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>> Chris: LAST TIME ON
"TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR"...
DESTRUCTO-GIRL, HEATHER, TOOK
DOWN A WORLD-HERITAGE SITE, AND
WHILE WE SEARCHED FOR EGGS ON
EASTER ISLAND, SOME OLD PALS
STOPPED BY FOR A NICE VISIT,
ALONG WITH ONE SERIOUSLY
TICKED-OFF MOTHER OF A CONDOR.
SISTERHOODS WERE CHALLENGED,
BROTHERHOODS FORMED.
ULTIMATELY, SIERRA GOT THE
VOTE-OFF, EXCEPT SOME WISE GUY
DECIDED TO MAKE IT A REWARD
CHALLENGE.
[ LAUGHS ]
THE FINAL FOUR REMAIN.
WHICH ONE OF THEM WILL DIG UP
MORE TROUBLE THIS WEEK?
FIND OUT RIGHT NOW ON
"TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD TOUR!"
[ POP! ]
>> ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD,
I'M DOING FINE ♪
♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪
♪ YOU ASKED ME
WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪
♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER
IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪
♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
♪ I WANT TO LIVE
CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪
♪ WELL, PACK YOUR BAGS,
'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪
♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE,
NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪
♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪
♪ NAH NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH ♪
♪ NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH ♪
♪ NAH-NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH ♪
♪ I WANNA BE ♪
♪ I WANNA BE ♪
♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪
♪ I WANNA BE ♪
♪ I WANNA BE ♪
♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪
[ WHISTLING ]
[ MONITOR BEEPING ]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
>> Heather: [ SNORING ]
[ YAWNS ]
UGH, THAT WAS NOT A FIRST-CLASS
SLEEP.
OW!
>> Alejandro: WOULD YOU LIKE A
DELICIOUS PUPUSA?
>> Heather: [ SCOFFS ]
NO!
>> Alejandro: THANK YOU, ONCE
AGAIN, FOR INVITING ME UP HERE
WITH YOU.
>> Heather: DO NOT MISTAKE IT
FOR ME LIKING YOU.
INVITING YOU UP HERE WAS PURELY
A STRATEGIC CHOICE.
>> Alejandro: MM-HMM.
>> Heather: IT'S TRUE!
IF I HAD SEPARATED SIERRA AND
CODY, THAT WING NUT WOULD BE
GUNNING FOR ME.
YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE LEFT.
>> Cody: OF COURSE I'LL MARRY
YOU, GWEN.
SIERRA?
OH, SHE HAD QUITE A BAD
ROLLER-SKATING ACCIDENT.
DON'T WORRY YOUR PRETTY HEAD
ABOUT -- AAAH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Sierra: YOU WERE HAVING A
TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE!
COME -- LET ME HUG IT AWAY FOR
YOU.
>> Cody: I...THOUGHT YOU'D BE
MAD AT ME.
>> Sierra: WHATEVER FOR?
HERE COMES THE HUGGY-HUG-HUG.
>> Cody: MAINLY BECAUSE, WELL,
YOU HELPED ME OUT, AND THEN I,
UH, MAYBE VOTED FOR YOU?
>> Sierra: ALL THAT MATTERS NOW
IS THAT I'M HERE WITH YOU ON THE
BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!
I HOPE YOU LIKE SURPRISES.
>> Cody: FROM YOU?!
>> Sierra: OH, YOU'LL LIKE THIS
ONE.
I'M MAKING YOU SOMETHING --
SOMETHING VER-R-R-Y SPECIAL.
[ GIGGLES ]
BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE
PATIENT.
>> Cody: [ GULPS ]
>> Alejandro: SIERRA, HAVE A
MOMENT?
>> Sierra: [ SCOFFS ]
DON'T EVEN BOTHER TRYING TO
FLIRT WITH ME, OKAY?
I'M A ONE-CODYKINS GIRL.
>> Alejandro: OF COURSE.
HOWEVER, I FEEL I MUST SHOW YOU
SOMETHING.
>> Sierra: I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY,
YOU KNOW.
I HAVE A SECRET SURPRISE TO
ENGINEER.
[ RUMBLING, SQUISHING ]
>> Alejandro: YOUR PLANS MAY
CHANGE AFTER YOU SEE...
THIS.
>> Sierra: [ GASPS ]
NO!
IT CAN'T BE TRUE!
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!
I'M GOING TO KICK HEATHER'S
HUSBAND-STEALING BUTT!
>> Alejandro: UNH-UNH-UNH.
PATIENCE.
YOU MUST NOT LET EMOTIONS RULE
YOUR GAME.
>> Chris: WELCOME TO DRUMHELLER,
ALBERTA -- A WORLD-HERITAGE
SITE.
IT HAS THE WICKEDEST COLLECTION
OF DINOSAUR BONES ON THE PLANET.
IN FRONT OF YOU IS A GIANT PIT
WITH LOTS OF SUPER-ANCIENT DINO
BONES.
GRAB WHATEVER BONES YOU CAN FIND
TO MAKE YOUR VERY OWN LIFE-SIZED
DINO.
I'M CALLING IT...
"DESIGN-OSAUR-IT."
[ ALL GROAN ]
I KNOW.
THEY SHOULD PAY ME JUST TO COME
UP WITH TITLES.
I'M THAT GOOD.
>> Sierra: [ GROWLS ]
>> Heather: WHAT IS YOUR
PROBLEM?
>> Alejandro: Remember --
strategy.
Wait.
>> Chris: YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES
TO RIFLE THROUGH THE PLANE'S
CARGO HOLD AND GRAB WHATEVER YOU
CAN TO HELP BUILD YOUR
CREATIONS.
AND...GO!
>> Heather: HEY!
>> Sierra: GLITTER GLUE!
STICKERS! PUFFY PAINT! YES!
>> Heather: DID SOMEBODY SAY WE
WERE MAKING GRADE-THREE ART
PROJECTS?
UGH!
REAL MATURE!
>> Cody: THIS MIGHT COME IN
HANDY.
I HAD DIBS!
>> Heather: YOU DIDN'T CALL IT
UNTIL AFTER.
IT DOESN'T COUNT.
>> Sierra: HOW COULD YOU?!
>> Cody: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?
>> Heather: NOTHING!
HELLO?! SHE'S CRAZY!
>> Alejandro: I THOUGHT YOU
COULD USE A LITTLE VISUAL
REMINDER OF WHAT YOU'RE PLAYING
FOR.
>> Sierra: [ GROWLS ]
>> Alejandro: BETTER?
I MADE MANY COPIES TO HELP YOU
TO VENT.
>> Sierra: I EXPECT THIS FROM
THAT LYING, TWO-FACED HUSBAND
STEALER, BUT CODYKINS?!
HOW COULD HE?!
>> Alejandro: AWW.
I'M SURE YOU TWO WILL SMOOTH
THINGS OVER...AFTER YOU GET RID
OF HEATHER, OF COURSE.
>> Sierra: [ SNIFFLES ]
HEATHER IS ABOUT TO BECOME
EXTINCT!
>> Heather: LOOK WHAT I'VE
BROUGHT YOU -- A VERY HELPFUL
T-REX BONE.
>> Cody: THAT LOOKS MORE LIKE
THE BONE FROM A T-BONE STEAK.
>> Heather: T-REX, T-BONE.
THE POINT IS IT IS TIME TO GET
RID OF ALEJANDRO.
>> Cody: IF YOU WANTED TO GET
RID OF HIM SO BADLY, WHY DID YOU
INVITE HIM UP TO FIRST CLASS?
>> Heather: UM, IT'S CALLED
"STRATEGY."
>> Cody: RIGHT.
YOU TOOK ALEJANDRO UP TO FIRST
CLASS BECAUSE YOU'RE TOTALLY IN
LOVE WITH HIM.
>> Heather: I AM NOT!
WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP SAYING
THAT?
>> Sierra: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Heather: HEY, SIERRA.
>> Sierra: [ GROWLS ]
>> Heather: I DO NOT KNOW WHAT
YOUR PROBLEM IS TODAY, BUT WE
STILL NEED TO TALK STRATEGY.
AFTER ALL, I MADE THE SUPREME
SACRIFICE OF HANGING WITH THE
AWFUL ALEJANDRO SO YOU AND CODY
COULD BE ALONE.
>> Sierra: AT LEAST DINOSAURS
ONLY KILLED PEOPLE FOR FOOD.
YOU KILL PEOPLE FOR FUN!
>> Heather: PEOPLE WEREN'T EVEN
AROUND WHEN THERE WERE
DINOSAURS.
>> Sierra: I DON'T MEAN ACTUAL
PEOPLE.
OKAY, I MEAN RELATIONSHIPS...
AND SOULS!
>> Heather: I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.
>> Sierra: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
THE FACT THAT YOU'RE -- YOU'RE
EVIL!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> Alejandro: THIS WILL NEVER
DO.
HMM. NOR THIS.
AH. PERFECTION.
>> Sierra: [ SNIFFLES ]
>> Heather: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Chris: TIME'S UP.
NOW WE'LL BEGIN THE AMAZING TOUR
THROUGH THE AGES OF IMAGINARY
DINOSAURS.
LET'S START WITH ALEJANDRO.
>> Alejandro: I CAN DO BETTER
THAN IMAGINARY.
THIS IMPRESSIVE FELLOW IS THE
ALLOSAURUS, AND, YES, THAT'S HIS
REAL NAME.
>> Both: WOW!
>> Heather: SHOW-OFF.
>> Chris: IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH TO
BEAT THAT RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE.
>> Heather: PUH-LEASE.
I CAN TOTALLY BEAT THAT.
I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE THE
GLORIOUS CHRIS-CERATOPS.
THE CHRIS-CERATOPS IS ONE
TALENTED BEAST AND A REAL HIT
WITH THE LADIES.
LIKE IT?
>> Chris: LUV IT!
L-U-V -- LUV!
CODE-STER, WHAT DO YOU GOT?
>> Cody: MEET THE CODY-ODON.
NO, HERE -- MEET HIM FIRSTHAND.
GET TO KNOW HIM.
>> Sierra: OH, CODY-ODON.
HOW COULD YOU?!
>> Heather: IT'S REALLY LIGHT.
>> Cody: I CAME ACROSS A WHOLE
WHACK OF THESE, AND I THOUGHT
THEY WERE REALLY COOL.
>> Alejandro: THEY'RE COPROLITE
FOSSILS.
>> Cody: ALL RIGHT!
LET'S CALL THEM THE, UH,
CODY-OLITE.
>> Alejandro: "COPROLITE"
TRANSLATES FROM ANCIENT GREEK --
"COPRO" MEANING "DUNG" AND
"LITE" MEANING "STONE."
>> Cody: YOU MEAN IT'S
FOSSILIZED...
>> Heather: POOP?
>> All: EW!
>> Chris: SIERRA, PLEASE RESCUE
US FROM CODY'S SUCKITUDE.
>> Sierra: MEET THE
BROKEN-HEART-OSAURUS -- A
TRIBUTE TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE
BEEN BETRAYED BY THOSE THEY
LOVE.
>> Chris: WHY IS IT WEARING A
PARTY HAT?
>> Sierra: BECAUSE IT'S YOUR
BIRTHDAY.
>> Cody: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
I TOTALLY FORGOT!
>> Sierra: I COULD NEVER, EVER
FORGET YOUR BIRTHDAY!
HEATHER, DID YOU REMEMBER IT WAS
HIS BIRTHDAY?!
>> Heather: REMEMBER HIS
BIRTHDAY?
TWERP IS LUCKY I REMEMBER HIS
NAME.
>> Cody: IT'S SO SWEET THAT YOU
REMEMBERED, SIERRA.
THANK YOU. REALLY.
>> Chris: ENOUGH MUSH.
IT'S JUDGMENT DAY!
WHICH DINOS WILL SURVIVE, AND
WHICH ONES WILL BE DRIVEN TO
EXTINCTION?
OH, AND DID I MENTION WHO THE
VERY SPECIAL JUDGES ARE?
YOU!
WITH A PRETTY SHOCKING TWIST, OF
COURSE.
>> Heather: A LIE-DETECTOR.
SURE. GREAT IDEA, CHRIS.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
SARCASM DOESN'T COUNT AS A LIE!
>> Chris: IT'S TIME TO VOTE FOR
YOUR FAVE DINO.
CAN'T VOTE FOR YOUR OWN, OF
COURSE, AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO
TELL THE TRUTH.
JUST SAYING.
>> Heather: I LOVED CODY'S
POOP-OSAURUS.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ COUGHS ]
>> Chris: [ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH.
MIGHT WANT TO TELL THE TRUTH
THERE, HEATHER.
>> Heather: FINE.
SIERRA'S MOVING TRIBUTE TO LOVE
AND LOSS WAS THE BEST.
AND...I REALLY LIKE GLITTER
GLUE.
I HAVE A WHOLE SECRET COLLECTION
OF THE KIND THAT COMES IN PENS.
DON'T JUDGE ME.
>> Chris: OH, WE ARE.
NEXT!
>> Alejandro: I, TOO, VOTE FOR
THE DUNG-O-RAMUS.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
FINE.
I APPRECIATED SIERRA'S GENUINE
EMOTION.
>> Chris: GOOD ENOUGH. NEXT!
>> Sierra: WHILE I'D LOVE TO
VOTE FOR CODY'S DOO-DOO RAPTOR,
I MUST VOTE FOR VILE HEATHER'S
MAJOR KISS-UP ATTEMPT, MAINLY
'CAUSE I BET MY MOM WILL MAKE US
BUILD A CHRIS-CERATOPS IN THE
YARD THIS SUMMER.
>> Chris: SEND ME SOME PICTURES,
EH?
NEXT?
>> Cody: LAST YEAR, MY OWN MOM
AND DAD FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY, SO I
GOT TO VOTE FOR SIERRA'S
GLITTER-OSAURUS.
>> Chris: AS THE WINNER, SIERRA
GETS THIS HANDY-DANDY POST
DIGGER.
>> Sierra: YEE-HA!
[ ENGINE REVS ]
>> Heather: AAAH!
>> Chris: HEATHER VERSUS THE
POST DIGGER.
SEE WHO WINS NEXT, RIGHT HERE ON
"TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR."
>> Chris: WELCOME BACK TO
RESOURCE-RICH ALBERTA, CANADA.
THE INTERNS WERE SUPPOSED TO
BURY THESE BARRELS FULL OF MAPLE
SYRUP, SUGAR, SPIDERS, AND
RATTLESNAKES.
[ SNAKES HISS ]
[ ALL SCREAM ]
LONG STORY SHORT, THE INTERNS
BURIED OUR RESERVE FUEL BARRELS
INSTEAD.
>> AAH!
>> Chris: SINCE HEATHER CAME IN
SECOND, SHE GETS THIS RUSTY, OLD
PROSPECTOR KIT.
>> Heather: YES!
>> Chris: AND CODY TAKES THIRD
PLACE.
>> Cody: A KIDDY PAIL AND
SHOVEL?
>> Chris: YOU'RE WELCOME.
AND FOR COMING IN DEAD-LAST...
>> Alejandro: HOW AM I LAST WHEN
I CREATED THE ONLY REALISTIC
DINOSAUR?
AW, THAT HAS TO GET ME
SOMETHING.
>> Chris: [ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH, YOU'D THINK SO.
FIRST ONE BACK WITH A BARREL OF
MY OIL WINS IMMUNITY.
>> Cody: THERE MUST BE 20 SQUARE
MILES OF BADLANDS.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING FOR A NEEDLE
IN 20 SQUARE MILES OF BADLANDS.
>> Chris: OH, I FORGOT TO
MENTION -- WE'LL BE PUMMELING
YOU WITH THE OCCASIONAL BOULDER.
[ LAUGHS ]
FUNNY, RIGHT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
>> Heather: NICE TO SEE YOU
WORKING HARD.
>> Alejandro: GEE, THANKS.
I ALWAYS DO.
>> Heather: HITTING ON LADIES
AND COASTING ON THEIR WORK WAS
HARD?
>> Alejandro: DON'T YOU HAVE
THINGS TO DO?
>> Heather: WANT TO BORROW MY
KILLER PICK-AXE?
>> Alejandro: REALLY?
>> Heather: MM...YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S PROBABLY AGAINST THE RULES.
FORGET IT.
>> Alejandro: GOODBYE, HEATHER.
>> Heather: I WOULD GO, BUT IT'S
ACTUALLY REALLY FUN SEEING YOU
SCRAMBLING IN THE DIRT.
YOU'RE NOT USUALLY A LAST-PLACE
KIND OF --
>> Alejandro: LEAVE ME ALONE!
>> Heather: WOW, SOMEBODY GOT UP
ON THE WRONG SIDE OF FIRST
CLASS.
I'M JUST GONNA GO DIG NOW...
WITH MY AXE...THAT I WON.
>> Cody: I STILL FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE MAD AT ME.
WHAT DID I DO?
>> Sierra: I DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IT!
>> Cody: I ALREADY FELT BAD
ABOUT VOTING FOR YOU, OKAY?!
AND, I GUESS, NOW I REALIZE THAT
YOU MUST CARE A LOT ABOUT ME AND
I...
>> Sierra: MUST...FOCUS.
MUST...FOCUS!
>> Cody: SIERRA, WHAT'S THAT?
[ RUMBLING ]
INCOMING!
>> Chef: [ GRUNTING ]
[ PANTING ]
>> Chris: THIS IS THE LIFE.
>> Chef: AAAAAAH!
>> Chris: UH-OH.
>> Cody: [ GROANS ]
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
>> Sierra: YOU TELL ME.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED,
WHICH MEANS YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE CUDDLING WITH THE MEANEST
GIRL ON THE SHOW!
OR ANY GIRL!
HOW COULD YOU?!
>> Cody: BUT I DIDN'T DO IT,
SIERRA.
>> Chef: AAAAAAH!
>> Sierra: I'LL FORGIVE YOU
EVENTUALLY, BUT CHEATERS HAVE TO
ACKNOWLEDGE THAT --
>> Cody: W-WAIT.
THIS IS JUST ME AND HEATHER
ALONE IN LOSER CLASS.
>> Sierra: OH. OH, GOSH!
I TOLD MYSELF I WASN'T GONNA
CRY, BUT --
>> Cody: NO, SIERRA, DON'T CRY.
THAT PROVES IT'S A FAKE.
WHEN DO YOU EVER LEAVE ME BY
MYSELF?
>> Sierra: WELL, I LET YOU GO TO
THE BATHROOM ALL THE TIME.
>> Cody: BUT THIS ISN'T IN THE
BATHROOM.
DON'T YOU SEE?
THERE IS NO TIME THAT HEATHER
AND I COULD HAVE BEEN ALONE
WITHOUT YOU.
>> Sierra: I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> Cody: WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
>> Sierra: [ GASPS ]
ALEJANDRO STAGED THIS!
>> Cody: HE SET ME UP!
>> Sierra: OH...MY...GOSH!
HE IS GOING DO-O-O-WN!
[ CLANG! ]
>> Cody: WHAT DID YOU HIT?
>> Sierra: [ GASPS ]
IT'S A BARREL OF OIL!
>> Chris: AAAAAH!
[ THUD! ]
>> Heather: [ GRUNTING ]
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND A
BARREL OF OIL WAY OUT HERE IN
HELLER?
UGH!
[ CLANG! ]
HELLO, PAYDIRT!
[ GASPS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
OH, THIS SUCKS!
I'M STUCK IN DRUMHELLER!
HELP!
>> Sierra: BUT IF I TAKE IT AND
GET IMMUNITY, YOU COULD END UP
IN A TIE BREAKER.
>> Cody: ONE OF US SHOULD HAVE
IMMUNITY, AND YOU DESERVE IT.
I'LL FIND MY OWN BARREL.
AND WHOEVER SEES HEATHER FIRST
CAN WARN HER ABOUT ALEJANDRO AND
CONVINCE HER TO VOTE FOR HIM,
TOO.
>> Sierra: I LIKE IT WHEN YOU'RE
BOSSY.
[ SMOOCHES ]
[ SIZZLING ]
>> Sierra: [ PANTING ]
>> Chris: CONGRATULATIONS,
SIERRA.
YOU JUST WON YOURSELF IMMUNITY.
>> Sierra: COOL!
CAN I GO HANG OUT IN THE PLANE
FOR A WHILE?
>> Chris: BUT WE'VE GOT A
FINAL-THREE BARBECUE READY, AND
YOU'VE GOT A VERY RARE CHANCE TO
HANG ALONE WITH THE HOST WITH
THE MOST.
>> Sierra: I HAVE BIGGER FISH TO
FRY...IN THE FORM OF CAKE.
>> Chris: YEAH, I DON'T GET HER,
EITHER.
>> Alejandro: YOU CANNOT KEEP ME
DOWN, CHRIS.
>> Heather: HELP!
>> Alejandro: HEATHER?
>> Heather: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Alejandro: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Heather: DON'T JUST STAND
THERE!
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT,
ALEJANDRO.
THAT BARREL IS MINE.
[ DING! ]
>> Chris: GUESS WHAT?
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC BEGINS ]
>> Alejandro: ♪ I LEFT BRIDGETTE
STUCK TO A POLE ♪
♪ ROBBED LeSHAWNA OF HER
FABULOUS SOUL ♪
♪ MADE EVEN COURTNEY LOSE
CONTROL ♪
♪ NOW I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU WEDGED
UP IN A HOLE ♪
♪ THIS IS HOW WE WILL END IT ♪
>> ♪ THIS GAME WE HAVE PLAYED ♪
>> Alejandro: ♪ THIS IS HOW WE
WILL END IT ♪
>> ♪ YOUR BILL MUST BE PAID ♪
>> Heather: ♪ OOH OOH-OOH
OOH-OOH ♪
♪ SHOULDN'T HAVE MOCKED YOU FOR
HAVING TO DIG ♪
♪ HELP ME OUT, AND I'LL BE YOUR
HUMAN DRILL RIG ♪
>> YOU THINK I'M GONNA FALL FOR
THAT? ♪
♪ AIN'T A TEA PARTY ♪
♪ IT'S COMBAT ♪
>> Alejandro: ♪ THIS IS HOW WE
WILL END IT ♪
>> ♪ THIS GAME WE HAVE PLAYED ♪
>> Alejandro: ♪ THIS IS HOW WE
WILL END IT ♪
>> ♪ YOUR BILL MUST BE PAID ♪
>> Heather: ♪ OOH OOH-OOH OOH ♪
♪ I'M WEDGED IN A HOLE ♪
♪ THIS ISN'T RIGHT ♪
♪ IF I'M GOING DOWN, MAKE A FAIR
FIGHT ♪
♪ IT'S BENEATH YOU TO ABANDON A
GIRL IN A DITCH ♪
♪ OFFER ME MY DIGNITY ♪
♪ I HAVEN'T GOT A STITCH ♪
PLEASE, ALEJANDRO.
YOU AND I HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST
ADVERSARIES THIS GAME HAS EVER
SEEN.
IS THIS HOW YOU WANT TO WIN
IT -- BECAUSE I GOT JAMMED INTO
A PIT BY A STUPID ROCK?
IS THAT THE VICTORY YOU WANT?
>> Alejandro: ♪ I LEFT BRIDGETTE
STUCK TO A POLE ♪
♪ ROBBED LeSHAWNA OF HER
FABULOUS SOUL ♪
♪ MADE EVEN COURTNEY LOSE
CONTROL ♪
♪ BUT I CAN'T LEAVE YOU WEDGED
IN A HOLE ♪
♪ THIS IS NOT HOW WE'LL END IT ♪
>> ♪ THIS GAME WE HAVE PLAYED ♪
>> Alejandro: ♪ THIS IS NOT HOW
WE'LL END IT ♪
>> ♪ THE BILL'S ABOUT TO BE
PAID ♪
>> Heather: COULD YOU...PUT ME
DOWN?
>> Alejandro: YOU WILL NEVER,
NEVER, NEVER VOTE FOR ME.
>> Heather: OF COURSE NOT.
THERE'S ONLY, LIKE, TWO VOTES
LEFT ANYWAY.
>> Alejandro: PROMISE?
>> Heather: I PROMISE.
NOW CAN YOU CUT THE KING KONG
ACT AND PUT ME THE HELLER DOWN?
>> Alejandro: UNH-UNH.
NOW YOU WILL HELP ME DIG UP A
BARREL.
WE WILL FINISH THIS CHALLENGE
TOGETHER.
>> Heather: ANYONE WHO ASKS ME
IF I LIKED HAVING HIS HAND ON MY
SHOULDER WILL BE WEDGED IN A
HOLE OF THEIR OWN, GOT IT?
IT IS ALL STRATEGIC.
>> Alejandro: I DID NOT LET MY
FEELINGS GET IN THE WAY OF THE
GAME.
IT'S JUST THAT I...CHANGED MY
MIND.
GOT IT?!
IT'S ALL STRATEGIC.
>> Heather: WE LOST!
>> Alejandro: WE TIED FOR
SECOND.
BUT IT'S OKAY.
THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN IS A
TIE BREAKER, AND EITHER ONE OF
US COULD BEST EITHER ONE OF
THEM -- WITH OUR EYES CLOSED.
>> Heather: SO I'M STUCK GOING
INTO THE FINAL THREE WITH
ALEJANDRO.
IT SUCKS BECAUSE HE IS SO GOOD
AT EVERYTHING.
IF I'M LUCKY, THE FINAL
CHALLENGE WILL BE SOME OTHER
DISGUST-O EATING THING -- RAT
INTESTINES OR WHATEVER -- AND HE
WON'T HAVE COURTNEY TO CHEAT FOR
HIM.
AAH!
UH, IF YOU'RE PLANNING MY
***, REMEMBER WE ARE ON TV,
AND EVERYONE --
>> Sierra: WE NEED TO TALK.
>> Chris: I'VE GOT A LITTLE
SEASON-ONE TRIBUTE TREAT HERE
FOR YOU.
REMEMBER -- SIERRA HAS
INVINCIBILITY, SO THERE BETTER
NOT BE ANY VOTES AGAINST HER.
SO, SIERRA, YOU GET TONIGHT'S
FIRST MARSHMALLOW.
>> Sierra: AWW.
I USED TO EAT THESE AT HOME
WHILE WATCHING THE SHOW!
OH, THAT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN
I EVER IMAGINED.
OH.
>> Chris: TONIGHT'S SECOND
MARSHMALLOW GOES TO HEATHER, WHO
ALSO HAD NO VOTES AGAINST HER.
LET'S READ THE REMAINING
VOTES -- JUST FOR A LITTLE
SUSPENSEFUL FUN.
THE FIRST VOTE GOES TO...
CODY.
ONE FOR ALEJANDRO.
ANOTHER ONE FOR ALEJANDRO.
AND THE LAST VOTE GOES TO...
>> Sierra: WAIT!
WE'VE ALL BEEN THROUGH A LOT
TOGETHER, SO I THINK WE SHOULD
DO ONE LAST THING BEFORE ANYBODY
GETS THE BOOT.
BRB!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CODY!
I MADE IT MYSELF.
>> All: SIERRA! LOOK OUT!
>> Sierra: WHAT?!
[ ANIMALS BLEATING ]
>> Cody: SIERRA!
>> Chris: MY BEAUTIFUL PLANE!
NO-O-O-O!
>> Cody: ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Sierra: IT WAS CHOCOLATE --
YOUR FAVORITE.
>> Alejandro: ARE YOU OKAY?!
>> Sierra: DO I LOOK OKAY?!
>> Heather: CHRIS? HEY, CHRIS.
>> Chris: AW, SHE'S FINE.
ALTHOUGH I GUESS WITH THE WHOLE
"BLOWING UP MY PLANE" BUSINESS,
SHE'S OUT OF THE GAME!
>> Alejandro: SO THE FINAL
THREE -- IT'S CODY, HEATHER, AND
ME?
>> Sierra: CODY, YOU MUST WIN IT
FOR BOTH OF US.
>> Heather: WHOO. YEAH.
BUT...BE RIGHT BACK.
>> Alejandro: [ BLOWS ]
YOU WILL REGRET THIS, HEATHER.
OH, YES -- YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
>> Chris: WELL, THIS WAS NOT MY
BEST DAY EVER.
JOIN US NEXT TIME.
THERE WILL BE A NEXT TIME, I'M
JUST NOT S-SURE WHAT KIND OF
SHOW IT WILL BE, OR WHERE.
[ Voice breaking ] IT WILL STILL
BE CALLED "TOTAL...DRAMA...
[weakly] WORLD TOUR."
[ CRYING ]
>> ♪ NAH NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH ♪
♪ NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH ♪
♪ NAH-NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH ♪
♪ NAH NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH ♪
♪ NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH ♪
♪ NAH-NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH ♪
[ WHISTLING ]