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King Of The Hill Theme
Native Music
Bill: Shriek! Aaaah!
Bill: Dale, I know how I'm going to die. Dale? Dale?
Dale: Was it good for you too baby? Ow. I wonder what that means.
Cotton: Ah. Huh? Hey I know you! I killed ya! I bazooka'd you.
Cotton: Oh. Oh, you! Got your teeth at home in a jar! You, I just shot through the heart.
Cotton: And you- Aah! Aaaah! Ah! Shriek! Aah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Bobby: Who's that? A lady you saved during the war?
Cotton: Killed her husband. Bobby: Whoa! Cotton: I'm feeling bad for all the things I've done to the Japanese!
Peggy: Now, just suppose an average Texas family: Mom, Dad, Son were sent on a dream vacation.
Peggy: Yeah! I am going to Japan!
Bobby: Will my pork pockets work in their microwaves? Peggy: No they will not. It's a different frequency.
Peggy: Alright, one last thing people. If anyone gets lost in Japan, we will meet back here.
Cotton: Move your seat up! It gots no room!
Hank: Dad? Cotton: Aaaah! We're surrounded! Hank: It's ok. He's having a war flashback.
Hank: So my dad’s still on the plane. Cotton: Hank, can’t you keep that other bag of yours shut too?
Party Night (Inoue Joe)
Peggy: Now Hank! Aaand now Hank! Alright, I’ll do the handle, you do the card. Ready? Now!
Dale: I have an idea Bill: Can you zip me up Hank?
Hank: I’m gonna go to the sink and take a shower.
Cotton: I needs a picture of Hank and Bobby to bring to Michiko. Show her what I’ve done with my life.
Cotton: Here goes.
Junichiro: Oh! Hank & Junichiro: Baaaah!
Hank: Aaah. So are you Chinese or Japanese? Junichiro: Aaah.
Junichiro: My name is Junichiro. Cotton: So nice to meet you Chan-chello! I’m your papi.
Hank: How could you not know you have another son? How many women have you slept with? Five? Six?
Cotton: 273. Every day a Japanese angel would drain my shins of ***, and fill my heart with love.
Cotton: It was magical, then excruciating which made it all the more magical. I was being shipped out.
Cotton: I did what I could to stay but it wasn’t enough.
Bobby: I’m too excited to sleep. Aaah!
That’s The Way I Like It (KC and the Sunshine Band)
Trololo (Eduard Khil)
Cotton: Hello, Michiko. Michiko: Hello, Cotton. I am glad to see your feet didn’t fall off as predicted. How is everything else?
Cotton: I came here to apologize to Michiko, but discovered I wronged two people.
Cotton: I'd give what's left of my legs to hear you both say you forgive me.
Junichiro: You are not my father. Cotton: You take that back boy, or I'll take back my apology.
Junichiro: I will not take it back. Cotton: I come here to make peace, and you kamikaze me?
Cotton: That's it! I re-declare war on Japan! Aaaah!
Hank: Wha-dad! No! Cotton: Aaah! Baah! The whole lousy country is made of paper and balsa wood. I gotta find me a book of matches.
Hank: Excuse me doctor? What the? What is wrong with these people? Why won't they talk to me?
Junichiro: What do you expect? Running around like crazy cowboy. It's not Texas, shoot off guns, pow pow pow, Rambo, John Wayne.
Junichiro: In Japan, you do not raise voice to speak to people.
Cotton: Aah! Aaah! Outta the way! Hank: There he is! Dang it Junichiro! Come on! No!
Junichiro: Whaaaaaa! Hank: Don't worry. The Hill Brothers are on the case, right? Junichiro: Hai.
Hank: Can't this thing go any faster then-? Wow.
Luanne: Aah! Ladybirds, your house is being robbed!
Dale & Bill: Aaaah! Dale: Oh my god! Boomhauer! Boomhauer please! Would you take in Hank's paper?
Junichiro: I kick-a your ***! Look at me! Here come Ronald Reagan Mike Tyson!
Hank: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Motherlover (The Lonely Island)
Hank: I love ***!