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Once upon a time, there was oil.
We had fuel.
We had god damn rocketships.
Now, we got jack squat.
This is not good.
We need to switch to a more “ecological” ,they say, source of fuel.
So we switched to a more “weird” plan C.
For that task we have Jack-o the genius
American soldier who now is also an engineer.
But what’s one man without a ‘’friend’’?
From Mother Russia we have Igor who’s willing to fight for his greatness.
They will have to ally to find a
method for creating a new source of fuel.
Warfare will be fought with paperplanes.
That’s the surprise!
Now, we’ll see how they’re going to cope and create various models.
Now we have to ally with those god damn commies?
This isn’t why I fought in those wars!
Putain donne moi la mitralliaire!
I hope that *** isn’t going to cause any problems...
Those god damn beaches,
With their god damn silky hair, and beards...
Putain...
Finally, a chance to prove Mother Russia that Igor was
made for more than standing in a bar drinking ***!
Now it’s time to show my true engineering skills.
But wait...
Americans! Americans...
Their microwave oven needs to have a caution sign:
“Don’t put your cat into the microwave”!
I think this is a joke!
So paper planes they say?
I’ll teach them! Tasha will be proud of me!
They’ll see our country was raised on *** and not Coke!