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Have you ever been wrong about something?
of course you have, you microcephalic adipate
Why, you probably don't even realize that i just called you a moron
It's sad really
but there is hope
I'm Kirito, founder and CEO of the Kirito Is Always Right Foundation
Here at K.A.R.F., we strive to bring knowledge to a world that is so utterly devoid of it
I also just realized how terrible that acronym sounds, and wont be using it again
Everyday, hopeless idiots go out into the world
driving drunk, or using the word "literally" incorrectly
without anyone to explain just how wrong they are
Seriously Greg, you can LITERALLY go die in a barn fire
But enough about Greg and his crimes against language.
Did you know that over 99% of people are in fact idiots?
Terrifying, I know
But the good news is, there is a cure
The better news is, there's a better cure
You see, I am one of the select few who are completely immune to ignorant ***.
and it is my dream to spread my wisdom full-time.
A ray of light to cut through the darkness
But, the batteries for that light don't come cheap
That's where YOU come in!
for a monthly donation of your choosing
you can ensure that there will always be at least one soldier in the fight
against stupidity's overwhelming hordes
We may never be able to stop people from doing stupid ***
but with your help, I will always be there to call them on it afterwards
And really, isn't that what truly matters?
So please, donate to the Kirito Is Always Right Foundation today!
and together we can-
*CRASH*
Asuna: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?
Kirito-: ASUNA? Uh I um *panic noises*
Asuna: WE HAVE A RAID IN TEN! MINUTES!
I AM NOT HAVING ANOTHER *** SHEEPTAR INCIDENT!
Kirito: Look, Asuna, i just need like two minutes here
Asuna: GET YOUR *** IN GEAR, NOW!
*CRASH*
Kirito: Argh! That was so unnecessary!
Kirito: Wait! Asuna listen AH-
Klien: So, uh are we done here?
K-Kirito?
He's not coming back...