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So... so you won't look at me you'll just look at the camera. So you'll say... I'm Jessica...
can you do it with the other hand... I'm Jessica, I'm Matthew. and we are awesome. (laughing).
I have begged and pleaded for him to assist me with a video and he said once I got to
ten videos that he would be, hello, this is the eleventh video that he would be here so
we decided to do the my husband does my makeup tag and he has told me time and time again
that he will do the best makeup that there has ever been ever ever on you tube so...
I don't think it's going to happen at all I think the best... I think it's ***.
you are going to fail miserably. oh yea? yes and also I haven't been as nice as some of
the ladies here on YouTube. Usually they set them all up with like the lippies and eye
shadows and mascaras I just dumped the bag on to the table you can't see it but he's
going to have a difficult time if he can't read...I can't. Let's get started I'm terrified
and excited all at the same time so let's do this. Well, (clears throat) can you see
can you see me ok I don't even know where to begin. I'm going to put on some facial
primer uh excuse me elf mineral infused facial primer oh
my god what are doing I don't know how to apply this so I'm just going to us my fingers
uh and I'm just going to put oh it's clear and jelly do you see this do you guys have
this as well I think they know OK uh I'm gonna just going to put this on here what
and see my technique here come a little closer my technique here is that I'm going to start
with the chin because that's the driest part of the face what? OK and your really want
to get the forehead cause that's where most of the cracks and just the desert like wait
cracks? foundation I don't know if this goes on next I don't know how to apply it either
is there not a way for me to apply this with out getting on my skin... what's this? I don't
know oh! I don't know what I'm doing so I'm gonna actually put it on this doohickey and
see I have a nice smiley face of goop and I'm just going to rub it in and I"m gonna
put it on her face because I don't know what the hell i'm doing. I oh this is not going
to be good you don't want to see this yes I do oh OK what we want to do is we want to
make sure that it's nice and rubbed away so that she can't see it when I'm finished cause
she's very embarrassed. uh OK OK OK uh lip shine no lip shine i'm not going to use this
uh oh oh oh did i just put this on? no oh I probably shouldn't be saying this she shouldn't
be saying this. OK so uh garnier skin renew miracle skin protector perfecter sounds like
a loud of something to me so I'm just going to squeeze a nice helping on my fingers OK
and oh this is very this is very chocolaty so I don't know what i"m doing I'm just going
to do it like this like I did before because that technique worked really well Now we want
to really make sure we get this chin that is not blending oh my god you're my Picasso
OK so uh I'm gonna start applying um I'm going to work on her eyes I need a utensil or tool
she has so many um this looks promising this is a tiny one I like the tiny one because
I'm going to be applying it to this general area so I'm just going to set this down and
(smells) OK it smells pretty good actually you'd be surprised so I'm going to use a nice
fun color to match her shirt uh I'm going to get probably in here this kinda color ish
right I"m just going to get a little of that - oh my god- I'm just going to get a little
color on this cause we want to look beautiful. OK so close your eye oh god that's a lot of
color oh that's beautiful you know what you should do get off that excess it's too late
now cause it's all over that bottom of her eye mistakes are going to made you just need
to clean it up... just clean it up OK. oh my god. that's that's just god awful OK now
that I've effectively made that's not right here let me just OK we want to find a color
to pop that color um and I'm thinking something close to this cause you want it to be nice
and gorgeous close your eye and I'm just going to get these this little smile what are these
called these that's not doing a damn thing let me get a little more caked on this brush
OK there we go cotton candy all the way oh that's a nice look she's looking beautiful
alright. I'm going to do the other eyeball this is looking wonderful you're doing great
you're being a good sport OK alright let's get this other eyeball and you want to make
sure your job looks just as terrible as the other side. oh my god. this is even worse.
stop brushing the fallout what are you doing? you look just *** amazing. you do. ah
stop brushing the fallout OK um I have a future in this profession. You ever walk into a room
and forget why you walked in there that's how I feel throughout this whole video. I'm
opening things I"m thinking why did step in here? Are you done with the eyes? I am not
done with the eyes because I have to do mascara. Oh my god. this is not mascara this is lipstick.
though that would be funny. this is also that's not quite lipstick. This is mascara it unscrews.
it's like DNA. please don't blind me. So we're just the technique here is to not blind your
spouse. So I'm just going to be very gentle it's OK you have beautiful eyelashes. I'm
getting some good volume. you moved you moved that is not my fault. you saw there's proof
I did not do that. you're terrifying me. let's just put a dab there. You gotta make mistakes
and correct them. This one looks like it already has it on there. This girl, can go without
makeup she does not need it. Aww that's so sweet of you.What did you do? Uh. Oh no let's
correct it. You can't correct it by adding something else on the other side.we're done
with this. OK. Your eyes look just god awful and I love you even more because of it oh
I moved the camera I'm sorry. OK, eyeliner liquid oh I didn't put eyeliner on. let's
do that. Oh my god. you are never going to be able to do this. This is like a cute little
look at that can you see that it's very fine. OK, eyeliner goes man people do this to other
people. don't make me laugh. what are you doing? I'm just dragging very anxiously across
like skid marks. Oh you took it too far. That helps that actually there's a significant
difference. Do you need to get more product on there? yes I do. no, don't look. She's
trying to look. isn't that part of it you've gotta like reveal what's happening. alright,
don't look. Oh my god. I want to say right now that this is your fault you told me to
put more on there and this whole thing is your fault because you wanted me to do this.
OK. We are going to put on blush. blush. hooray hoorah blush? is this blush? this looks like
blush to me. golden affair berry daring oh very nice. OK, that's fantastic. alright see
see what i'm doing. I've got the technique down. Got it down. and we just wanna do a
little here. because she's been running for six hours and we want to make sure she looks
like it. that's not a funny joke. I'm sorry. Oh what are you doing? I'm oh I didn't contour
or anything. I'm not going to do that. that's advanced that's the next one. I feel like
I should do more. maybe. You know, probably less is more. I'm just going to go with that.
Now we need lips. this is her favorite and I'm going to ruin it for her. Matte lip color.
She loves this. In what color? Uh? In what color? Red. OK. You didn't say. Oh I didn't
say what color? No. It is blood red. that's not the color it's actually just called red.
Sorry to disappoint anybody who really likes blood. I gotta do something right here.I'm
trying so hard. OK. oops. Now see, I got her teeth. Get it off. That's disgusting. There
should be my girlfriend does my makeup. there is. Oh there is? are you talking about lesbians?
No, I'm talking about you doing my makeup but I don't' want that to happen. Thumbs up
if you want that to happen. Thumbs up if you want that to happen. What have I done? alright
now ( lips smack) yea there you go. I helped you significantly there. So. OK, well as you
can see I am very clearly finished with destroying my wife's face. OK let me just... let me see.
OK. and here is the unveiling. Matthew what did you do to my face? No no don't have to
thank me. You know, besides the eyes, which you did horrible on the blush isn't that bad.
see. and the lips aren't' that bad. see. but you gotta work on.you don't brush in fall
out. blemishes beauty marks. that's what they are. I did a wonderful job. Well... Can you
do better? I think they all can. You can comment down below and let us know if Matthew did
a fantastic job and give this video a thumbs up if you like videos with Matthew in them.
tell me if you want more cause I do. oh, thanks. ( Laughing). That's terrible.