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SURVIVOR
KERRI: Hi I'm Kerri.
DAVE: And I'm Dave and this is EW's TV Recaps for March 13. Well the Brains tribe continued
to suck *** on Survivor: Cagayan last night. They lost two challenges in a row, bringing
their grand total of challenge loses to 5 out of 6! I got to throw to Jeff Probst, who's
joining us live from tribal. Jeff - do these guys have any chance of getting their act
together?
[TRIBAL. Jeff is just totally confused. Says nothing]
DAVE: Alright I'm going to take that as a no.
KERRI: At least they FINALLY voted J'Tia off! I couldn't believe how long that took because
she was the WORST at challenges! And she wasn't shocked when it happened.
["Let's be honest - on day 3 I threw rice in the fire. Like the hang in there cat poster"
- J'Tia]
DAVE: Honestly, if Cass and Tasha decided to vote Spencer off, I would have been one
of those people throwing things at my television. He's the only one who provided any sort of
strength in their challenges.
["What is stupid? That is the question." - Cass]
KERRI: The Brains tribe is one of the worst challenge teams that I've ever seen. The Brawns
tribe ACTUALLY TRIED TO THROW A CHALLENGE and they STILL managed to beat the Brains.
That's sad.
DAVE: Well next week, the three tribes merge into two. And it'll be interesting to see whether the remaining Brains members start using their brains to form alliances with some of the bottom feeders out there.
KERRI: I just hope they do another challenge with blindfolds because I NEVER tire of seeing people get nailed in the nuts.
ROLL THE SUPERCUT BOYS!
[CLIP: Blindfold reward challenge.
Lots of guys getting hit in the crotch.]
KERRI: I wish we could have played Benny Hill's "Yakety Saks" over that nutshot supercut.
DAVE: Kerri you know we can't afford that
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