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Breaking News! The police were called following a 999 call
from a man who was 'stuck on a toilet roll holder'. He was unable to move and required
firemen to help rescue him, which he probably enjoyed, before getting on-the-spot treatment
from paramedics. Apparently 'there was no toilet paper left'
and that he 'just turned around to look for some and he fell backwards onto the holder'.
Talk about getting caught with your pants down! Let's hope that they fix these holders
so that similar accidents can't happen in the future.
Straight Talking News out.