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The Tyrells and Lannisters get close in a sister mother cousin sort of way, and had
Dany found her knight in shining armor, or is he just another dragon hungry scumbag?
Heather here to talk about last nights Game of Thrones. So if you haven't seen "Second
Sons" yet, this is your official spoiler alert.
Daenerys: Daenerys invites the 3 captains of The Second
Sons, a mercenary army hired by Yunkai, to her super cool tent to talk it out and offer
them an alternative to war: a ticket aboard her freedom train plus GOLD. She throws some
army math at them, name drops her dragons... and SURPRISE! They're huge dicks and say NO!
Later on, Mero and Prendahl send Daario to go assassinate Dany in her tent, but it
doesn't really work out because if they had SEEN the sexy eyes he was giving her back
in the tent PLUS all his talk about how he likes to be nice to girls, they should have
known he was gonna chop both their heads off and deliver them to Daenerys. Lesson of the
story: If a guy refuses to pay for sex, kill him because he will betray you.
Dragonstone: Melisandre brings Gendry back to Dragonstone
and is still being hella *** shady. After Melisandre reveals her plans to SACRIFICE
Gendry, Stannis consults with his BFF Davos, who of course tells him, that *** is crazy.
But Stannis is like "I saw her gave birth to a smoke monster, therefore God exists."
No, he doesn't Stannis. She is a witch. Burn her.
Kings Landing: Yay it's WEDDING TIME! And everybody's...
sad except for Joffrey, because he's an ***. Margaery tries to be friends with her sister-to-be
and Cersei tells her she will strangle her in her sleep and slaughter her entire family.
Sisterhood! Tyrion and Sansa get married, but there is no sexy times to the delight
of Shae, who looks like she wants to cut Sansa the entire episode.
And last but certainly not least Sam Tarly Murders the *** out of one those white walker
zombie creatures! I didn't think Sam had it in him, but threaten his girl and her baby
and he transforms into sam the slayer. What did you think of last night's episode, Leave
your thoughts in the comments and I will see you in two weeks!