WHITE SAND BEACH,
I WANT TO HAVE
A LITTLE FUN AND ADVENTURE
WHILE I'M STILL
YOUNG ENOUGH TO ENJOY IT.
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
WHAT'S
THIS REALLY ABOUT?
WHAT? YOU WAN ME TO INCREASE
YOUR ALLOWANCE?
IS THAT IT?
I DON' WANT MONEY, ANDY!
I WANT OUT!
IF YOU WAN TO KNOW THE TRUTH
I'VE BEEN
HAVING AN AFFAIR.
AN AFFAIR.
I'M IN LOVE,
AND I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW GREAT IT FEELS.
WE'RE RUNNING AWAY
TOGETHER,
AND THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
WHO IS HE?
IT'S NOBODY YOU KNOW.
I WANT THE NAME.
WHY? WHAT ARE
YOU GOING TO DO?
SQUASH HIM LIKE AN INSECT?
YOU'RE NOT THE MAN
I MARRIED, ANDY,
AND IF YOU ARE,
I DIDN'T KNOW IT.
EITHER WAY,
THE THOUGHT OF SPENDING
THE REST OF
MY LIFE WITH YOU
IS JUS TOO DAMN DEPRESSING.
IF ANYBODY WANTS ME,
I'LL BE IN CHICAGO.
OK, OK, YOU'RE SERIOUS.
I CAN SEE THAT NOW.
BUT--BUT LOOK,
YOU'VE GOT TO WORK
WITH ME ON THIS, OK?
I'M NOT NEGOTIATING
WITH YOU, ANDY.
I DON'T WANT ANYTHING
EXCEPT A LIFE.
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO
WALK OUT ON ME?
THE WAY
I SEE IT, ANDY,
YOU WALKED OU ON ME YEARS AGO.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
WE MADE LOVE?
CAN YOU EVEN REMEMBER?
DON'T DO THIS TO ME,
EMMA.
YOU KNOW WHAT KINDA
SCHMUCK
I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE?
THAT'S WHAT REALLY
BOTHERS YOU, ISN'T IT?
WELL, LET ME PU YOUR MIND TO REST.
YOU ALREADY
LOOK LIKE A SCHMUCK.
BECAUSE
YOU ARE A SCHMUCK.
AAHH!
SCHMUCK?
WHO'S A SCHMUCK, HUH?
GOOD, ***.
YOU WANT PASSION, EMMA?
HOW'S THIS?
DAMN ***.
COME HERE!
POLICE DEPARTMENT.
ARE YOU SURE
IT WAS A SCREAM?
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE,
AND I'M TIRED OF TALKIN'--
TO HELL WITH ME?
NO, TO HELL WITH YOU!
RIGHT,
BUT YOU'RE SURE
IT WAS A SCREAM?
MM-HMM.
YOU SAY
THE WOOD GLEN APARTMENTS.
DO YOU KNOW WHICH UNIT?
THE CONWAYS'.
OK, WE'LL SEND
SOMEONE OVER.
***, AND THERE
I WAS THINKIN'
I'D GET SOME PAPERWORK
DONE TONIGHT.
HEY, COULD YOU
AND YOUR WIFE
ARGUE A LITTLE
MORE QUIETLY?
YEAH, WE'LL WORK ON IT.
WHAT WAS
THAT CALL JUST NOW?
UH, SOME WOMAN
SAYS SHE HEARD
A FIGHT NEXT DOOR,
AND THEN A SCREAM,
AND THEN NOTHING.
DID I HEAR
THE NAME CONWAY?
YEAH.
THEY IN WOOD GLEN,
UH, UNIT 402?
AS A MATTER OF FACT
YOU KNOW 'EM?
I DON'T THINK SO.
WAIT,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M ON IT.
I WANT TO SEE WHA THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE.
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU?
YOUR SHIFT ENDED
OVER AN HOUR AGO.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE GOING
ON VACATION TOMORROW
WITH YOUR WIFE.
I SAID I WAS
GOING FISHING.
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT TAKING MY WIFE.
***!
OPEN UP.
POLICE DEPARTMENT.
UH, I'LL BE THERE
IN A MINUTE.
I'M OFFICER FINE.
I, UH--
GOT A CALL FROM ONE
OF YOUR NEIGHBORS.
THEY SAID THEY HEARD
A SCREAM.
MIND IF I COME IN?
NO, NOT AT ALL.
A SCREAM? REALLY?
IS YOUR WIFE HERE?
NO.
SHE LEFT
ACTUALLY, FOR GOOD.
WE HAD AN ARGUMENT.
I GUESS THAT'S
WHAT MY NEIGHBOR--
WHICH NEIGHBOR
DID YOU SAY IT WAS?
I DIDN'T.
DID SHE GO TO
A FRIEND'S HOUSE,
SOME PLACE WHERE
WE CAN REACH HER?
ACTUALLY, SHE'S ON HER WAY
TO CHICAGO.
CHICAGO?
YEAH.
SHE HAS FAMILY THERE.
LOOK, OFFICER,
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
WE HAD A FIGHT,
IT GOT LOUD,
SHE PACKED HER BAG,
AND SHE LEFT.
WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH THIS?
OH, I, UM,
CUT MYSELF SHAVING.
MM-HMM.
MIND IF I
LOOK AROUND?
NO, NOT AT ALL.
IT'S, UH,
IT'S LIKE I SAID.
I CUT MYSELF SHAVING.
WE KEEP THE TOWELS
IN THE TRUNK.
RIGHT.
MARYSVILLE HIGH.
YOU GO TO HIGH SCHOOL
AROUND HERE?
UH, NO, I DIDN'T.
DID YOUR WIFE?
NO.
WE MOVED HERE
FROM CHICAGO
ABOUT 5 YEARS AGO.
THANKS.
INTO BUBBLE BATHS,
ARE YOU?
YEAH, YOU'D, UH,
YOU'D BE AMAZED
HOW RELAXING THEY ARE.
ESPECIALLY,
AFTER A LONG DAY.
SO, WHEN YOUR WIFE
GETS TO CHICAGO,
I'D LIKE YOU
TO HAVE HER
GIVE US A CALL.
I'LL DO THAT, OFFICER,
THE MINUTE
I HEAR FROM HER.
THANKS
FOR TALKING TO US.
OH, UH,
WHEN THE OTHER
GUYS GET HERE--
OTHER GUYS?
YEAH,
STANDARD PROCEDURE
***.
JUST TELL THEM,
I WAS HERE ALREADY.
AND OF COURSE,
THEY'LL PROBABLY WAN
TO LOOK AROUND
FOR THEMSELVES.
THAT'S WHA WE PAY 'EM FOR.
IT'S BEEN NICE
TALKING TO YOU.
LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL
BE MAKING THAT TRIP
TO CHICAGO
AFTER ALL, HONEY.
PASSENGER STEVE CLARK
PASSENGER STEVE CLARK
PLEASE COME
TO THE BAGGAGE AREA.
HERE YOU GO, SIR.
HI.
CAN I HELP YOU, SIR?
YEAH.
I WANT TO BOOK THIS
THROUGH TO CHICAGO.
FILL THIS OU FOR ME, PLEASE.
TRAIN NUMBER 311
FROM NEW YORK CITY
NOW ARRIVING AT PLATFORM SIX.
TRAIN NUMBER 311
FROM NEW YORK CITY
NOW ARRIVING AT PLATFORM SIX.
ALL DONE?
YES.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
SHOW THA WHEN YOU GET TO CHICAGO,
AND YOU'RE ALL SET.
YOU HAVE
A NICE TRIP, SIR.
THANK YOU.
OK, BYE-BYE.
MR.
CONWAY.
OFFICER FINE.
I WAS AT YOUR APARTMEN EARLIER THIS EVENING.
OH, RIGHT.
I DIDN' RECOGNIZE YOU.
THAT'S THE POINT.
DOING A LITTLE
PLAINCLOTHES WORK.
YOU, UH,
GOING SOMEWHERE?
YEAH.
I, UM--
HEY, MISTER!
MISTER, THAT TRUNK
YOU'RE TAKING TO CHICAGO,
YOU FORGOT TO FILL OU YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS.
AND, I TELL YOU,
IF THESE THINGS GET LOST,
THEY GET LOST FOR GOOD.
THERE'S NO WAY
TO TRACE IT BACK TO YOU.
HERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, IT'S
A FUNNY THING, OFFICER,
BUT JUST AFTER YOU LEFT,
UH, MY WIFE CALLED,
AND SHE GO TO CHICAGO,
AND WE MADE UP,
SO NOW I'M GOING TO
CHICAGO TO MEET HER.
OH, LIKE
A SECOND HONEYMOON.
RIGHT.
THAT'S NICE.
MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOU BOARDING NOW, SIR.
YOUR TRAIN'S GONNA LEAVE
AS SOON AS
I GET THESE BAGS ON.
YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT.
RIGHT.
HEY, COME ON.
I'LL WALK YOU.
GET A SEAT NEAR
THE BACK OF THE CAR.
GIVE MY BES TO CHICAGO, HUH?
YEAH.
***.
STUPID SON OF A ***.
TRAIN GETS INTO CHICAGO
AROUND 6 A.
M
IF WE'RE LUCKY.
LONG TIME NO SEE, HUH?
YOU'RE GOING TO CHICAGO?
YUP.
A CASE
I'M WORKING ON.
I CAN'T REALLY
TALK ABOUT IT.
I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW MUCH I LIKE
HAPPY ENDINGS.
I MEAN,
IN MY LINE OF WORK,
THINGS DON'T ALWAYS
TURN OUT SO GOOD.
YOU'RE A VERY
LUCKY MAN.
WHAT DID YOU
AND YOUR WIFE
FIGHT ABOUT IN
THE FIRST PLACE?
OH, UM,
SHE SAID I WASN'T PAYING
ENOUGH ATTENTION TO HER.
IS THAT RIGHT? HMM.
MY WIFE'S
THE EXACT OPPOSITE.
THINKS I PAY TOO MUCH
ATTENTION TO HER.
YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN?
WELL, THAT'S NICE
IF YOU HAVE THE TIME.
WELL, YOU GOTTA
MAKE THE TIME.
THING IS,
WHAT'S A GUY
SUPPOSED TO DO
WHEN HIS LADY JUS ISN'T INTERESTED?
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
I'M ASKING YOU.
I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN,
MAYBE MARRIAGE
IS THE PROBLEM.
PEOPLE CAN BE
TOGETHER TOO LONG,
YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, TAKE ME.
I'VE KNOWN MY WIFE
SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
CAN I ASK YOU
A PERSONAL QUESTION?
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO ANSWER IF
YOU DON'T WANT TO.
IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'RE UNDER OATH
OR ANYTHING.
OH, SURE.
LET'S SAY
YOU'RE GOING TO
*** YOUR WIFE.
HOW WOULD YOU DO IT?
I'M NOT A MURDERER.
OH, COME ON.
YOU TELLIN' ME
YOU NEVER
THOUGHT ABOU KILLING YOUR WIFE?
WE ALL HAVE.
HEY, LIGHTEN UP,
WILL YA?
I TELL YOU WHAT.
I'M GOING TO TELL YOU
HOW YOU'D
KILL YOUR WIFE, OK?
YOU DON' LOOK LIKE A SHOOTER,
AND YOU'RE NO THE STABBING TYPE.
IT'S A BAD IDEA,
ANYWAY
FROM A COP'S POIN OF VIEW.
I MEAN,
THAT BLOOD JUST SPATTERS
IN ALL
THE STRANGEST PLACES.
PLACES YOU WOULDN'T EVEN
THINK OF
WHEN YOU'RE TRYING
TO CLEAN UP AFTERWARDS.
LOOK, I--I LOVE MY WIFE.
I GOT IT.
I THINK YOU'D
STRANGLE YOUR WIFE
WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, MAYBE
AAH!
IN A MOMENT OF RAGE.
AM I GETTING WARM?
AAH!
YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'
HAD ANYTHING
TO EAT TODAY,
SO IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME.
I'LL KEEP AN EYE
ON YOUR SEAT FOR YA.
BOY, THAT LOOKS GOOD.
WHAT IS THAT,
MEAT LOAF?
YOU KNOW? IT'S FUNNY.
BUT WHEN YOU SAID
YOU WERE GONNA GE SOMETHING TO EAT,
I GOT HUNGRY,
WHICH IS WEIRD
BECAUSE I USUALLY
GET TRAVEL SICK.
YOU KNOW, I END UP
THROWING EVERYTHING UP.
THAT SMELLS SO GOOD.
YOU MIND IF I TASTE
A LITTLE BIT OF IT?
MMM.
THAT IS GOOD.
I THINK I'M GOING TO
HAVE THAT.
UNLESS YOU'RE NO GOING TO EAT YOURS.
HEY, THANKS.
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I'M SO CHATTY WITH YOU.
IT'S STRANGE, BUT I FEEL
LIKE WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU LOOK A LITTLE PALE.
HOW MUCH OF THIS STUFF
DID YOU EAT?
I'M FINE.
SEE THAT GUY
BACK THERE?
NOW, DOES HE SEEM
LIKE THE KIND OF GUY
WHO'S RUNNING $5 MILLION
WORTH OF DRUGS?
DRUGS?
YOU SEE, THE AIRLINES
AIN'T SAFE ANYMORE.
YOU KNOW, THEY GO THE METAL DETECTORS AND ***.
SO NOW THESE GUYS,
THEY'RE RUNNING DRUGS
ON THE RAILS.
THAT GUY, THIS TRAIN,
THAT'S THE CASE
I'M WORKING ON.
REALLY?
THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE
BEEN WORKING ON?
AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
NOTHING'S SACRED
TO THEM SCUMBAGS.
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
OH, UH
IT'S JUST,
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
RUNNING DRUGS
ON A TRAIN.
I MEAN, IT JUS SEEMS SO STUPID.
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE
WHO WOULD HAVE
THOUGHT IT,
YOU KNOW?
SO, HOW LONG
YOU BEEN WORKING
ON THIS?
OH, A LONG TIME.
VERY LONG TIME.
BUT TODAY'S A BIG DAY.
YEAH?
SEE, WHAT THAT GUY
DOESN'T KNOW,
IS A WHOLE BUNCH
OF F.
B.
I.
AGENTS
ARE GOING TO BE
GETTING ON IN PEORIA.
F.
B.
I.
,
REALLY?
AND THEY'RE GONNA GO THROUGH
THIS TRAIN INCH BY INCH
BEFORE WE GE TO CHICAGO.
EVERY CAR, EVERY NOOK,
EVERY CRANNY, EVERY BAG.
TOOK WEEKS JUST TO GE THE *** SEARCH WARRANTS.
ALL THE BAGS?
ALL OF THEM.
"T" MINUS 22 MINUTES
AND COUNTING.
YOU KNOW,
I THINK THERE
IS SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THAT MEAT LOAF.
I GOT--I GOTTA
GET SOME AIR.
EXCUSE ME.
YOU OK?
YEAH.
IT'S LIKE
I TOLD YOU.
I JUST NEEDED
SOME AIR.
PEORIA.
RIGHT ON TIME.
CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?
YOU MADE A REAL BAD
MISTAKE WITH THE RING.
THE RING?
THE HIGH SCHOOL RING.
I MEAN, MAYBE IT'S
A LITTLE DIFFERENT FOR
YOU BIG-CITY TYPES,
BUT OUT HERE,
HIGH-SCHOOL RINGS
STILL MEAN SOMETHING.
MARYSVILLE HIGH.
CLASS OF '77.
I STILL WEAR I WITH PRIDE.
AND WHEN I GIVE ONE
OF THESE THINGS TO SOMEONE,
IT MEANS SOMETHING.
YOU SEE, I THINK SOMEONE
GAVE THAT RING TO YOUR WIFE.
AND I DON'T BUY
FOR A SECOND THA SHE'D LEAVE IT BEHIND.
YOU'RE THE GUY
THAT'S BEEN HAVING
AN AFFAIR WITH MY WIFE.
WHAT EXACTLY ARE
WE GONNA FIND WHEN
WE OPEN UP YOUR TRUNK?
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
FIND ANYTHING.
I DOUBT THAT.
GO TO HELL.
YOU WANT TO SEE
WHAT'S IN MY TRUNK?
COME ON.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
FINE.
THESE YOUR F.
B.
I.
GUYS?
I LIED.
YOU'RE THE CASE,
***.
OH, YEAH?
WELL, I'M AFRAID
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
BREAK YOUR HEART.
OOH, GO AHEAD,
BREAK IT.
THAT IS
YOUR TRUNK, RIGHT?
YEAH, THAT'S MY TRUNK,
AND THAT'S THE I.
D.
CARD
I FILLED OUT.
HE SAW ME DO IT.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I DID WITH THAT KEY.
OPEN IT UP.
NO PROBLEM.
THANK YOU.
THAT--THAT CAN'T BE.
DEAD BODY HACKED TO PIECES
IN YOUR TRUNK.
SEEMS PRETTY CLEAR TO ME.
THAT'S NOT MY WIFE.
THIS ISN'T MY TRUNK.
I THREW MINE
OFF THE TRAIN.
YOU'RE FULL OF ***.
I WAS WITH YOU
THE WHOLE TIME.
YOU NEVER
LEFT MY SIGHT.
HE'S LYING.
WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM
ABOUT THE AFFAIR
YOU WERE HAVING
WITH MY WIFE,
AND ABOUT THE RING
THAT YOU GAVE HER
THAT RING
UNDER YOUR BED
WAS A WOMAN'S RING.
IT WAS MY WIFE'S.
MY WIFE GAVE I TO YOUR WIFE
WHEN THEY STARTED
SEEING EACH OTHER.
WHAT?
THAT'S MY WIFE
IN YOUR TRUNK.
LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
ADMIT IT!
WHEN YOU FOUND OU YOUR WIFE WAS LEAVING YOU
FOR ANOTHER WOMAN,
YOU WENT BERSERK.
DECIDED TO GE SOME REVENGE.
THAT'S WHY YOU MURDERED
MY WIFE, ISN'T IT?
NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE!
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
THAT YOU DIDN' KILL ANYBODY?
NO, I MEAN, YES,
I KILLED MY WIFE!
THEN WHERE'S HER BODY?
IT'S IN THE TRUNK
I THREW OFF
THE TRAIN.
YOU SAYING
YOU KILLED THEM BOTH?
NO! NO!
YOU LYING SACK OF ***!
YOU BETTER GE YOUR STORY STRAIGHT, PAL.
JURIES HAVE A HABI OF FRYING PERJURERS,
AND YOU MURDERED MY WIFE.
AND THAT'S A FACT.
NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGH BEFORE I KILL YOU.
NO, NO! HE'S LYING!
YOU SET ME UP!
HE SET ME UP!
HE SET ME UP!
WHAT A CRAZY
SON OF A ***.
YOU THINK MAYBE
HE KILLED THEM BOTH?
NAH.
HIS WIFE LEFT HIM.
SHE WAS ON A FLIGH TO CANCUN.
WE CHECKED IT OU THIS MORNING.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WORSE--
FINDING OU
YOUR WIFE WAS
CHEATING ON YOU
OR FIND OUT SOMEONE
SNUFFED HER?
I TELL YOU WHAT--
THEY BOTH SUCK.
THERE'S
AN EXPRESS HOME.
RUNS THROUGH HERE
IN AN HOUR OR SO.
WANT US TO GET YOU
A TICKET?
NO, NO, NO.
I THINK I'M GONNA
RENT ME A CAR.
I NEED TO TAKE SOME TIME.
ALL RIGHT.
LIFE CAN BE
SUCH A GRIND.
YOU KNOW, EMMA
YOU DON'T LOOK
SO BAD FOR A WOMAN
WHO'S BEEN HACKED UP
AND THROWN OFF A TRAIN.
THAT BONNIE'S
MY KIND OF GUY.
HE COMES UP WITH A PLAN,
BUT IT'S ANDY WHO
HAS TO HATCHET.
I GUESS IT'S TRUE
WHAT THEY SAY--
BETTER DEAD THEN WED.
TIME FOR MY FINISH.
NOW, THAT'S WHA I CALL BOMBING.
TAKE MY LIFEPLEASE!