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*burp*
One day
In my first year
When I was a
innocent nice fellow of my class
my friends called me to Pondycherry
I was like
Oh Pondycherry! Was so excited!
When we went there, they went to the bar!
They said Beer is like Buttermilk
It will cool the body down I was like "No No"
They said "No Beer, no side dish!"
I was cornered
I was *slaps tummy indicating the necessity* helpless
That is the day I started my drinking lifestyle
Form then on...
*deep love montage*
THE SARAKKU REVIEW
Smell
When you open the bottle
*ahem*
The smell will hit you like a truck!
***.... has the best smell
Then comes Rum
Whiskey, Beer
This brandy is there no
worst fellow!
When you open the bottle worst fellow!
When you open the bottle
The neighbour can get the smell!
Pah!
A very important section of drinking
Mixing
Why this is so important is because
It will decide if you are 8th fail or PhD
This beer is there no
Full marks for it
Buy beer
Open
Drink!
The opposite to beer
is brandy
you have to put some mixing for this
if you drink without doing so
You the Bro!
Agmark drinker!
Whiskey! What a drink!
We always mix soda for whiskey
If you are new to it
try Pepsi
Rum
This Rum is there no
Legendary mix, Rum and Coke!
Wherever you go ask
this is what they will give, is amazing!
After Rum, is ***
Anything will mix with this
7Up, Mirinda, Coke
Pepsi, Fanta
Whatever juice you add, this will get mixed
You know why
This is a city-*** *burp*
Whatever you put, will go inside
*like a baws*
No matter what mixing you add to whatever alcohol
you need to use one important tool
this water packet
This is the lubrication factor
What this water packet does is
*sweet sweet mixing sound*
Alcohol may differ, mixing may differ
But one thing remains constant
You could be a drunkard you could be a fresher
you could be drinking in the high pubs
or drinking in the roadside TASMAC bar
From Old Chef to Jack Daniels
There is one connect
Alcohol means side dish
Side dish means, Pickle!
*Delight*
*Wommalley delight*
Pickle!
Pickle!
Pi - ckle!
You can test drive a car
but you cant taste drink a liquor
What we are going to see in this section is
What is the worst tasting liquor
Bad taste position number 1
Brandy
Our hero will always come off first
You HAVE to mix something in this
#2
Most people start with Beer
Few be like
Thu thu thu thu!
It's like Redbull dude, it's so tasty you know
and others
Meh!
in #3 it's a tie
with Rum and Whiskey
As the rates go up
the taste gets amazing
as the rate goes down
I don't even need to say it
#4
There's ***, whatever you mix in it
It tastes just like that
And if you don't mix in it
tastes as though something is mixed in it already
What we are going to talk about in this section is....
Intoxication
In fact, no matter what you drink
you should get high
But more deeply
which alcohol, how you drink
in how much time
will it hit you is the matter itself
If you drink two rounds of *** it will hit you
With one cutting of Brandy your head will spin
And this Beer
Only if you drink bottle after bottle will your head spin
If you mix all this and drink
Sloshed.
Bro
I have a doubt
If you take a toilet seat
wrap it with spaghetti
and put it between two buns
will the government ban it or not?
I want to know now, you tell me no, Tell me!
Hello
Hello
Helloooo
Looks like he hung up
Maaa
Mummu poo poo
Is there Garlic pickle at home maaaaa?
*vomit*
*vomit again*
*burp*
*burp*
What I meant to say is
I can't seem to stop burping
Bro have you ever noticed...
the ***
the hole between the two buttcheeks
it's always round
what if it was a square?
I mean, how would it happen?
like what?
How? would the...
feces
come as a rectangular
cube, cuboid... is that the word for it?
the the extrusion of the
of the ***.
I mean look at the circle, it is a beautiful shape
It has, 360 degrees
Of freedom
Throughout and through in and through all the way out
That is, life is a circle
In that, we threw the flower
You understand? You know that you know that dialogue you know?
Hellooo!
Aarthi!
Please dont leave me Aarthi!
I can't do without youu
I love yoooooouuuuuuu
*sobs*
*sobs again*
*and again -.-" *
*dei podhum da*
*ungh ungh ungh*
*No wonder Aarthi left him :| *
......
*confirmed at this point*
Everyone who enjoyed in one super high...
will have to suffer in one devilish hangover!
Hangover!
hangoverrr
The worrsssttt part
of drinking alcohol
It's also an indication of how much alcohol you had the last night
If you got high on Beer and all
Hangover, is a surety for you.
Who am I?
Where am I?
Where'd my *** go?
Having a headache dude, oh god
Oh my god
There's something in MY head
Oh my *** god!
I could break my head open!
And massage my brain!
OUCH!
OOOUUUUUU
If you wanna drink, 7 things are very important
If you call your lover
it might lead to a breakup
If you get caught with the cops
they will make you blow and escort you to jail
or else, empty wallet
All your closed secrets
will be blurted out
If you go home and get caught
You will get beaten with slippers
You can fight, create a scene
get a shock!
After getting completely sloshed, you may fall down
and break it
Why this evil
Drinking hurts drinking only
Drinking irresponsibly is injurious to health
so drink RESPONSIBLY!
also...
not subscribing and not sharing is injurious to me
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Cheers!
*like a sir*
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