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Hey Tea
I was wondering when you would get home.
Vicki
What are you doing here?
I grabbed the key from mom.
It's really hot in here, were you playing with the thermostat?
No
Vicki Mabye.
What did you set it to, hell?
Like 75, I was freezing.
Well you know what you should try putting some clothes on, it is winter outside.
Alright Vick, what are you doing here?
I told you, I used mom's key.
Taking mom the key from mom explains how you entered but what are you doing here?
I live here.
You what?
Moved in this morning.
Your joking?
Nope, not joking.
Vicki, you can not be serious.
Very serious.
You can not moving somebody else's house without discussing it with them first.
First of all you are not just
someone else
You are my sister and secondly,
I figured if I discussed it with you first you would say no!
Okay, queen of air quotes,
you are clearly out of your mind.
If you knew I didn't want you living here, why in the hell would you think it was okay to move your stuff in?
Because I'm your sister.
Because you're my sister you can't live here.
I can live here, because I'm your sister.
No you can't.Yes I can. No you can't.Yes I can.
No you can't, now GET OUT!
Please, please let me live here! Please
All of my stuff is already here
I was gone for not even two hours, how did you manage to move all of your stuff in?
Well, um
Let's see, I waited in my car and I watched for you to leave
and then once you were gone, I used the key and moved all of my stuff in.
Yea, I didn't see your car when I left this morning.
I was parked at the corner, by the blue house.
How did you see from around the corner?
I used my binoculars! OH MY GOD!
So you are a stalker now? GREAT!
No, no.
I just didn't want you,
my dear sweet sister
to feel obligated to help me move my stuff in
so I waited until you were gone
then I put them all in that really ugly pink room.
That room is not ugly and it is not pink.
So ugly, so pink!
I just redid that room. It's orange!
It's definitely pink.
It's orange
Pinkish Orange
Pale Orange
Orangey pink
SHERBET! It's Sherbet.
Fine, sherbet.
You know Vicki, you, you're nuts!
Seriously, You park outside my house like a stalker
Then you move all of our stuff in
What is wrong with you, for real?
What's wrong with me???
What's wrong with you!
You're the one who doesn't even have any toilet paper, in your whole house!
I had to use napkins Tea.
NAPKINS!
Napkins!
Excuse me, our house?
Yes. I live here now.
Duh!
Didn't we just get done discussing this?
I suddenly have a massive headache
Pretty sure you are out of Advil too.
I'm outta here.
That's a good girl
Vick, something smells amazing!
I know doesn't it? It's this new recipe I found.
PS I think your computer has a virus
Last time I checked it didn't!
What did you do to it?
Nothing! Jeeze.
Vicki.
Are you feeding my dogs?
NO!
Seriously, they are begging for your food from the counter!
Please don't do that!
I don't see why it matters.
It matters because this is my house and they are my dogs.
So just do what I ask, ok?
Fine!
I'm sorry baby, no more chicken, your mommy is a big meany!
You are so mature.
So what did you think you could win me over by making dinner?
Uh, not exactly.
I guess you can join me.
You guess I can join you?
I guess you can join us.
Us?
Yea, I met this guy and invited him to dinner at my new place!
You are having a date,
at my house?
Yes. I'm having a date come over, what's the big deal?
You are unbelievable! You just moved in this morning.
And already, you are inviting strangers into my house.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Take a chill pill, I will text him and cancel, right now.
I definitely didn't think you would make that big of a deal out of it.
It's kind of a big deal.
It's not a big deal
It's a big deal.
It's not a big deal!
Oh no, we are not doing this again.
Fine, you win.
I hope you are hungry.
Cute turtleneck.
Thanks, I got it at those outlets.
It's very flattering on you.
Thank you.
Did you dye your hair?
Yep. What did you think I was doing all day.
I don't know. Reading?
So I was thinking.
Just because you don't date, doesn't mean that I can't.
What on earth makes you think that I don't date?
I don't know, if you dated or had a boyfriend, you probably wouldn't be such a sourpuss.
You think I'm a sourpuss?
Yea, like crotchety!
Crotchety?
Like an old maid!
OLD MAID!
Yea, where are all your cats? Meow!
I don't have to take this from you. You shouldn't even be here!
Thank God you can at least cook!
Yep, that is one skill I do have.
Like your skill of picking out sweaters.
Turtlenecks basically say
Closed for business!
Maybe if you didn't wear them all the time
then you could get a little business
a little business... a little business
How long are you staying here again?