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Smeagol, come here!
Master!
Want a cookie? Want a cookie?
No!
A Hobbit cookie!
Little Hobbitess
Here
Try it, try it
Gollum! Gollum!
Want some more?
Yes Preciooousss!
They're gone, that was the last one.
Go away!
I hate you
Translation: Gabriela Paraná
FRIED BRAINS
Hey ***! Hello!
Welcome to the 10th episode of Miolos Fritos (FRIED BRAINS) dude!
In the middle of the smoke, I'm Teco
and I'm Beto
hey, dude... What do we have today?
Today we´re gonna teach you how to make Hobbit cookies
We won´t explain what a Hobbit is
If you don´t know what`s a Hobbit You´re on the wrong channel
Go watch another cooking channel
Why Hobbit cookies?
Well, dude... we like Hobbits Hobbits are fantastic creatures
Yes man, they deserve our tribute yeah
they like to drink, to eat, they like abundance
(Coughing)
And the hobbits have also saved...
they´ve saved the Middle-Earth!
The hobbits were not believed
We´re making Hobbit cookies in honor of these awesome creatures that we love
that we love since we were kids
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We were looking for a different and exclusive recipe
That would represent the hobbit lifestyle in a single bite...
We made it, bro!
The guys from Monster Cookie from Rio de Janeiro dude!
Our first *** awesome partnership, man!
Miolos fritos and Monster Cookie!
Pedro, the manager of Monster Cookie is also a super geek,
He bought the idea immediately
He enjoys The lord of the rings and the Hobbit and stuff
Spent some time doing research and finally got to this amazing recipe
Which seems like it was sent straight from Middle-Earth.
At the moment they sell three different types of cookies
With very cool flavors
Really nice, dude
Like the Red and white cookie
wich is made of red fruits and white chocolate
The original cookie is made of chocolate with Orange shavings
And the Citrus cookie, man,
it's made of Orange with lemon shavings... and Sicilian lemon, dude
Very noble, huh?! it's a fancy cookie! Very cool
Enough of small talk, check out the ingredient list for the Hobbit Cookie
INGREDIENTS
150 gr plain flour
100 gr brown sugar
2 eggs and 1 yolk
Ok?
So 2 and a half eggs
1 dessertspoon* of baking powder *15ml
Until now, it´s no big deal....
100 gr butter
Now here are the ingredients that are gonna make the difference
Your brains will run down through your nose, go grab a tissue
100gr parmesan
200 gr diced bacon
And a special ingredient
that will give all the taste
and aroma of the hobbit lifestyle
which is
150 g malt
that beer taste.... wonderful
Malt is actually...
it comes from barley, a cereal...
Hobbit likes beer, Damn, with lasagna
Don't find it odd that we´re mixing sugar and bacon, trust me,
The batter might look a bit weird, but in the end, it´s gonna work!
How to make a hobbit cookie
DIRECTIONS
First, fry the bacon on a frying pan -- yup
You don't need any oil for the bacon.
It has it's own oil, it´s own fat, that will melt with the heat.
So when it´s fried, Golden brown
Transfer it to a paper towel and just leave it there.
Take the 150 gr of malt
pour it in the blender and add 2 glasses of water
otherwise it won't whip
and mix!
Filter it
Take out the water with a spoon
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze
Let it dry and become fluffy light
Leave it on a bowl where we're going to mix the ingredients
break the eggs, both eggs
and separate the yolk of the third egg
to separate the yolk, use it´s own egg shell
like... tu tu tu tu tu
it's like preparing a cocktail, dude!
Just break it
move from one shell to another
now it´s only yolk here, see
awesome!
If you like to complicate things, you can separate the yolk with that plastic bottle trick
But you know.... dude!
it would be Complicating Just to show off
just to say "i can do it, i can do it"
that's ***
now get all the ingredients
it´s time to mix
so i will put everything in here
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one and a half cup of flour
brown sugar
the eggs
a tablespoon of baking powder
grated parmesan cheese
and this beautiful, divine thing
BACON
melt 100 grams of butter in the microwave
butter, butter, not margarine
then add to the grub
and before whipping, just mix it all up and make it one thing
mix and whip
IT'S BETTER TO USE AN ELECTRIC MIXER,
Otherwise you´ll have some trouble doing it with your own hands
So if you have a mixer, use it,
if not, mix it with voluptuousness
and vehemence
MIX, MIX, MIX
Stir until the batter gets consistent and homogeneous
t gets this dark beige color..... of ***...
an homogeneous color
It's not ready to bake yet,
so take the bowl, put in the freezer
and wait for 1 hour
Then you wait for it like this
(Meanwhile)
You gotta be the man to make a Caravel like this
Booooyyyy, yeahh!
look at that pipe, two feet of pipe
after an hour of waiting, you won't finish watching the movie, because it's 3 hours long
ake the batter out of the freezer, you'll notice that the consistency is slightly harder,
and then you will be able to shape the batter in small balls
mold them
you gotta get your hands dirty, literally
make this rounded shape, cool
shape the balls with almost the same size of the cookie
already inside the baking sheet
put it there with a space between each
one
the batter yields approximately 20 cookies the this size
if you want to make a smaller cookie, you can make the batter yield about 40 cookies
Bake at 180 degrees celcius on a preheated oven
for 25 minutes or half an hour, depending on your oven
Meanwhile, the movie again right?
(Meanwhile)
TENSE
Keep an eye on it to see how´s the baking process going
It's like making bread, it has to get golden brown
It gets golden on top
Go check it out after half an hour
And it's ready
Simple.
Dude, trust your intuition
Look, they´re not sticky
dude, ***! They´re light brown,
look!
very cool, very cool
look at the size of this huge cookie I made
it will look like this!
No don't, don't say it yet
If we say it tastes good you guys won't believe us...because we baked it
So let`s share these cookies with other people and let them decide if it´s good or not
Public opinion
Smells good
The shape is cool...nice
Tastes like bacon....
Smells really good Let's see the texture
Oh man! Is it good? You like it?
hmmmm, it´s *** good!
Is there oatmeal in here, or not?
Is it a bacon cookie?
I like it!
I love it!
Really good
dude, it's really good,
specially because of the bacon
8
8
9,5
10
8
9, won't give you 10 so you don't get too cocky
It´s really good, I love it!
Can I have another one?
see? Its good! I told you!
dude, when you take a bite
you feel the taste of the shire
imagine yourself inside a RPG session, for example
you come and say, dude, I made a hobbit cookie
you already earn all possible points
you earn XP (Experience Points)
SPECIAL THANKS
First, to Monster Cookies, of course, also Pedrão
the recipe was amazing, we really like it
and I'm sure people will like it too.
I'm sure this recipe will be LEGENDARY!
help us spread this recipe around the world,
the world deserves to know it!
many thanks to Monster Cookies, thanks!
you can order the cookies at the Monster Cookies website
it serves only in Rio de Janeiro for now
but just drive them crazy, you from US, Cazaquistan, Canada... from anywhere
call and beg him, I want your cookie I wanna try it
just beg for global distribution
they should also start selling the Hobbit Cookie, cause it's *** good
yes dude, they should
we want to thank the guys from Rolê Gourmet too
Special thanks to Olávio Albuquerque and PC Siqueira
if you dont know Role gourmet, you don't know what you're missing
so check out their website!
That's it, thank you so much
Thanks to everyone who visits our website
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Thank you so much
See you on the next vídeo Bye!