Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Hi there!!! Welcome to the Bad F Man Show... I'm your host... Bad F Man!!!
I'm so tough, I could fight that guy.
I'm sure you could Bad F Man... But we are the same person... Don't you think it'll be
a stalemate or something???
That is what has me so confused!
I can understand that... It's like... Mind??? Blown!!!
Eyes?
Yes.... The Eyes have it!!! *SWIG* I was wondering if you would do an interview with me???
I will do my best but as I said... I don't know the employment situation in Australia.
What are your options for next year?
That's all anyone can ask... I don't know about Australia... But Here in the United
States??? I have a career as a DSP... My options are to be promoted or demoted... I prefer
the former!!! Ha ha ha!!! So what is your favorite animal documentary Bad F Ma.
Dogs.
That was a great documentary!!! I liked it when they barked... I also liked it when they
smelled each other's butts... Tell me Bad F Man... Would you ever take an Oil painting
class???
Of course. Let's play.
Sadly... I have neither oil paint nor a canvas... Would you like to use MS Paint instead???
Sure, what game?
Global Thermonuclear War!!!
Sure, that sounds fun!
I was only kidding. Let's play Build a Pyramid with rocks!!!
Tactical thermonuclear war.
Umm... I said I was only kidding Bad F Man... No need to bust out the warheads!!! Would
you like a Badweiser??? It'll make you feel better!!!
Do you feel better?
*SWIG* Now that I had my Redweiser and we stopped talking about nuking things??? Yes...
Yes I do... Have you ever hunted for change in your car???
Do you like that song?
What Song is that Bad F Man???
Do you like My Little Pony Friendship is Magic?
Not familiar with the song... But I have watched a few episodes... No Brony!!!
Who is your favorite movie character?
Wait a minute... I'M interviewing YOU!!! Who is YOUR favorite movie character???
What is your favorite book?
Okay okay okay... Ash from the Evil Dead Series and The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant The
Unbeliever... Respectively!!! Do you have a recipe scrapbook???
Who is your favorite character from pride and prejudice?
Never seen it... Answer the question... Recipes???
You didn't ask me a question.
I'm asking you now about your favorite recipe... What is it???
The potential for an event to lessen my pleasure causes me fear.
Okay... So you don't want to talk about cooking??? No Problem... Have you ever made a music video
for YouTube???
I have played a video game once before.
Which one???
Which what?
Whoch Video Game???
What makes you think video games mean I can't think?
Perhaps you need to take a break... Would you like a SWIG of my Redweiser???
Yes, please.
Okay!!! Here you go...
Give me six digits now.
Random.org gave me 872789... Have you ever made 'Thinking of You' cards for your Family???
What's your name? Maybe I have.
I am... The Bad F Man!!! *SWIG* ^_^.
What do you like to read?
Asked and answered... Nice try!!! I give you 51 points for attempted redundancy... Make
A Pig call for me please???
Do you believe in God?
I believe that God made beer because he loves us very much and wants us to be happy!!! Would
you like to have a pig calling contest???
Shot through the heart! And you're to blame!
So Bon Jovi is your pig call... I cannot possibly beat that!!! You are the winner Bad F Man...
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!! If you called Burger King... Would you ask The King to play
for your football team???
Answer the question.
I asked you first...
No I asked you first.
Okay... If I called Burger King I'd probably ask them who would win in a fight... The Burger
King or Ronald McDonald???
But I called dibbs first.
Umm... Let's move on then... What's the coolest App you have for your phone right now???
I don't know.
Fair enough... Would you ever watch TV outside at night???
*Hit you with a baseball bat*.
Ow... I guess that's a sore subject with you... Eh Bad F Man???
I think I'm going to go now.
Don't go!!! I still have more questions!!! What did you think of your last shave at a
barber shop???
I think its pretty funny.
Cool... Awesome!!! What was so funny about it??? Was it that it became your 5th most
watched video of all time???
I don't know, is it that time of month for you?
Nope... I don't have a uterus... But than you for your concern!!! If I had a winter
picnic with hot soup and sandwiches... What kind of soup and sadwich would you have???
Exactly my point.
I think I understand... You think winter picnics suck... Is that right Bad F Man???
Who is that?
You... And Me... Because I'm interviewing you... Which is me... Have you ever raced
up a big hill before??? If we raced... Who do you think would win???
I asked you first.
You did not ask me if I raced up a big hill before!!! Wait... Maybe you did... Because
I asked you... But you are me... So you did ask me first because I asked you first...
Uhh... Starting... To... Get... Headache... Or was that from the shot with the b.
My friend who has 6 horses.
I'll have to meet him one day!!! Would you be willing to take a Selfie with a lampshade
on your head and post it to Facebook???
Hmm... Would you be willing to be a polygamist.
I like the way you think... But that's only because you're me!!! I'll take that as a stalwart
and resounding YES!!! We'll have to make that a reality then one day... Can you do your
best Tarzan Yell???
Here you are.
That sounded great Bad F Man!!! Do you need to take a guitar lesson???
Not really.
I agree... Those strings hurt your fingers... Okay... Last question... If you put food coloring
in the water of a vase of white flowers... How long do you think it would take for the
flowers to change color???
How long do you think it'll take for your language skills to improve to human-like levels?
Eep opp ork ah ah!!! How's that???
Yeah it's possible, you rage?
Only on Halloween Do I Rage!!! Thanks for sitting down and talking with me today Bad
F Man!!!
You're welcome. Go in peace.
Wiser words were never said before nor will ever be said again!!! Thanks for watching
My Little Alcohols... Take care and have fun!!! BAD F MAN OUT.....
No problem.