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Only death, nothing to worry about
Everything is ***, try to comprehend
Only death, not that big of a deal
Silly juice will fade us away
Aiaiaiaiaiaiai....
Welcome to "Only Death" episode 2
Today's artist guest is Carnalation and here comes their vocalist, Jonne Soidinaho. Welcome.
Hell-o, hell-o Jonne. Hell-o, hell-o. Zaani. Howdy.
Hey, tell me who are you and...
I am Jonne Soidinaho from Nurmo, Texas of Finland. Yesyes... I am the vocalist of Carnalation
Hey, tell me how did you join this "show"? I don't know, I wasn't really that interested in the format.
But when there's some huge bands in this, I had to join when I was asked to.
So, you also get some fame and glory? Yes!
Who do you like most of these other people?
Huhhuh.... What? Eh? Huhhuh... wha? Sorry.
Who do you like most of these others guys? Do you have any...? Sorry, can you repeat the question?
Do you have anyone favourite in this group? Oh... well... Amorphis is very close to my heart.
Okay, so you have... you feel strongly towards that band. Yes, I do, I do... Allright, allright... ?
Onlyy deaath!
Onlyy deaath! ***!
Thank you to everyone that you could come to my day
I am really honored and I will see really incredible songs after this.
I am from Texas of Finland and since we don't flatter in other over there, I would like to have a flattering circle
That we flatter each other... what the #%"&... And that will raise our self-esteem
And I want everyone's self-esteem to be high when we perform songs to have unbelievable performances.
Ilkka, you are really handsomely bald. Oh, thank you.
Do you want to have some wine? Yes... yes, of course...
Hey, no!
Keijo, you are also have really grand bald head.
Hyrde, you are an okay singer and I am really puzzled... We must have seen each other somewhere before...
Willie... Willie-Viper!
And, and you are really nice beach-Swede...
I really have to take some for courage...
But Tomi... %#%"%&... You have really magnificient microphone
And I bet you are going to gym aswell... Mmm-mm
What is your favourite excercise in there?
Something chest-related most likely... #%&£... Huhhuh... Yeah, I can really see that.
I am really nervous to ask this, but can I send you a facebook friend request?
Do not send!
S**t...
Well, I hope your self-esteem went through the roof and... Well... Let's continue with singing
Thank you, it has been really nice so far.
Onlyy deaath!
Onlyy deaath! ***!
Jonne, this is your day and... we have known each other for a really short time and...
And still we have created a strong bond... I don't know where does it come from originally
I can almost feel it in our words and our looks aswell
Willie-Viper Viper
But as a lyric writes and interpreter, your texts have always made an impression to this dude
And one song in particular, which I will sing next...
And despite I am in here among "rock gods", I am THE god.
Evil cantor, go ahead
CARNALATION: "I Am God"
MIE OON JUMALA
SYANIIDILLÄ TÄYTETTY
MIE OON JUMALA
SEURAA MUAAAAAAA
My brother. My brotherman!
Felt like... my own brother was performing. Thank you!
This is our thing, we should not let them interfere. No. Thank you.
Okay Jonne, today is your day indeed, today we will sing your songs and one song is above others when I went through the lyrics
I am a huge fan of Veikko Lavi and he has a song called "People are Like Ants"
And this song has something similar, the tinyess of people and very subtle metaphor to insects is really beautiful
So, I would like to sing a song called "Cadence of Insects". Yeah.
I will sing it to you now, Jonne. Yes.
WHOOO!
#&%&, this is really the best day EVER! Huhhuh... Yeah, go... go ahead.
Let's go!
CARNALATION: "Cadence of Insects"
MÖYKKÄ MYYNTIMARGINAALIN
ÄÄNI SOITTAVAN KÄDELLISEN
HUHHUH... great... yeah...
Respect. Huhhuh. Respect.
Can I kneel down? Hey excuse me, sorry.
Yeah, that was #%&?ing, #%&?ing unbelievable-
If... Can I now really send you the friend request in the facebook?
No need to send...
Hey, but, can I really really...
Go away!
...send the request?... Really get the #¤%& out of here!
We have 25 mutual friends! Really we have #%&$£ 25 mutual friends...
Next week the 3rd episode
And more Finnish rock-universe "talent"
That was "Only Death". Cheers!
Oh SATAN! Huhhuh! F#%c I got scared!
SATAN: JONNE! Where is the record? JONNE: What record?
SATAN: We had a deal, do you remember? JONNE: I really can not, can you tell me more, Satan?
SATAN: That record, the gold record. Your soul for a gold record!
JONNE: Oh, that deal, Satan. I was so drunk, I had Jaloviina, you know...
SATAN: CUT THE CRAP! JONNE: Okay, okay, the record comes this year, I promise that
JONNE: Carnalation's record is coming this year.
SATAN: Good, I will go now. I have some unresolved issues with that Keijo.
Willie-Viper